#Miscellaneous

‘DOOM Eternal’ had best launch in franchise history. Rip and fucking tear the sales charts!

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DOOM Eternal is equal parts fun and frustrating for me. I think I may be too old for its twitchiness, but I think I’m just dealing with a steep fucking learning curve. That said, I’m glad that it had the best launch in franchise history. Such brutality and unapologetic heavy metal thunder needs to be rewarded.

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Monday Morning Commute: Demons Begone!

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Great glorious fuck, I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy to be working. But, today I returned to teaching from Spring Break. And granted, I’m pretty fucking depressed that it’s virtual. At the same time, though, I feel as though I had purpose for the first time in weeks.

You know, like healthy purpose.

Not the sort of purpose that just has you existentially laying in the fetal position (last week). Or, eating two pints of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, because fuck it (last night).

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Sony reveals PlayStation 5 specs in insanely boring presentation by lead architect Mark Cerny

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If you are like me, you’re deeply horny for some tangible next-gen news. Like, price points. Games. Release dates. But, first this week Microsoft failed to stroke me. And today, Sony followed suit.

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Remedy announces ‘Control’ getting its first major expansion ‘The Foundation’ on March 26. Back to the Oldest House!

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Control is awesome. I want more Control. All the Control. So, I’m fucking stoked for The Foundation. More mind-bending narrative. More tight gameplay. More of the Oldest House.

Check out the teaser after the jump!

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Japan has greenlit a mission to explore Mars’ moons and bring back a sample. Gimme an astronomical fuck yeah!

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Japan! Those motherfuckers. Making astronomical moves and such. They’ve officially given the go-ahead to a project that will explore Mars’ moons. Not only that, but the project intends to bring a sample back from Phobos!

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‘The Batman’ gets first official look at costume thanks to camera test. Dudes, it is fucking awesome.

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Man, I’m fucking in love with this first official look at the Battison’s costume in The Batman. Sign me the fuck up. Arkham Knight meets Daredevil, and my boner confirms my love.

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No stream this week, February 8! Back with a vengeance next Saturday!

We tired! See you next week, babes! Can blame me (Ian!) for once!

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Streaming tonight! Special time, 11pm EST.

An hour later tonight! Blame Bateman! Legitimately. Going to start 1BC on Dead Cells, and deeply stoked and terrified.

Christian Bale in talks to join ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ and man oh man would this rock

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Getting some Christian Bale in our Thor: Love and Thunder? Getting some Bruce Wayne in our THO4? Sign me the fuck up, dudes.

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Special stream night! Special stream time!

Streaming tonight! Blame the LocalSportsBall team playing tomorrow night! Streaming at 9! Blame our desire to get pizza and watch 80s movies! Streaming Dead Cells! Blame us dying last weekend, and it haunting us!

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