#Movies
George Miller hopes to start filming ‘Mad Max’ Furiosa movie in 2021. Dude has met with Anya Taylor-Joy, too! Let’s fucking go!
George Miller better get a fucking move on with this Mad Max spin-off starring Furiosa. If dude waits any longer, the actual apocalypse gonna arrive first. But! Should he outrace said apocalypse? His movie could be starring Anya Taylor-Joy. I can absolutely fuck with this.
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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed from June until August. So, you’re saying there’s a chance…?
At this point, we ain’t surprised when a tentpole movie gets delayed because of the coronavirus. But, at least Wonder Woman 1984‘s delay comes with a new date. It’s now dropping this August, which frankly gives me something to look forward to.
NBCUniversal is breaking theatrical release windows and releasing movies on-demand immediately, including ‘The Invisible Man’ and ‘Emma’
NBCUniversal is giving the middle-finger to theatrical release windows, at least for now. The studio is going to release new movies on-demand immediately, at least for the forseeable future. As well, already released movies such as Invisible Man and Emma will be made available this Friday. I suppose something like this was inevitable, as COVID-19 forces theaters to close and studios to delay movies.
‘Scream’ reboot coming from ‘Ready or Not’ directors and this is fantastic fucking news!
Man, if you didn’t see it, you should probably see Ready or Not. Funny, self-aware, brutal horror. Much like, I don’t know, Scream. Which means bringing in the directors of Ready or Not to reboot the classic franchise is fucking brilliant.
Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90 years old. Death always wins the chess game, friend. But you won’t be forgotten.
Absolute acting force Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90. And not to sound cliche, but despite him passing, his roles shall live on.
‘The Batman’ director shares official look at the Batmobile and my god am I ever horny
The director of The Batman, Matt Reeves, has shared some official looks at the Batmobile. And friends, I’m fucking loving it. Hit the jump for a couple more!
Jordan Peele’s ‘Candyman’ Trailer: He’s The Monster That’s Part of This Neighborhood!
Yo, I didn’t even finish this trailer for Jordan Peele’s Candyman. It seemed too dope, you know? Don’t want to spoil it. But, fuck, I’m hyped from what I did check.
‘Saint Maud’ Trailer: May the lord bless this terrifying religious horror!
Man, I was already sold on Saint Maud from its first trailer. But, now we got another one on this Ash Wednesday! And I’m doubly down, even if I just skimmed the trailer. I wanna preserve the experience! Okay? Fuck!
‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater’ documentary premieres next week, which I didn’t know was a thing. I’m stoked.
Man, Tony Hawk. What an absolute fucking classic, and staple of my late adolescence. Not just a fucking fantastic game, but also honestly a great vehicle for spending colossal amounts of time with high school friends. In fact, I think a lot of my early friendship with Bags was forged during multihour THPS sessions at my house. So it’s special. Special! Special as fuck! And, now the motherfucker has a documentary!
‘Fast & Furious 9’ Trailer: Cena’s here, Han’s back, this franchise fucking rules
I’m not being ironic when I say the Fast and Furious franchise has some of the best action going in Hollywood. And, I mean, it’s an unrelenting high-five to the power of bros loving one another, and strong-bicep’d uppercuts. So, I’m all the way in, baby!
