#Movies
Oscar Isaac producing and starring in Brian K. Vaughan adaptation ‘The Great Machine’ and this fucking rules!
Put this directly into my fucking brain, friends. Oscar Isaac is producing and starring in an adaptation of BKV‘s Ex Machina titled The Great Machine.
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‘Morbius’ Trailer: Hey it’s Jared Leto as a vampire in this Spider-Man spin-off and I don’t fucking care
Morbius trailer! Woo. Man, I can’t even feign excitement. Sometimes, as a pseudo-pop culture website, you post shit you don’t care about. To cover the bases, if you will. This is one of those times.
Rian Johnson is working on ‘Knives Out 2’ so maybe we can actually have nice fucking things!
Rian Johnson ate way too much shit for The Last Jedi. And, instead of being bitter at our caterwauling asses, gave the world Knives Out. A charming as fuck original movie. All while being excessively nice. So, it’s great to see the movie succeed, and even more awesome to hear it’s getting a sequel.
‘Tenet’ Trailer: Nolan’s got a mind-bending, time traveling espionage flick. Fuck yeah!
Oh baby! Here’s a big, meaty, thick, throbbing trailer for Tenet. What’s the movie about? Uh, time traveling and doing spy shit. Outside of that? Not sure, but I’m in!
‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ First Photos: The dudes are back! So is Death! And they got kids!
Please, please, please let Bill & Ted Face the Music rock. At least at first blush, these photos are encouraging! Most righteous!
‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’ Trailer: Who you gonna call? A lame ‘Stranger Things’ rip-off, I guess
This trailer for Ghostbusters: Afterlife is not great at best. It combines an oddly melancholic tone with an eye-rolling ninjaing of Stranger Things‘ already derivative vibe.
‘No Time To Die’ Trailer: Bond’s final adventure features Ana de Armas dual-wielding. I’m in!
I was already stoked for Daniel Craig’s last Bond, No Time To Die. Hard for me not to be, given director Cary Fukunaga’s involvement. But, man. My excitement has definitely been ratcheted up a notch. I mean, Ana de Armas dual-wielding? Fuck to the yes.
‘The Batman’ casts John Turturro as Carmine Falcone. My word, this cast!
John Turturro is the latest talented actor to join The Batmam in the role of Carmine Falcone. At this point, this cast is flat out preposterous.
‘Joker’ sequel with Todd Phillips attached may or may not be happening. Probably yes, because we live in Hell
Today, news broke that a Joker sequel being helmed by Todd Phillips was a go. Not surprising, right? Original made a zillion dollars. However, Deadline has reported that shit ain’t set in stone. However given how much the first movie made, it’s pretty obvious the sequel is coming. I suppose the larger question is whether or not Phillips will return. Dude claims “artistic integrity” by made thirteen Hangover movies so fucking probably.
