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All Five ‘SoulsBorne’ games completed in a row without taking a hit. The Happy Hob has fucking done it!

The Happy Hobbit has done it, folks. For those of you who don’t know, the lad has been trying to beat all five Souls games in a row without taking a hit. For those of you who don’t know, just beating one Souls game without taking a hit is fucking preposterous.

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Remedy (creators of ‘Alan Wake’) announced their next jam ‘Control’ will drop on August 27

It ain’t the sequel to Alan Wake that I so, so, so fucking desperately want. But, Remedy has announced that their next game Control is dropping this August, and I’m stoked.

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Sony announces PlayStation 4 livestream event March 25 with new games, new trailers, other miscellaneous hotness

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Sony is skipping E3 this year! But, they’re livestreaming an event this Monday, March 25. What’s gonna be featured? Glad you fucking asked! New trailers, new games, all sorts of happy horseshit. I, for one, am stoked.

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Google reveals its game-streaming service ‘Stadia’ and it sounds pretty fucking awesome

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Comrades, Google has revealed its game-streaming service. It’s called Stadia, and it sounds pretty fucking awesome.  Play any game almost instantly from a YouTube video? 4K streaming? The future is wild. Will I use it? Probably not, but that’s not indicative of how much I appreciate it.

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‘No Man’s Sky’ getting another big update called ‘Beyond’ which is an enormous multiplayer addition

I fucking love the fact that Hello Games could have just called it a day when No Man’s Sky dropped, and well, everyone thought it was ass. Instead, they’ve just been grinding away, turning it into a dope experience.

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ devs reveal their next game, ‘Solar Ash Kingdom’

I haven’t played Hyper Light Drifter, but it’s on the list! Provided, you know, Bateman and I ever beat Dead Cells. That said, it looks fucking dope, and the developer’s follow-up does as well.

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Gearbox teases ‘Borderlands 3’ reveal at PAX East. I may die of fucking joy.

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I have been so, so fucking patient. Waiting for Borderlands 3 for nearly, what, seven years? But, it appears my watch may be over.

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Microsoft is apparently launching disc-less Xbox One S next month. The future is intangible, I guess

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As more and more people move towards owning the digital-rights of properties, be it games or movies, I’ve shuffled towards the tangible. So, I’m not stoked on the news that Microsoft is dropping a disc-less only Xbox One. However, I imagine this news will tickle the taint of those who don’t fear losing access to their digi-products.

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‘The Witcher 3’ director has joined ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ as design director. Is this good?

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I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.

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Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé retiring. Legit being replaced by dude named Bowser

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NoA president Reggie Fils-Aimé is retiring. Dude has been with Nintendo for nearly thirteen years, and guided them through two wonderful successes, the Wii and Switch. That said, not all is lost. Bro is being replaced by a dude named Bowser.

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