#Star Wars

Space Swoon: The Hubble captures the glory of a cosmic cascade!

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Look at this beautiful waterfall-looking motherfucking galaxy! Bless you once again, NASA. Bless you one again, Hubble. Capturing this cosmic cascade.

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Leslye Headland’s female-led ‘Star Wars’ series is a “martial arts thriller” and sign me the fuck up!

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I say, fuck yes! We got Leslye Headland’s Star Wars series going martial arts thriller? After suffering under mediocre movies, it seems like the franchise is absolutely going to plump my balls on Disney Plus.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 Teaser: Wherever I go, he goes!

Fuck yeah! This is the first bit of media I’ve ingested for The Mandalorian Season 2, and it’s hot as hell. Fuck, man! Next week! Sign me up.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 Trailer: Wherever I Go, He Goes.

I mean, I was going to heartily and thickly sweat The Mandalorian‘s second season. But this trailer definitely gets the glands juiced a bit earlier than expected.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ series is only going to be one standalone season. Fuck yeah, keep it tight and focused!

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I love it tight! I love it focused! Thus, I obviously love the news that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series is only going to run one standalone season. At least, as it stands.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 will premiere on October 30th. This is the way or some shit, you know?

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Friends, we finally got a date for The Mandalorian Season 2. October 30, motherfuckers! As well, it seems the series will keep up its weekly drops, as opposed to the typical all-at-once strategy. I fuck with it!

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Hayden Christensen rumored to be returning for ‘Obi-Wan’ TV series. So is a prominent ‘Clone Wars’ character. I fuck with this!

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Fuck, I am fully onboard with Hayden Christensen returning for the Obi-Wan TV series. Give him his redemption tour, you fucks! As well, fuck yeah, I’m cool with Commander Cody returning as well. I ain’t never seen The Clone Wars, but I’ve only heard good things.

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Star Wars Rumor: There’s a Lando series starring Donald Glover coming to Disney Plus. We don’t deserve it, but fuck yes

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Holy shit, please let this be true. Rumor has a Lando series coming to Disney+, starring none other than Donald Glover. Goddamn. Goddamn! All you fucks who wrote off Solo and never saw it, suck my ass! It was a forgettable, fun-as-hell popcorn flick, and Glover was the highlight.

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‘Star Wars: The Bad Batch’ is new TV series spinning out of ‘The Clone Wars’ and I imagine people are torqued!

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I haven’t watched The Clone Wars. That said, I believe those who say it is good. So I’m pretty sure those same people are stoked about the news of The Bad Batch series on the way. Filoni executive producing, too!

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‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ is finally the first-person space combat game we’ve been horny for!

EA is finally giving all of us dirty bastards what we’ve been clamoring for. Yup, they’re giving us a first-person dogfighting game!

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