What a big swing a year makes. I’ve gone from “I don’t think Boba Fett should return” to “Man, I’m so fucking pumped for The Book of Boba Fett” and shit. Life comes at you fast, you know? Anyways, here’s the first fucking trailer for the show, and I really dug it. Admittedly, it’s a bit different than I expected. Like, a crime show? But, fuck it. Let’s go.
Hayden Christensen coming back as Anakin Skywalker for ‘Ahsoka’ series. Continue the Redemption Tour!
I’m all for the various actors of the Prequel Trilogy embarking on Redemption Tours in the Star Wars universe. Especially Hayden Christensen, who is officially a part of the Ahsoka series. The cast was done dirty by shitty directing, limp scripts, and, you know, an ass story. Unless you like the Prequels, in which case I’m sorry for your open head wounds, and I imagine you’re excited about this too.
Lucasfilm Hired YouTuber Who Used Deepfakes to “fix” Young Luke in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 Finale
Motherfucking Lucasfilm film has picked up the YouTuber who used deepfakes to improve how Young Ass Luke looked in the season 2 finale of The Mandalorian. If you’re fucking loaded like Lucasfilm, it makes all the sense in the world to buy talented fuckers. Especially talented fuckers who are invested in your properties.
Nearly a decade ago, Battlestar show runner Ronald D. Moore was supposed to help develop a Star Wars TV show. Well, that son of a bitch god killed. But it hasn’t dissuaded the dude. Moore has revealed he would still love to do a show set in the universe, and I say let’s make it fucking happen.
Guess what, motherfuckers! Aladdin star Mena Massoud is joining the Star Wars live-action universe. I don’t know dude. At all! But, like. I’m onboard for any casting Disney does for its Star Wars shows right now. ‘Cause mamma mia, they’re fucking crushing it. As well, I’m pretty stoked about them bringing Ezra Bridger into the live-action world.
Kevin Feige’s ‘Star Wars’ movie is going to be written by ‘Doctor Strange 2’ and ‘Loki’ writer. Oh yeah, that movie!
Man! Remember eons ago, when it felt as though Kevin Feige’s Star Wars flick was the one beacon of hope for the franchise. My word, has fucking shit turned around! However, I’m still fucking stoked for the movie, now that I have been reminded it exists. Reminded by what, you ask? The news that Feige’s Star Wars movie will be written by the Doctor Strange 2 and Loki writer. Hey! Nice!
‘The Book of Boba Fett’ is dropping December 2021 with ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 3 to follow. This is the way, blah fucking blah
One of the common logistical questions coming of The Mandalorian‘s second season finale was an understandable asking of when its third season would arrive. You know, given that The Book of Boba Fett was announced for December 2021. And furthermore, was The Book of Boba Fett a stand-in for Mando’s third adventure? Well friends, we got our goddamn answer. The Book of Boba is dropping next December, and a third season of The Mandolorian will follow. Uh, sometime.
Listen, I ain’t fucking posting individually about each and every Star Wars series announced yesterday. That would be fucking impossible. However, I will say that I’m fucking stoked for all of them. But, if I had to choose? I’m losing my shit over Hayden Christensen returning for Obi-Wan, Donald Glover doing a Lando series, and motherfucking Ahsoka.
How about you folks? What are you most torqued for?
David Prowse has sloughed the mortal coil, as 2020 continues to swing its scythe. The legend behind Darth Vader has died at the age of 85. Most bogus.
Look at this beautiful waterfall-looking motherfucking galaxy! Bless you once again, NASA. Bless you one again, Hubble. Capturing this cosmic cascade.