‘Atlanta’ Season 3 Trailer: It’s after the end of the world, don’t you know that yet?

After three goddamn fucking interminable years (featuring, as the trailer notes, the end of the world), Atlanta‘s third season has got a trailer. Three fucking years! What a brain melting, soul-crunching time it’s been since the second season dropped. But at least we got more surreal, trippy, engaging Atlanta to help ferry us through these post-end times.

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‘The Book of Boba Fett’ Trailer: I am not a bounty hunter

What a big swing a year makes. I’ve gone from “I don’t think Boba Fett should return” to “Man, I’m so fucking pumped for The Book of Boba Fett” and shit. Life comes at you fast, you know? Anyways, here’s the first fucking trailer for the show, and I really dug it. Admittedly, it’s a bit different than I expected. Like, a crime show? But, fuck it. Let’s go.

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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Trailer: More Yennefer, More Monster Fighting!

It is, in fact, very difficult for me to write headlines for The Witcher season 2’s trailers, because I haven’t seen the first. I really want to! But I haven’t. However, I wanna share this shit, since I know so many people (understandably) love it.

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Jupiter’s Juno spacecraft has found how deep the Great Red Spot goes. Motherfucker goes deep!

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We’ve known for a long time that Jupiter’s Great Red Spot was fucking superficially huge. But, we haven’t known how fucking deep it was. Until now! Thanks to Juno, we know that motherfucker is up to 310 miles deep. Goddamn!

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‘Hawkeye’ Trailer: I’m Here For Kate Bishop, Okay?

Am I exhausted with Marvel Studios? Yup! Am I apathetic towards Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye? Yup! Am I annoyed they’re adapting the classic Hawkguy run? Yup! Am I still going to watch this series because I’m infatuated with Hailee Steinfeld? Yup!

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Spotify expecting over 400 million users by the end of the year. Well then!

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I don’t know why I’m covering this Spotify news that they expect to have over 400 million users by the end of the year. Not really in my wheelhouse, you know? But at the same time, I’m intrigued by our slow march towards intangibility. Everyone slough off physical encumbrances, all while I’m wanting to get more and more back into tangible media. It’s a weird time.

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Scientists claim to have discovered first planet outside Milky Way Galaxy. Fucking gnarly!

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It’s insane to think that prior to this news, all 4,000 exoplanets we have discovered have been in the Milky Way. With this fucking find? My word, does the Cosmos ever open up. Like, I sort of assumed other galaxies have planets, but this confirmation is wild.

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‘Dune: Part Two’ is officially happening and its dropping October 2023. Well fucking done, everyone!

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Dune: Part One was fucking awesome. But hanging over that son of a bitch was the uncertainty regarding a sequel, and whether we’d ever get to see the full book on screen. Well, that shit ain’t hanging over us anymore. Dune: Part Two is happening, and it’s arriving in October 2023.

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‘Halo Infinite’ Campaign Trailer: Microsoft Promises The Campaign Is Totally Real

Well, Microsoft decided to call our bluff. Those of us who really don’t believe Halo Infinite has a campaign. Fucking company dropped a trailer for it today! Fuckers. Seriously though, while I’ve always assumed it existed, I never had much faith in it being anything special. After the trailer today? Even more certain it’s going to be a big bag of whatever.

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NASA planning to launch Artemis I Moon mission in February 2022. Let’s get this shit going!

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Listen, if we’re going to land humans on the Moon in 2024, we gotta get this shit going. One of the first steps? Sending Artemis I up to the Moon in February 2022 for an unmanned mission.

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