I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to The Witcher. The games, the show, whatever. But I do know some shit about some fuck when it comes to anime, and this anime prequel seems fucking awesome. Sign me up, dickheads! The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf drops August 28. Damn fucking soon.
If you so wish, you could check out this trailer for Castlevania‘s final season. If you’re like me and want to preserve every gooey drop of animation for your tongue upon the season’s release, you may choose to pass. That said, I’m motherfucking stoked for this bad boy to drop. So soon! So motherfucking soon.
Motherfucking yes, dudes. Dress up in cosplay, get to the theater, and do demon slaying shit. I promise you fuckers that you won’t be alone. Nope! You see, goddamn Demon Slayer had the biggest foreign language box office debut in the United States. Ever! The son of a bitch is an anime, R-Rated, and hit during a pandemic. Shit still broke the record. As a huge stan of the series, I’m torqued.
I am deeply, deeply ready to take some more Castlevania to the fucking dome-piece, my dudes. Netflix seems to know there are horny folk out there for it, too. The motherfuckers have dropped some official artwork for the upcoming season, and it’s got my dick ripe.
Dudes, it appears that Sony is buying Crunchroll! And let me tell you, the anime streaming service ain’t coming fucking cheap. The company is ponying up $957 million smackers for the son of a bitch.
Fucking hipster anime nerds! Listen up! The Cowboy Bebop soundtrack is coming to vinyl this fall! I know I’m talking shit, teasing, you know. But, I would totally be snagging this if I had a record player.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ anime coming from ‘Kill la Kill’ and ‘Gurren Lagann’ studio. This is so fucking choice!
Holy gloriously swollen-taint, friends! My favorite anime studio is bringing a Cyberpunk 2077 anime to Netflix. Like, I say goddamn!
So many people have recommended The Witcher to me that I’m actually gonna check it the fuck out! And, I imagine when I’m done watching it, I’ll now also watch this anime based on it. Well done, you absolute fucks.
Akira is quintessential viewing as fuck. So, does it need a re-adaptation? No! Am I interested? Yup! Let’s see where this shit goes. As well, the classic is getting a 4K remaster.
David Fincher and ‘Deadpool’ director are teaming-up for animated anthology on Netflix. Gimme a Fuck Yeah!
Straight and to the rad-as-fuck point: David Fincher and Tim Miller are teaming-up for an adult-oriented animated anthology on Netflix.