#Welcome To the Future
Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their heartbeat. Yeah, dude. What could possibly go wrong?!
Oh golly gee, whatever could go fucking wrong with this? The Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their fucking heartbeat.
Amazon announces their Prime Air drone could start 30-minute deliveries within months. Welcome to the ‘Black Mirror’ apocalypse!
If civilization is ending, which it seems it is these days, at least it’s going out as an episode of Black Mirror. Corporations not just ruining the seas, but also filling the air.
So, uh. Young blood transfusions do seem to fight aging. Medical vampirism is real, this world is strange.
So, remember those odd conspiracies about the Old Ass Illuminati of our cultures getting blood transfusions to live forever? Using the blood of young humans? Well, I don’t know if that shit was true, but get this shit. Young blood does seem to fight aging.
Japanese professor was busted for teaching students how to make Molly. Finally, applicable skills from a classroom
A Japanese professor went straight-up Breaking Bad, teaching his students how to make Molly.
Researchers have created a 3D-printed heart, my friends. Like, with blood vessels and shit. The future is absolutely wild. And while the heart they printed is about the size of a rabbit’s heart, it portends well for future development.
Some humans can “sense” Earth’s magnetic field according to research. Yeah, his name is Magneto, bro!
Easy headline is easy! That said, pretty fucking cool research.
Is Bandersnatch a movie? An interactive narrative? A video game? We can debate the ontology forever, but one thing is certain. Netflix is planning more content in its vein for the streaming service.
I don’t know much about the MPAA. One hunch I have is that they’re a real political-ass lobbying group. The other is that they’re rather powerful. So, it makes sense that Netflix would want to get in on that action.
Netflix is more concerned about Fornite than it is HBO, folks. A bit of an odd idea at first. However, upon reflection it seems like a pretty intriguing commentary on how media and media competition has changed.
Facebook! You know, the monolith that we all simultaneously hate and prostrate ourselves before? The one that fucks up everything? Well, this gang of chucklefuck morons is developing a cryptocurrency.