#Star Wars

‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is dropping this October. Eight months until more gunslinging with The Child!

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We got a release date, baby! The Mandalorian is returning this October. And deeply I’m ready for more of this show, my dudes. Especially since it was such a perfect antidote to the fully-loaded diaper that was Rise of the Skywalker.

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That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.

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Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.

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Jon Favreau has posted a photo of George Lucas meeting Baby Yoda and its too pure for this world.

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Jon Favreau has posted a picture of George Lucas with Baby Yoda. That’s it, that’s the whole article. I would call this article clickbait, but guys, we don’t make any fucking money here. It’s just me sharing a picture I find genuinely heartwarming, in my older, softer state. God bless Baby Yoda, god bless The Mandalorian, god bless Star Wars.

After the jump ’cause honestly a bit shaky. C’mon, Favreau.

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Lucasfilm wants Taika Waititi for new ‘Star Wars’ movie. BRO, don’t even kid about this, I need it

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I fucking hate this development. ‘Cause man, oh man, would a Star Wars movie by Taika Waititi rule. Which, of course, means it won’t come to fruition.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series looking to cast Young Luke Skywalker. I mean, obviously, right?

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Here’s a development that probably shouldn’t shock a single fucking soul. Would you believe it, the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series is looking to cast a young Luke Skywalker. I mean, fuck else is Kenobi doing out there, other than to protect little dude?

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is dropping Fall 2020. This is the way (to give me a boner)!

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The Mandalorian season 2 got a release date! Fall 2020. I ain’t seen the season finale of The Mandalorian yet. So, no fucking spoilers! But, I’ve been fucking obsessed with the first seven episodes. Some ups-and-downs, but overall? The Star Wars I’ve been hankering for since 1999. Therefore, this motherfucking news has me torqued.

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STAR WARS is the JORDAN of Film Franchises

STAR WARS is the Michael Jordan of film franchises.

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‘Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge’ is a ‘Star Wars’ game show hosted by Jar Jar Binks himself, Ahmed Best, and coming to Disney+

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While I hate the fucking Prequels, I do sort of enjoy the redemption tour for the poor actors caught within their suck. The latest to get another shot? Ahmed Best, who shall be hosting Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge. Now, give me Hayden Christensen in Episode IX.

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Kathleen Kennedy doesn’t know what next ‘Star Wars’ movie will be but says Jon Favreau will have a big role. This is so fucking good, no?

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Interesting. Kathleen Kennedy doesn’t know what the next Star Wars movie is going to be. The Feige one is years away. However, she does know that Jon Favreau will have a big role in the future of Star Wars. And after the last week? I think we can all agree that’s fantastic fucking news.

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‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes

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The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.

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