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‘Dune’ Trailer: A gorgeous and foreboding preview and I have no idea how this movie got made

Man, they finally dropped the first trailer for Dune. Now admittedly, I haven’t read the book. But this trailer is fucking gorgeous. It’s also spell-bindingly esotetic, and I have no idea how it was made. This gorgeous, dark motherfucker cost $150 million. Like, okay! I’m more than stoked, but I balk at the idea that it’s going to drag in enough of Joe and Pam Mainstreet to make its money back.

Still glad it exists, though!

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Sylvester Stallone releasing ‘Rocky IV’ Director’s cut and it won’t feature Paulie’s robot. Just fucking cut Paulie, that piece of shit.

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Sylvester Stallone is releasing a Rocky IV Director’s Cut for no good reason. Fuck, maybe he’s bored in quarantine, too. However, due is cutting the goddamn robot! Unreal. If he’s going to go that far, he should cut Paulie. Dude is nothing but a freeloading piece of shit, just bitching, not being grateful at all. Fuck Paulie.

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Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43. Tremendous, tremendous bummer.

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Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43, and man this is a hard one for a lot of people. I know, because I got like thirty text messages last night letting me know the news. Dude was an absolute force in life, though, and won’t be forgotten. Giving countless kids a superhero that looks like them, not to mention pumping out an insane amount of work while fighting the colon cancer that would eventually take his life.

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Blumhouse is rebooting ‘The Thing’ and even with John Carpenter involved goddamn I hate this

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You know. I almost didn’t want to post about Blumhouse rebooting The Thing with John Carpenter. For to post about it, is to make it real. But here we fucking are! Logically, I know nothing can take anything away from Carpenter’s The Thing. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time, and it will stay that way. Illogically? Man, I just fucking hate this.

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ Trailer: Generic action beats, but at least Cheetah looks exceptionally bad!

The Wonder Woman 1984 trailer from DC FanDome is generic as fuck. Just a handful of generic action beats, with generic villain dialogue. However, it at least pops in one way. Admittedly, a bad way. Cheetah looks fucking horrible. That said, I’m looking forward to this movie. I dig the 80s, I enjoyed the original movie, and I’m horny for any sort of moviegoing experience right now.

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‘The Batman’ Trailer: He is vengeance. I am horny.

I’ve been on the Robert Battinson train for months, motherfuckers! Therefore, I’m pretty fucking smug after seeing this dope-ass trailer for The Batman. Faith rewarded! Could the movie suck? Of course. But, this is a promising first move. I say, goddamn!

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‘The Batman’ gets official logo and Jim Lee poster ahead of DC FanDome. I’m ready for Robert Battinson, fuckers!

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Hey! Check this out, you Bat-pigs! Matt Reeves has dropped The Batman artwork by Jim Lee, and also ostensibly its logo. I’m digging both.

Hit the jump to check them out!

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‘Firewatch’ is getting a movie adaptation, and it’s a perfect choice for that sort of indie flick

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Firewatch is a goddamn little treasure of a game. And, it’s definitely a perfect target for a movie adaptation. However, will it be good? Who the fuck knows. We may find out, though!

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R.L Stine’s ‘Fear Street’ series getting Netflix trilogy next fall. My adolescence just popped a stiffy!

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R.L. Stine’s known for Goosebumps. Understandably. But, dude also had his Fear Street series. It catered to a bit older crowd, and definitely was a bit more gory. I fucked with it, and now I’m going to get to enjoy a Netflix trilogy based off of it.

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Clive Barker’s ‘Books of Blood’ is adapted into movie for Hulu and arriving in time for Halloween!

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Clive Barker is undeniably the fucking best, dudes. And so it is with a stellar, promising boner that I convey this news. His six-volume series of short horror stories is being adapted into a movie for Hulu. Wait, it gets better! Motherfucker is arriving October 7.

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