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Xbox Series X photos leak online, and show its back ports. Show me them back ports, yo!

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At this point in the current generation, I’m hungry for any news on the upcoming next-gen consoles. So, I’ll admit I’m oddly excited to see these new photos of the Xbox Series X and its ports.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed until September 17, 2020. What the actual fuck.

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Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed until September. And, like. Every single fucking game I’ve been anticipating has been delayed. DOOM EternalThe Last of Us IIWatch Dogs Legion. And Final Fantasy VII Remake, but fuck that game.

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‘DOOM Eternal’ Trailer: Now With 100% More Laser Swords. Let’s fucking go!

Here’s the new trailer for DOOM Eternal. And it fucking rules, just like everything else that’s been shown of the game.

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‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake delayed a month. LOL, this company is fantastic, dudes.

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Friends, the Final Fantasy VII Remake has been delayed. Which, you know, is so they can really “polish” the game. Or, you know, actually finish it. You gotta love Square and their inability to launch completed titles.

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Xbox Series X won’t have exclusive games at launch. Wait, what the fuck?

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The Xbox Series X ain’t going to have exclusive games at launch. Like, the titles will continue being playable on an XB1. Initially, this seems neat. Halo: Infinite for all! But, like. A serious gripe: if you’re developing games that need to run on an XB1, you’re going to be handicapping yourself. You know?

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‘Nier: Automata’ developer PlatinumGames has partnered with Chinese gaming titan Tencent. They fixing to own everyone, eh?

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Did you know that Chinese gaming company Tencent is the largest gaming company in the world? I sure as fuck didn’t. But, the company has increased their reach yet again, investing in PlatinumGames.

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Sony reveals PlayStation 5 logo which is legit just them changing the number for the new console, but it works

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Why am I posting about the PlayStation 5 logo? When it’s literally just the logo for the PS4, but with a 5? ‘Cause I’m fucking stoked for the console! 2020, baby! This year, baby!

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Respawn Entertainment co-founder is now taking over EA’s DICE LA. Fuck yes.

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The co-founder of Respawn Entertainment is now going to be also running Electronic Arts’ DICE LA. Respawn is one of the few bright spots under the EA Umbrella, so this is fantastic. The company churns out fanastic-ass games, from Titanfall 2 to Apex Legends to Fallen Order. Sweet fuck, could EA be figuring it out?

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Rare-ass “Nintendo PlayStation” prototype going up for auction in February!

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If you’re a real cool kid, you know Sony and Nintendo tried to create a joint console, before Sony got into the biz themselves. The console? The Nintendo PlayStation! And, a prototype of the failed son of a bitch is going up for auction!

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Latest ‘No Man’s Sky’ update adds full synthesizer so you can make your own music. This game clearly rules now, no?

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Another No Man’s Sky update. This time announcing they’ve added the ability to make your own music. Another post where I note I should be playing the title.

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