Paul Thomas Anderson dropping new movie in 2020. Takes place in high school in the 1970s. Okay, okay, okay!
I didn’t really fuck with PTA’s The Phantom Thread. Felt like wanky, woe-be-the-white-genius type of shit. That said? I’m stoked for his next movie in 2020, where he’s returning to the 1970s, baby!
James Dean getting new movie role thanks to CGI. Dude died in 1955. Reality is a fucking ‘Black Mirror’ episode, my dudes
James Dean! Equally dead and gorgeous as fuck. But thanks to CGI, the former ain’t gonna prevent the latter from coming to movie screens. Dude is getting a new movie role, thanks to CGI. This, uh, this is fucked, right?
It’s here! Finally! The trailer for Nolan’s next movie, Tenet. It had been dropped in theaters this summer, but now the Powers That Market have finally seen fit to usher it onto the internet.
After the jump because it’s a fucking Twitter video.
As well, let me know what you think!
‘The Batman’ looking to add Andy Serkis as Alfred and Colin Farrell as The Penguin. This cast is fucking absurd, dudes
Andy Serkis! He ain’t never met a franchise he didn’t want to be join. Now, dude is reuniting with Matt Reeves on The Batman. Playing Alfred! Additionally, motherfucking Colin Farrell could end up as The Penguin. Wild, wild times.
‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Sequel dropping April 8, 2022. How the fuck do they top the perfect original?
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the greatest comic book movie of all time. To me, to me. So fuck yeah, I’m excited the movie is getting a sequel. But how the fuck do they even come close to touching it? Glad I ain’t in charge of figuring that out.
It is confirmed! Jeffrey Wright is Commissioner Gordon in The Batman, motherfuckers! And I couldn’t be happier. The cast for the movie is shaping up to be fucking fantastic.
Sam Raimi is returning to horror movies for his next film which is described as “Misery meets Cast Away” and I’m fucking sprung
By gawd, one of the greats is returning to horror movies. That’s right, folks. Sam Raimi is hopping into the director’s chair, and returning to the genre where he made his name.
Listen, Paul Dano can act. But, I also want to roundhouse kick him. So, I’m excited about casting him as The Riddler in The Batman. But yeah. Roundhouse.
Zoë Kravitz is fucking awesome. And, now she’s also fucking Catwoman in The Batman. Mark me down as stoked.
David Cronenberg writing and directing Netflix mini-series based on his novel ‘Consumed’ and goddamn hell yes!
David Cronenberg getting into the Netflix game? Give me a hell fucking yeah! The Master of Body Horror is going to be writing and directing a mini-series based on his own novel, Consumed.