Weekend Open Bar: Hope You’re Well

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It’s the motherfucking weekend, bay-bay! Not a moment too soon. Not a moment too late. Everything its place, as it should be. On a cosmic scale, at least And we’re being honest, as it only could be. For the Universe marches on, regardless of our consciousness and its impact upon it. That said, hey! Sort of fucking freeing, no?

Nothing matters, everything matters, and most importantly — shit’s just carrying on. So, let’s take care of one another, be it in this community, and all the other ones you belong to.

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‘Fast and Furious 9’ is probably going to space, teases star Ludacris. This is the logical and fucking perfect continuation, dudes

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F9 star Ludacris is teasing something big, my dudes. Specifically?The Fast and Furious franchise is going to space, friends. Fucking finally! The franchise, perhaps one of the greatest ever, has succeeded by continuously jumping over the shark. And if there’s one thing they gotta tackle before it comes to an end, it’s the fucking cosmos.

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Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’ movie getting an HBO Max spin-off because we don’t have enough fucking superhero shit

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Hey! The Batman is getting a spin-off series on HBO Max. Who fucking cares, man. However, I should clarify: I’m really stoked for Matt Reeves and his take on The Batman. But, I do not have one single fucking iota of care left for the seemingly infinite amount of superhero shit on TV.

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‘Far Cry 6’ has leaked, and Giancarlo Esposito is playing the villain. Full reveal on Sunday! Let’s fucking go!

Friends, Far Cry 6 has leaked. And? I say, fuck yeah! I’m a sucker for the Far Cry franchise, and I’m a sucker for Giancarlo Esposito. Let’s do it, bay-bay!

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‘The Wolfman’ starring Ryan Gosling will be helmed by ‘Invisible Man’ director Leigh Whannell. This fucking rocks!

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Actor Ryan Gosling. Fucking rocks. Director Leigh Whannell. Fucking rocks. The two of them working together on The Wolfman? You guessed it. Fucking rocks.

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Composer Ennio Morricone has passed away at the age of 91. Dude was absolutely fucking God-Tier.

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Friends, Ennio Morricone has passed away at the age of 91. Which sucks. But man. What an absolute beast of a run it was for the dude. 91 years of fucking compositional dominance.

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Join us for the Fourth of July Freedom Stream! Special Time! 10pm! Apollo demands it.

Join us tonight for the Fourth of July Freedom Stream! (Calm down, a bit tongue in cheek, friends.) A special time, 10pm! So whether you’re staying in like a responsible motherfucker, or stumbling into your house full of oat sodas and animal flesh, join us!

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Weekend Open Bar: Rock, Flag, and Eagle!

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Hey friends! Happy fucking Fourth of July Weekend! I wanna open up the Bar, so we can spend some time together the next couple of days. But, I’m pressed as fuck for time! Which means I gotta do it quicker than a motherfucker. So, I’m going to ask you to come hang out! Tell me! What are you doing to celebrate, if anything? Let me know! Blowing up phalanges with fireworks? Eating seared animal flesh? Watching Jaws? I want to know!

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Amazon is making a ‘Fallout’ TV series. Sick! It’s by the ‘Westworld’ creators. Fuck!

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Mixed bag of news here, friends. We’re getting a Fallout TV series on Amazon. Which is rad. But, it’s by the creators of Westworld. Which sucks.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ animated reboot coming and being produced by Seth Rogen

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Seth Rogen and his production team are the latest to take a swing at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And? I don’t know, they seem a solid enough choice to potentially crush it. How’s that for political speak, eh?

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