#Welcome To the Future

Pentagon has released legit-ass UFO footage and how sick is this shit?

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Man. The Pentagon sure chose a clever fucking time for this drop. I mean, they’ve released UFO footage! Drop it during a pandemic, bury the lede. And, that ain’t the wildest part. Senator Harry Reid has said that he is “glad the Pentagon is finally releasing this footage, but it only scratches the surface of research and materials available” with the emphasis motherfucking mine.

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An Italian hospital ran out of ventilator valves. So, a local business started 3D printing the vales and saved lives. The future rules sometimes.

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Okay, so. Maybe the future isn’t always bad. We can debate why an Italian hospital ran out of ventilator valves. Or, we could focus on the dope story of a local business 3D-printing the valves for the hospital and saving lives.

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Japanese elementary school cancels graduation over coronavirus, students hold the ceremony in ‘Minecraft’ which is cool as fuck.

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Hey! Here’s a neat little happening to make you smile in these absolutely appalling times! A Japanese elementary school canceled its graduation. So, did the students take it lying down? Fuck nah! They held it in Minecraft instead! So dope.

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Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away at age 74. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!

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Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother! Larry Tesler, the UI wizard behind cut, copy, and paste, has passed away. Ctrl+V, Ctrl+P in your honor, brother!

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Happy Goddamn Decade Completion, Friends of OL!

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Woah, hey, fuck! It’s the end of the decade! Perhaps fittingly, this year was also the ten-year anniversary of this glorious, galaxy-brain’d, fever dream of a blog!

Anyways, I know I probably say this every year, but it’s super goddamn enjoyable hanging around with everyone who frequents this blog! Be it the quiet folks, or fellow bellowers into the void in the comments section.

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The incredible science-fiction artist Syd Mead has passed away at the age of 86.

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If you love science-fiction, you love Syd Mead. And even if you don’t, you’re probably familiar with dude’s work. Unfortunately, said dude has sloughed the mortal coil at the age of 86.

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Apple is apparently working on secret satellite technology! What could possibly go fucking wrong?

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Apple! Working on some secret satellites to send data to devices! Another star in the developing Skynet constellation.

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An Alien-Themed brothel has bought a sex robot. The future’s here, and of course, it’s about sex.

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An alien-themed brothel has bought a sex robot, friends. Not only that, but it’s pairing it with teledildonics (that’s a real word), so that one may have a remote-experience with the sex robot. Hey, man. The Earth is on fire and Democracy is dead, but we can fart on robots now in order to get off. From across the globe. Progress?

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Dudes get arrested after drilling through wall to steal 85 Bitcoin machines. The future is so fucking wild.

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Welcome to a headline from the Future, folks! Which is apparently happening. No less than five dudes were arrested for drilling through a wall to steal 85 Bitcoin machines. Fucking wild.

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MIT’s got robot blocks that can self-assemble like Transformers. Oh, the robot apocalypse fixing to be wild!

MIT got itself robot blocks that self-assemble. I mean, I’ve long been welcoming our robot overlords. And now I’m doubly excited, because they’re going to be coming in fun-ass forms.

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