‘Avengers: Endgame’ becomes highest-grossing movie of all time as Disney defeats Disney to stick it to Disney

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I am deeply disturbed by how many fucking nerds cared about one enormous popcorn flick overtaking another enormous popcorn flick for highest grossing movie of all time. Especially since they’re both owned by one enormous corporation.

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NASA’s exoplanet hunting TESS telescope captures mysterious supernova, going above and beyond its job

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NASA’s TESS has spotted a mysterious supernova, friends! Said supernova left behind hydrogen, which, apparently, ain’t supposed to be found in a white dwarf.

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‘Black Widow’ is arriving May 1, 2020 and features Florence Pugh, David Harbour, and Rachel Weisz among cast

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We all knew Black Widow was probably the next MCU flick! But, last night it was confirmed! Got a pretty sick cast, too. As well, I’m especially stoked, since it seems like they’re setting up Florence Pugh to take the mantle.

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‘Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings’ coming February 12, 2021. Will introduce the real Mandarin to the MCU, dudes!

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Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings! February, 2021! Man, I can’t keep up with all the Marvel news tonight. In fact, I’m sorry for the deluge. But man do I ever have such a fucking stiffy for all this.

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‘Blade’ is being rebooted with Mahershala Ali. What an insane fucking time to be a Marvel stan, friends!

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Like, what the fuck? Mahershala Ali is Blade?! Today, the Elder Ones truly smile upon us Marvel stans.

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‘Doctor Strange 2’ is titled ‘Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness’ and is arriving November, 2020

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Scott Derrickson and Doctor Strange are ushering us into the Multiverse, friends. And if you believe the director, it’s going to be the first scary MCU film. Hey, I can fuck with it.

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‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ dropping November 5, 2021. Natalie Portman returning for story where Jane Foster becomes Thor

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Holy shit, my dudes. The next film staring the Odinson is title Thor: Love and Thunder, and it’s following the storyline where Jane Foster becomes Thor. Taika, take the wheel!

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‘Watchmen’ Trailer: HBO’s remix is a sequel to the original, and I’m here for it

What we sort of knew, we know definitely know. Damon Lindelof’s “remix” of Watchmen is actually a sequel. It’s been confirmed today by a SDCC trailer, and, I’m fucking here for it.

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‘The Witcher’ Trailer: Look at Netflix’s dull, flavorless adaptation

Man, this trailer ain’t even bad. A state that can be reckoned with. Nah. Instead, it’s flat-out fucking bland.

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Laurie Strode and Michael Meyers are returning for ‘Halloween Kills’ and ‘Halloween Ends’ to “conclude” the franchise. LOL, k!

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Two more Halloween movies have been announced, friends. Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends. And if you believe the news, these movies will conclude the franchise. Like, give me a fucking break.

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