‘Barry’ Season 2 Teaser: It’s about to go off on March 31!

Praise be the Hitman Thespians of the world! Barry‘s second season finally has a release date, and I can’t wait.

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Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros’ sells for fucking $100,150. Congrats to the assholes who bought this

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Man, imagine having this kind of “fuck you” money? I mean, I know it took several collectors to buy this copy of Super Mario Bros. But, my point stands.

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Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in

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Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.

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‘Bond 25’ has been delayed two months as Scott Z. Burns comes onboard to rewrite script

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The saga that isĀ Bond 25 continues to develop, my friends. The latest? A two-month delay, and a new script, courtesy of talented writer Scott Z. Burns.

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Marvel’s ‘Loki’ TV series lands ‘Rick and Morty’ writer as its goddamn showrunner. Man, this is gonna be good, ain’t it?

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I really, really want to not give a fuck about the Marvel shows heading to Disney’s streaming service. But, the motherfuckers don’t fight fair! I mean, a Rick and Morty writer as the showrunner? Fuck.

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‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes

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Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.

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Jason Momoa cast in the ‘Dune’ movie, folks. We all better bring linings for our seats at this point, huh?

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Jason Momoa is in the Dune movie. Apparently, every single gorgeous person in Hollywood is in the Dune movie. And, I can’t fucking wait.

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‘Transformers’ animated series heading to Netflix. This could *fucking* own, my dudes!

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Man, maybe the Universe is finally dusting the turds off the Transformers franchise. Last year’s Bumblebee was genuinely one of the most fun popcorn flicks in a minute. And now? We got ourselves an animated prequel series heading to Netflix.

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‘Love Death + Robots’ Trailer: Fincher & Miller’s sci-fi anthology looks fucking crazy in all the best ways

Is it March 15 yet? Cause I’m feeling the fuck out of this trailer.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’ TV series is heading to Hulu. I’d prefer it to head to Hell

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Well, fuck. Ridley Scott’s still on Alien bullshit. Apparently, dude is bringing a TV series to Hulu. After the last two installments, I’d prefer he launch it into the fucking sun.

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