#Marvel Cinematic Universe

Robert Downey Jr is returning for the ‘Black Widow’ movie. Bro, what?

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RDJ! He’s returning for the Black Widow movie. It’s a weird take, if you ask me. Like, haven’t we been asked to grieve already? Now they’re both back. I know, I know. It’s a fucking prequel. But still.

Part of me wants to be like, Feige is pooping now that Spider-Man is gone. However, the other part of me? Feels like they wouldn’t shoehorn it in. Thoughts?

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‘Hawkeye’ series adds ‘Mad Men’ writer as its showrunner. Well, I officially give more of a fuck!

How many fucking Marvel series am I going to watch on Disney Plus? I’m not fucking sure. However, the Hawkeye one just took a step towards gaining my attention. I mean, fuck. Adding a Mad Men writer as showrunner? Hell yes.

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Kit Harington joins ‘The Eternals’ cast as Black Knight and I know nothing about this fucking dude

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I know pretty much absolutely fuck-all about The Eternals. Thus, it shouldn’t be a surprise when I tell ya I have no idea about Black Knight. However, I do know Kit Harington. The stone-faced mopey dude from Game of Thrones. Never really been impressed with dude’s chops. But, the rest of the cast is so fucking stacked that I don’t really fret this casting.

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‘Black Panther 2’ is dropping May 6, 2022. Coogler and Feige keeping us waiting! But okay!

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Man, Black Panther 2 ain’t coming for a fucking hot minute. I mean, it makes sense. Given Ryan Coogler wanting to do it justice and there being like roughly 3,000 movies/TV shows in production. That said, I fucking want it! And apparently I’m waiting until May, 2022.

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Taika Waititi met with Ryan Gosling, and which has prompted rumor about him being ‘Thor: Love And Thunder’ villain. Fucking give me this!

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I fucking love Ryan Gosling. I fucking love Taika Waititi. I fucking love Thor. Let’s bring all these sexy motherfuckers together. Please?

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Rumor: ‘Black Panther 2’ villain is going to be Namor. Welcome to the MCU, bro. Took long enough!

Black Panther 2 ain’t dropping for a minute. But, that ain’t stopping the rumor mill! The latest shit? None other than Namor is going to be the baddie. Skeptical? That’s fucking understandable. However, this latest rumor comes from the same sources that accurately predicted that the real Mandarin would be in Shang-Chi, and that Taskmaster would be in Black Widow.

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‘Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings’ coming February 12, 2021. Will introduce the real Mandarin to the MCU, dudes!

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Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings! February, 2021! Man, I can’t keep up with all the Marvel news tonight. In fact, I’m sorry for the deluge. But man do I ever have such a fucking stiffy for all this.

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‘Blade’ is being rebooted with Mahershala Ali. What an insane fucking time to be a Marvel stan, friends!

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Like, what the fuck? Mahershala Ali is Blade?! Today, the Elder Ones truly smile upon us Marvel stans.

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‘Doctor Strange 2’ is titled ‘Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness’ and is arriving November, 2020

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Scott Derrickson and Doctor Strange are ushering us into the Multiverse, friends. And if you believe the director, it’s going to be the first scary MCU film. Hey, I can fuck with it.

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‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ dropping November 5, 2021. Natalie Portman returning for story where Jane Foster becomes Thor

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Holy shit, my dudes. The next film staring the Odinson is title Thor: Love and Thunder, and it’s following the storyline where Jane Foster becomes Thor. Taika, take the wheel!

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