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Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in

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Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.

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‘Episode IX’ leaked image drops new looks at returning characters, plus some newbies too

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Want a look at some Episode IX mofuckahs? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Honestly, nothing too spoilery, unless you consider anything Episode IX-related to be so.

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‘Episode IX’ takes place one-year after ‘The Last Jedi’, as confirmed by John Boyega

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Episode IX will take place one year after The Last Jedi. It’ll be released two years after The Last Jedi. And, I’m imagining, it’ll be years too early for those still smarting over the divisive flick. Me? I can’t fucking wait.

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‘The Mandalorian’ has revealed its official cast and its absolutely fucking stacked

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Lucasfilm has revealed the official cast of The Mandalorian, and well. It’s absolutely fucking stacked. I can’t wait for this series.

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‘The Mandalorian’ casts Nick Nolte which is a weird as fuck decision so I dig it

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Nick Nolte? In the Star Wars universe? Sure, why the fuck not.

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‘The Mandalorian’ lands ‘Game of Thrones’ star Pedro Pascal for its lead

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Man, Disney ain’t fucking around with their streaming service. Not only are there huge properties being developed, but the talent starring and directing said properties are considerable as well. The latest proof? Fucking Game of Thrones star Pedro Pascal is going to be the lead in The Mandalorian.

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Disney’s streaming service getting ‘Rogue One’ prequel series starring Diego Luna. I’m actually stoked by this

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Well then! While I didn’t really enjoy Rogue One, I did enjoy Diego Luna’s portrayal of Not Han Solo. Therefore, I’m pretty fucking jazzed at the idea of him starring in his own prequel series.

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Yo, ‘Star Wars’ fans! The ‘Mandalorian’ first look and directors revealed. Including Taika Waititi, oh my goodness

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Fucking Taika Waititi is directing an episode of The Mandalorian? Even my calloused, jaded ass cannot help but be excited now.

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‘Star Wars’ Live-action TV series is titled ‘The Mandalorian’ because Lucasfilm creates nothing new

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I know, I should have expected something derivative. I know, it could still be good. But, my goodness. Lucasfilm, please. Lucasfilm, I beg you. Please give us something fucking new.

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Rumor: ‘Star Wars’ fan favorite Dave Filoni directing episodes for ‘Star Wars’ TV series

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Dave Filoni directing episodes of the upcoming live-action Star Wars show? Sounds pretty fucking rad to me.

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