#Star Wars

Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ takes place eight years after ‘Revenge of the Sith’ which is a lot of time for him to contemplate his fuck-ups

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That Obi-Wan Kenobi series that’s finally finally happening on Disney Plus? Motherfucker takes place eight years after Revenge of the Sith. I hope Kenobi has spent that time thinking about what a dick-head he was to Anakin, and flirting with Tusken raiders.

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Confirmed: Ewan McGregor is back for an Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Disney is playing dirty, getting me horny!

I got to go live on this fucking Friday evening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t post about this prior to. Ewan McGregor is back, baby! He will be starring in an Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney Plus.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Goddamn, there is a surplus of coolness here!

Fucking Hell, dudes. If this trailer for The Mandalorian is any indication, Jon Favreau has fucking crushed it.

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Leaked: ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ footage from D23. Blink and you’ll miss it, but still!

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Oh baby! The Rise of Skywalker footage has leaked! Sent to me by Rendar, courtesy of Reddit. Granted this footage is almost nothing, but it’s still enough to give me a chubby. After the jump!

As well, I got no fucking clue how long this will stay up. So if you find the video broken, don’t bark at me.

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‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!

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We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.

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Probably: Ewan McGregor officially returning as Obi-Wan Kenobi for a Disney+ series. Fuck yeah, dudes!

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Ewan McGregor is either “in talks” or “certain” to return to the role of Obi-Wan for a Disney+ series, so yeah, this is happening. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the reveal is dropped at the upcoming D23.

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Rumor: Ewan McGregor has signed on for Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+! Totally seriously this time, okay?

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Ever since Disney bought Star Wars, one thing has been seemingly clamored for by everyone. That one thing? Some sort of return to Obi-Wan for Ewan McGregor. And, it seems like it’s finally happening. Finally! Sure.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 currently being written by Jon Favreau. Now, uh, give us the first season!

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Jon Favreau ain’t sitting around, folks. Dude is already writing The Mandalorian season 2. And, judging from the sizzle reel of the first season that leaked, this is very good news.

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‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ movie is in development, confirms another report

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Last month it was reported that those chucklefucks that buried Game of Thrones are working on a Knights of the Old Republic movie. And now? While it may not (or may be!) them, there definitely is a KOTOR movie happening.

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Next ‘Star Wars’ movie is coming from the ‘Game of Thrones’ creators which is less and less exciting

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Friends, the next Star Wars movie is coming from the Game of Thrones creators. Like, two years ago this would have been thrilling news. But, given that the final season of Game of Thrones is a shit stew, I’m a bit more skeptical.

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