What the glorious fuck? Paul Verhoeven has a new movie titled Benedetta and it sounds absolutely bonkers. Like, a fucking erotic lesbian nun romance? Yup, I’m in bro. Completely in.
Folks, David Fincher is reportedly discussing Mindhunter Season 3 with Netflix. Like please don’t get my fucking hopes up, dudes. I had made my peace with this shit not happening. Now? This shit just resets the Grief Clock.
How’s this for a fucking Tuesday headline? To beat back the doldrums? Scientists believe they have found a chunk of an ancient protoplanet in Africa! In fact, the meteorite found last year is older than Earth itself. Like, let that swim around your brain-pieces. Ancient protoplanet. Older than Earth itself.
I don’t know Indira Varma outside of her work on Game of Thrones. But based on that shit alone, I’m cool with her being cast in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Now, fucking nerds! You may begin speculating as to who she is playing. Get to work.
Holy fuck, dudes. Scientists have communicated in real-time with lucid dreamers. Let that statement rattle around your brain. Then, wrap said brain in tinfoil while you sleep. ‘Cause them fuckers are coming for your dreams.
Edgar Wright directing adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘The Running Man’ for Paramount. Holy fuck, yes!
Holy shit, Edgar Wright is directing a new adaptation of The Running Man. Man, ain’t this good news for my ass. Given my love for Stephen King lately, and my adoration for Edgar Wright! Oh hell yes.
Man, here’s some good fucking news. Jordan Peele’s next horror movie is moving forward and its got its star in Kele Palmer. But that ain’t all the casting news. Daniel Kaluuya is hopping aboard the project, teaming-up with Peele again.
Hey all! We’re not going to stream tonight. Straight-up, I’m fucking emotionally exhausted from personal bullshit this week! Need a night to recharge the batteries, so I can absolutely assault your sensibilities with full force next week. Mucho apologies, and we will both see you on Wednesday!
Listen, just like the Star Wars announcements, ain’t fucking posting individually about each and every Marvel series on Thursday. That would also be completely fucking impossible. However, I will say that I’m fucking stoked for all of them. I’m a honk! A mark! But, if I had to choose? I’m losing my shit over Fantastic Four with Jon Watts, Hawkeye with Kate Bishop appearing, and Loki. My god, Loki looks awesome.
How about you? Take a look after the jump and let me know what you’re sweating the most.