#Star Wars

‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes

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The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Bounty Hunting Is A Complicated Profession, But Fuck It Looks Cool

Man. Another trailer for The Mandalorian. Another wet spot in my fucking undies. Straight-up, this show looks so fucking good.

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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Final Trailer: The Force will be with you, always!

Oh fuck! It’s really ending, eh? I dig this final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. And, that’s despite it giving us pretty much no plot. Like, what the fuck is happening? I need to know! Which, I suppose, is the point of a trailer.

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‘The Rise of Skywalker’ is going to feature the return of Wedge Antilles. Played by original actor. Oh, fuck yes!

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Listen, if the Skywalker Saga is coming to an end, it’s fucking appropriate that we get all them classic characters back. I mean, we knew Lando was returning. But, now we know Wedge is returning. Oh fuck yes.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series adds Deborah Chow as its director, ‘Drive’ writer penning scripts. Fucking stacked with talent!

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Jesus Fuck, is Disney adding talent to its Obi-Wan series. It’s tapped the director from shows like Better Call Saul, American Gods, and Mr. Robot to helm the entire thing. And, its brought in the writer behind Drive. Like, let’s fucking go!

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‘Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order’ Story Trailer: Meet yet ANOTHER Jedi who survived Order 66!

The more time passes, the more it becomes pretty fucking obvious Darth Vader sucked at cleansing the Jedi. The latest proof? Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit. But man, that asthmatic fuck really didn’t bring it.

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Marvel’s Kevin Feige is working on a ‘Star Wars’ movie and I am positively stoked, dudes

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I postulated, a way back, that the way to get angry nerds back into the Star Wars fold was to bring in the Russo brothers. Well? Kevin Feige ain’t the Russo Brothers, but he is the architect of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Dude shits, at worst, enjoyably forgettable movies. So, this is extremely good news to me, my friends.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ takes place eight years after ‘Revenge of the Sith’ which is a lot of time for him to contemplate his fuck-ups

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That Obi-Wan Kenobi series that’s finally finally happening on Disney Plus? Motherfucker takes place eight years after Revenge of the Sith. I hope Kenobi has spent that time thinking about what a dick-head he was to Anakin, and flirting with Tusken raiders.

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Confirmed: Ewan McGregor is back for an Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Disney is playing dirty, getting me horny!

I got to go live on this fucking Friday evening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t post about this prior to. Ewan McGregor is back, baby! He will be starring in an Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney Plus.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Goddamn, there is a surplus of coolness here!

Fucking Hell, dudes. If this trailer for The Mandalorian is any indication, Jon Favreau has fucking crushed it.

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