#Marvel Cinematic Universe
‘Ant-Man 3’ is officially happening with director Peyton Reed returning. Hell yeah! Nice, fun, low-stakes popcorn franchise, IMO.
We’re getting an Ant-Man 3, baby! Nice. I appreciate Ant-Man. It’s funny, it’s cute, it’s forgettable. In short, it’s everything that most of the MCU is, without a desperate need to try and be more. It doesn’t pretend to be something deeply important, or have much to say, and honestly, I really appreciate that shit.
Kevin Feige! Dude has only overseen the most successful franchise of all time. So, what’s next for dude? To be promoted to Marvel’s Chief Creative Officer.
Spider-Man is staying in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We expected this, right? But, it’s still awesome.
Spider-Man has returned to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. But like, he never really left. That said, I’m stoked.
RDJ! He’s returning for the Black Widow movie. It’s a weird take, if you ask me. Like, haven’t we been asked to grieve already? Now they’re both back. I know, I know. It’s a fucking prequel. But still.
Part of me wants to be like, Feige is pooping now that Spider-Man is gone. However, the other part of me? Feels like they wouldn’t shoehorn it in. Thoughts?
How many fucking Marvel series am I going to watch on Disney Plus? I’m not fucking sure. However, the Hawkeye one just took a step towards gaining my attention. I mean, fuck. Adding a Mad Men writer as showrunner? Hell yes.
I know pretty much absolutely fuck-all about The Eternals. Thus, it shouldn’t be a surprise when I tell ya I have no idea about Black Knight. However, I do know Kit Harington. The stone-faced mopey dude from Game of Thrones. Never really been impressed with dude’s chops. But, the rest of the cast is so fucking stacked that I don’t really fret this casting.
Man, Black Panther 2 ain’t coming for a fucking hot minute. I mean, it makes sense. Given Ryan Coogler wanting to do it justice and there being like roughly 3,000 movies/TV shows in production. That said, I fucking want it! And apparently I’m waiting until May, 2022.
Taika Waititi met with Ryan Gosling, and which has prompted rumor about him being ‘Thor: Love And Thunder’ villain. Fucking give me this!
I fucking love Ryan Gosling. I fucking love Taika Waititi. I fucking love Thor. Let’s bring all these sexy motherfuckers together. Please?
Black Panther 2 ain’t dropping for a minute. But, that ain’t stopping the rumor mill! The latest shit? None other than Namor is going to be the baddie. Skeptical? That’s fucking understandable. However, this latest rumor comes from the same sources that accurately predicted that the real Mandarin would be in Shang-Chi, and that Taskmaster would be in Black Widow.
‘Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings’ coming February 12, 2021. Will introduce the real Mandarin to the MCU, dudes!
Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings! February, 2021! Man, I can’t keep up with all the Marvel news tonight. In fact, I’m sorry for the deluge. But man do I ever have such a fucking stiffy for all this.