Astronomers detect light coming from behind a black hole for first time. Bert Einstein right again!

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Even after his death, Berty Einstein’s presence is felt. Astronomers have detected light coming from behind a black hole for a first time, confirming another of dude’s predictions. Rock and roll, Albert! Rock and roll.

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Lucasfilm Hired YouTuber Who Used Deepfakes to “fix” Young Luke in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 Finale

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Motherfucking Lucasfilm film has picked up the YouTuber who used deepfakes to improve how Young Ass Luke looked in the season 2 finale of The Mandalorian. If you’re fucking loaded like Lucasfilm, it makes all the sense in the world to buy talented fuckers. Especially talented fuckers who are invested in your properties.

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Netflix acquires Will Smith action movie from ‘John Wick’ and ‘Atomic Blonde’ director and I guess I care!

Netflix acquires Will Smith action movie from 'John Wick' and 'Atomic Blonde' director and I guess I care!

I’m pretty much fucking down to watch anything by David Leitch, even if said anything involves Will Smith. In fact, involving the dude behind John Wick and Atomic Blonde is one of the few ways to get me to care about a Will Smith project at this point.

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New ‘Exorcist’ Trilogy picked up by Universal pictures for a cool $400 million. A Devilish amount of money or some shit!

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We ain’t just getting one new installment in The Exorcist series. Motherfuckers, we’re getting a new trilogy! So open your gullet to the thickened paste of refried content, and gulp it down! You better, you better! Universal Pictures demands it, given that they just spent fucking $400 million for the rights.

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Hubble finds evidence of water vapor on Jupiter’s moon, Ganymede. Hell yeah!

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Hubble is doing us all a solid, finding some fucking water vapor on Jupiter’s moon. Cause lord knows, there ain’t enough here on Earth right now. You know, given all the fucking droughts. Given the fact that I can’t fucking breath outside here on the East Coast because the West Coast is on fire. Okay, fine. A tenuous connection to this dope news, but cut me some slack. My air is poison.

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Charlie Cox reportedly returning as Daredevil for multiple projects. Multiple fucking projects!

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For my dollars, beans, and balls, Charlie Cox as Daredevil is the best shit Marvel’s done on TV. Okay, maybe not in comparison to fucking Loki. Fair, fair. However, fucking hell I loved him, and I was devastated when the taint-huffers at Neflix killed the series. But now, there may be good news on horizon. Fucking yup, once again the rumor mill has him returning to the MCU. This time for multiple fucking projects.

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Michael B. Jordan developing Black Superman limited series for HBO MAX. All about that Val-Zod!

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None other than motherfucking Michael B. Jordan is developing an HBO MAX based on Val-Zod. If you ain’t in the know, Val-Doz is a black Superman from Earth-2 and goddamn do I hope Jordan plays him.

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‘The Exorcist’ movie coming is a sequel to original film, confirms director David Gordon Green

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I didn’t even know there was a sequel to The fucking Exorcist coming, but hey! Motherfuckers it’s coming, and it’s going to be a sequel to the original flick. The news was confirmed by director David Gordon Green, who also helmed Halloween 2018. How the fuck do I feel about this? Well, if his Halloween 2018 effort is any indication, I don’t feel great! But hey, whatever the fuck, it’s not like it’ll impact my love for the original.

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Warner Bros. dropping 10 movies exclusively on HBO MAX in 2022. Streaming Wars, holy fuck!

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The streaming wars continue their never ceasing battle, goodness fucking gracious. Warner Brothers is dropping an atomic tea bag on the rest of the movie industry next year. The company is releasing 10 movies exclusively on HBO MAX. Fucking exclusives! Personally? I think it’s pretty fucking gross, but this at least a portion of the inevitable model, no? Either dropping shit exclusively on the streaming services, or adopting a Disney+ hybrid model.

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‘Dead Space’ Remake Official Trailer: Cut Off Their Limbs (Again)

Motherfucking Electronic Arts. Got my fucking head spinning. I’m supposed to hate those fucking developer-destroying dick heads. I mean, the only reason Motive is bringing to life this glorious Dead Space remake is ’cause EA fucking mirked Visceral. At the fucking same time? Goddamn am I ever stoked for this remake. At least Electronic Arts is letting someone revive the fucking stone-cold classic. Let’s go, baby! Isaac Clarke, baby!

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