#Welcome To the Future
Scientists think it may have been *two* asteroids that killed the dinosaurs. The fucking one-two, baby
Scientists have found a large impact crater on the Atlantic seafloor, and they think it may be be from an asteroid impact! Which is pretty fucking rad, but it gets more rad. The motherfucker is around 66 million years-old, and they think it could have been a potential second extinction-level atomic leg drop onto the dinosaur’s asses way back in the day.
Congress admits UFOS are not “man-made” and that the threats are increasing exponentially. ID4 shit, bro!
If the world wasn’t literally on fire while under the increasing boot of fascism, maybe more people would be paying attention to this. Just wild, wild shit. Congress has admitted that UFOs ain’t fucking man made, and also copped to the notion that the threats they pose are increasing exponentially. Whelp! We need to get The Fly and Billy Smith on this shit ASAP.
As an aside, I’m sorry I’m covering so much UFO shit lately! But it’s my blog, and I’m deeply interested in the fuckers. As well, my word, the news surrounding them in the mainstream press ain’t slowing down!
Fucking gorgeous images of Jupiter’s auroras captured by Webb Telescope
Fucking James Webb telescope, man. Just capturing outrageously dope images of space, both near and far from him. I mean, check out these two goddamn images of Jupiter’s auroras!
NASA is now going “Full Force” to investigate UFOs. That’s what’s up, baby!
Listen. UFOs are real. NASA knows they’re real. Barack Obama said they’re real. So did Marco Rubio, and countless others, on both sides of the political divide. We ain’t fucking working in a world where they ain’t, anymore. Now, the question becomes…what the fuck are they? NASA is invested in answering this question, and they’re now going full force to investigate them.
Harvard Professor wants to recover what he believes to be “alien technology” from ocean floor. Fucking go for it, brother!
I ride or die with Avi Loeb, motherfuckers. Dude thinks Oumuamua may have been alien tech. I fuck with it! Dude wants to recover what he believes to be alien technology from the bottom of the ocean floor? I fuck with it! Ride or die, motherfuckers.
Facebook created an Advanced AI that won’t stop shit talking Facebook. Can’t fucking blame it!
Be careful what you create, motherfuckers! Facebook has created an advanced AI, and the fucker rightfully won’t stop criticizing the platform. Flesh, nu-flesh, don’t matter. Everyone fucking knows Facebook is trash. Only problem is, uh, the bot also apparently supports Donald Trump. Just like its creator, I suppose.
Scientists create Human Bread Yeast in a lab. What the fuck are we doing?
Scientists have created human bread yeast in a lab. At this point, why the fuck not? What ever goes wrong when we fuck around in labs? Nothing! But, uh. Would you eat it? Would you crush a glorious cheeseburger with a bun born of human yeast?I suppose I may. I suppose I may. It’s the Weird Age, might as well get fucking wild.
Air Force Discovers Disappearing “Ghost” Footprints In Utah Desert. Skinwalkers, baby!
You: these ghost footprints are clearly the preserved 12,000-year-old footprints of ancient humans. Me, woke, brilliant: these are clearly the work of nearby skinwalkers. Whatever they may be, this is a fucking dope find by the Air Force.
‘Moment of Contact’ Trailer: Oh shit, let’s learn about the Roswell of Brazil
Full-disclosure: I believe in UFOs and I loved James Fox’s previous documentary The Phenomenon. Also, I’m a total mark for the case he’s covering in this new documentary, Moment of Contact. So it’s with a deeply biased, warped brain that I admit I’m so fucking stoked for this shit.
Netflix is letting directors retroactively edit shows. The future (past) is ephemera
I think I’m going to have more to say about this at some point in an MMC or some shit, but this is very, very interesting to me. Netflix is letting directors go back and retroactively shows now. Shows as blog posts. Shows as Instagram posts. This sort of shit was first noted when Kanye was actively patching and changing…some album I’m too lazy to look up. But now the practice is going even more mainstream with it happening with Stranger Things, and I find it equal parts interesting and haunting.