#Marvel Cinematic Universe
‘Hawkeye’ Trailer: I’m Here For Kate Bishop, Okay?
Am I exhausted with Marvel Studios? Yup! Am I apathetic towards Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye? Yup! Am I annoyed they’re adapting the classic Hawkguy run? Yup! Am I still going to watch this series because I’m infatuated with Hailee Steinfeld? Yup!
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Will Poulter playing Adam Warlock in Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Sure!
As the title reads, Will Poulter is playing the much-anticipated Adam Warlock, who is finally making his full-ass debut in the MCU. I don’t know much about the dude, but I assume Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will go a good distance to correct my dumb assery.
Charlie Cox reportedly returning as Daredevil for multiple projects. Multiple fucking projects!
For my dollars, beans, and balls, Charlie Cox as Daredevil is the best shit Marvel’s done on TV. Okay, maybe not in comparison to fucking Loki. Fair, fair. However, fucking hell I loved him, and I was devastated when the taint-huffers at Neflix killed the series. But now, there may be good news on horizon. Fucking yup, once again the rumor mill has him returning to the MCU. This time for multiple fucking projects.
‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ adds ‘I May Destroy You’ star Michaela Coel. Sounds fucking good!
I don’t know anything about Michaela Coel other than she stars in I May Destroy You, and that the show is very much worth fucking watching. Listen, I can’t fucking get to everything! Shit, I can’t even get to the majority of shit. But whatever the fuck, I can only assume this is great casting news for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ reportedly casts Tenoch Huerta as Namor. Let’s see how this goes
Not related to Tenoch Huerta’s casting as Namor in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but it’s hitting me that Chadwick Boseman is really gone. Man, how are they going to pull off this movie? Glad it ain’t my charge. That said, if anyone can do it, it’s Ryan Coogler. Anyways, yeah, back on topic. It appears as though we ourselves a Sub-Mariner, folks!
‘The Eternals’ Teaser Trailer: Hey Look We’re Artsy Fartsy
Marvel’s dropped a teaser trailer for The Eternals and it’s got a resounding shrug from me. Like, okay, cool. This is very pensive and serious, or something. I don’t fucking know. We’re a step away from the Man of Steel trailer which had Clark running his hands through wheat and shit. That said, of course I’ll see it. I’m Marvel Fanboy Scum.
‘Captain Marvel 2’ Officially Titled ‘The Marvels’ and It’s Got Some Kamala Kahn!
Captain Marvel 2 is gonna have itself a Ms. Marvel as well, apparently. None other than Kamala Khan is gonna be joining Danvers in the officially titled The Marvels.
‘Black Panther 2’ Officially Titled ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’
Marvel’s MCU Phase 4 engines are whirring up, folks. Getting all the nerds deeply horny. Black Panther 2? Titled Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and its dropping July, 2022.
‘Captain America 4’ Coming From ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ Showrunner Malcolm Spellman. Makes Sense!
I suppose it makes perfect sense that there’s a Captain America 4 in the works. As well, I suppose it makes perfect sense that The Falcon and the Winter Soldier showrunner Malcolm Spellman is penning the script. That said, I gotta say — dude is definitely a step down from the Russo Brothers. At least for me. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the themes he tackles in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but the writing itself on the series really doesn’t sizzle my tits. Perhaps being forced to narrow his focus for a two-hour movie will help him out tonally and pacing wise. We can hope. Right?
Russell Crowe Drops That He’s Playing Zeus in ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ and I’m Completely In
I had completely fucking forgotten that Russell Crowe was in Thor: Love and Thunder. But now the dude himself has reminded me with his reveal that he’s playing Zeus in the flick. All of this shit sounds good to me!
