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‘Halo Infinite’ Campaign Trailer: Microsoft Promises The Campaign Is Totally Real

Well, Microsoft decided to call our bluff. Those of us who really don’t believe Halo Infinite has a campaign. Fucking company dropped a trailer for it today! Fuckers. Seriously though, while I’ve always assumed it existed, I never had much faith in it being anything special. After the trailer today? Even more certain it’s going to be a big bag of whatever.

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Remastered ‘GTA Trilogy’ Trailer: Dropping November 11. If only I had the fucking time!

The GTA Trilogy has gotten itself a trailer and a release date, fuckers! The son of a bitch is dropping digitally on November 11, with a physical release to follow on December 7. Man, just ain’t no fucking time for this shit in my life. Just none at all. Too many cookies to eat, too many games in my backlog to play. That said, I think it looks pretty fucking solid, man. How about you? Heading back to Vice City? Do some blow, buy some clubs, bask in the neon glory? Fucking do it. Do it for me.

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PS5 is the first console to outsell the Nintendo Switch in almost three fucking years. Goddamn Nintendo’s got a juggernaut!

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The PS5 has done the seemingly fucking impossible, dudes. The console outsold the Nintendo Switch in September in the United States, breaking a 33-month stream.

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‘Grand Theft Auto’ Trilogy Remasters dropping this year to celebrate 20th Anniversary of ‘GTA III’

The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy definitive edition is dropping this year, which we sort of all expected. . But now it’s official, and your balls are unrestained. They may no longer hesitate. They can react to this official news. Plumpen? Shrink? Sway, side-to-side, apathetically? It’s up to you! Me? This guy? This trilogy remaster is cool in theory to me, but I’ll never get around to playing it.

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‘Diablo 4’ gets new game director in Joe Shely. Not even death can save this game! I hope I’m wrong.

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Blizzard needs more drama like I need another diarrhea-filled road trip. But that’s life, baby! I’d say it’s karma, too, but that bullshit is in bullshit. The latest drama for the crumbling cadre of cockheads? Diablo 4 has a new game director. Hey! Why not? It’s been in development hell forever, and perhaps that’s where it is appropriately cursed to stay (I hope not).

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Konami dropping massive ‘Castlevania’ soundtrack boxset this December. Holy moly, she’s a thick bitch!

How much fucking Castlevania music can you handle, fuckers? Konami is hoping it’s a lot, hoping you can handle it straight up into your guts. The company is dropping a Castlevania boxset this December and it contains 26 goddamn volumes. Fucking 26!

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Apple’s 2019 Gaming Revenue Beat Out Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony combined. Holy fuck.

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You know, I don’t really think of Apple as a gaming company. But, that failure is probably due to my own antiquated idea of what constitutes a gaming company. That fucking shit is on me, and I gotta correct it. ‘Cause man are they into gaming, and man do they make a fuckload of money off of it.

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Hacker brings Google Maps to the NES. Yes, the fucking NES

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There’s no good goddamn reason to bring Google Maps to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Okay? I get it. That said, I still heavily fuck with this sort of oddity.

Hit the jump for more info and his YouTube video.

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NES and SNES designer retires after nearly 40 years with the company. What a fucking run.

Imagine being responsible for helping to design the outside case of the NES, the Zapper light gun, and the Wii nunchuk? Well, that’s exactly what Lance Barr did. Huge hog on this guy, enormous BDE (Big Dick, or Big Designer energy, your choice).  Now he’s retiring, and goddamn has he earned every moment of relaxation coming his way.

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‘Halo Infinite’ dropping this December 8 and man am I concerned

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Halo Infinite has been in development Hell since before I had gray in my fucking old ass beard. Now it’s time for it to be painfully birthed into existence, with cut features, modes, and stunning silence about its campaign. Ready or not, this fucker is being shat forth on December 8.

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