Taika Waititi is returning to direct ‘Thor 4’ and holy shit am I ever goddamn stoked!
Hell yes! Not only is there going to be a Thor 4, but Taika Waititi is returning to direct.
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Japanese space probe Hayabusa returns to asteroid it BOMBED to take pics, collect more samples. Metal as Fuck++
The Japanese space probe Hayabusa is doing fucking work, dudes. It returned to the asteroid it bombed to take pics and collect more samples. I mean, goddamn. Space probe out there doing rad shit, while I scratch my ass and jerk off for a third time today.
John Carpenter is writing a Joker one-shot for DC’s Year of the Villain. I am horrifyingly excited. Get it? Terrible pun!
John Carpenter is writing a Joker one-shot for DC. John motherfucking Carpenter! Am I going to read it? Questionable. Am I excited it exists at all? Hell yes.
‘Ghostbusters 2020’ official behind-the-scenes photo reveals cast first look. Don’t let me down, Reitman, okay?
I am unabashedly excited for Ghostbusters 2020. Maybe I should be, maybe I shouldn’t. But, that’s what I am. None the less, here’s an official behind-the-scenes look at the cast.
‘Mindhunter’ Season 2 is officially dropping August 16 which I thought we already knew but I guess not or some shit
Somehow, I thought we already knew the official date for Mindhunter season 2. But, I guess not! Prepare yourselves though, it drops in little over a month. August 16.
Weekend Open Bar: The Universe Has No Obligation
What’s up, fuckers? It’s the Captain of the Space-Ship Omega. And word, I’m actually daring to interact with ya’ll folks. (I had a student tell me to yell “ya’ll folks” when the class acts up, I’m trying it out.)
First things first — no stream again this weekend. I know. I know! But, Bateman is currently in Madrid. Living that glorious life. So, yeah. Fuck us, right?
Second things second — I figured we could hang out here, instead? At Weekend Open Bar!
Man, I’ve been so fucking busy lately. I absolutely adore teaching two summer classes for the first time ever. That said? Monday through Thursday, I ain’t got any extra juice. Apologies! Apologies. The whole waking up early thing ain’t so bad, but I’m fucking tapped by the time I get to a computer in the evening.
You can fucking chart the exact moment when my week ends, as the Engines of Textual Diarrhea snap to life and I begin posting again.
Anyways, how the fuck are you folks this weekend? Anyways, what the fuck are you folks up to this weekend? Anyone seeing Crawl? I wanna. Anyone playing a particular game? I think I’m gonna finally begin my final assault on Red Dead Redemption 2.
Join me around the hearth. Pants down, smiles up.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 currently being written by Jon Favreau. Now, uh, give us the first season!
Jon Favreau ain’t sitting around, folks. Dude is already writing The Mandalorian season 2. And, judging from the sizzle reel of the first season that leaked, this is very good news.
Christoph Waltz returning as Blofeld in ‘Bond 25’ and here’s hoping it doesn’t blow..feld?
I really fuck with casting Christoph Waltz as Blofeld. However, man. Spectre was not a good debut for the actor’s take on the character. That said, who the fuck knows? I’m cautiously optimistic here.
Vaughan and Chiang’s ‘Paper Girls’ adaptation gets full-series order from ‘Amazon Studios’ which is neat but where that ‘Saga’ adaptation?
Gonna level with you: don’t really care for Paper Girls. I’m a good bit burnt out with 80s nostalgia peddling. That said, I’m glad that Vaughan and Chiang’s product is getting adapted. Always a feel-good for the creators involved. And, who knows? Maybe the show resonates with me more than the comic does.
Hubble has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist. The Cosmos is humbling, dudes
Hohum. Another week, another cosmic revelation that challenges conventional thought. This time? The Hubble telescope has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist.
