Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros’ sells for fucking $100,150. Congrats to the assholes who bought this
Man, imagine having this kind of “fuck you” money? I mean, I know it took several collectors to buy this copy of Super Mario Bros. But, my point stands.
Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in
Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.
The saga that is Bond 25 continues to develop, my friends. The latest? A two-month delay, and a new script, courtesy of talented writer Scott Z. Burns.
Marvel’s ‘Loki’ TV series lands ‘Rick and Morty’ writer as its goddamn showrunner. Man, this is gonna be good, ain’t it?
I really, really want to not give a fuck about the Marvel shows heading to Disney’s streaming service. But, the motherfuckers don’t fight fair! I mean, a Rick and Morty writer as the showrunner? Fuck.
‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes
Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.
Jason Momoa cast in the ‘Dune’ movie, folks. We all better bring linings for our seats at this point, huh?
Jason Momoa is in the Dune movie. Apparently, every single gorgeous person in Hollywood is in the Dune movie. And, I can’t fucking wait.
Man, maybe the Universe is finally dusting the turds off the Transformers franchise. Last year’s Bumblebee was genuinely one of the most fun popcorn flicks in a minute. And now? We got ourselves an animated prequel series heading to Netflix.
‘Love Death + Robots’ Trailer: Fincher & Miller’s sci-fi anthology looks fucking crazy in all the best ways
Is it March 15 yet? Cause I’m feeling the fuck out of this trailer.
Well, fuck. Ridley Scott’s still on Alien bullshit. Apparently, dude is bringing a TV series to Hulu. After the last two installments, I’d prefer he launch it into the fucking sun.
Jared Leto’s time as The Joker is finished! Phew, fucking phew. But, if I’m being honest, I thought he was already done.