#Video Games

‘Far Cry 6’ has leaked, and Giancarlo Esposito is playing the villain. Full reveal on Sunday! Let’s fucking go!

Friends, Far Cry 6 has leaked. And? I say, fuck yeah! I’m a sucker for the Far Cry franchise, and I’m a sucker for Giancarlo Esposito. Let’s do it, bay-bay!

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‘Diablo II’ celebrates 20th anniversary today. My word, where have the days gone?

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No real need for a clever title, dudes. Diablo 2 celebrating its 20th anniversary today is fucking wild. Like, I distinctly remember that summer as though it was yesterday. Pouring a flat out insane amount of hours into that title with friends. Grinding for hours. Gambling like a motherfucker. Punctuating play sessions with Wendy’s fast good and heavy metal. Good, good fucking times.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ anime coming from ‘Kill la Kill’ and ‘Gurren Lagann’ studio. This is so fucking choice!

Holy gloriously swollen-taint, friends! My favorite anime studio is bringing a Cyberpunk 2077 anime to Netflix. Like, I say goddamn!

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Guinness World Records has reinstated notorious chode Billy Mitchell’s ‘Donkey Kong’ high scores

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Mark one down for the fuckboi! Billy Mitchell’s Donkey Kong high scores have been reinstated by Guinness World Records. However, dude is still not recognized by Twin Galaxies. The King of Kong drama, man!

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ has been delayed two-months until November. Looks like gonna be played on my fucking PS5!

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Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed. Again. Until November. But truthfully, I don’t give a fuck. I want them to take as much time as needed. As well, it’ll let my ass play it on my PlayStation 5. Which, given the enormous demands of the game, makes me happy.

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‘Horizon: Forbidden West’ is dropping on PS5 in 2021. Fucking next year! Thank the Maker.

Holy shit, dudes. Horizon: Forbidden West is arriving in 2021! Next year. So soon! I mean, it’ll have been four years since the original. So it makes sense. And man, I’m fucking stoked.

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‘Horizon II: Forbidden West’ Trailer: Aloy returns on PlayStation 5 and I am fucking torqued!

Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of my favorite games. Maybe ever! So, you bet I did karate kicks in the face of a horrified wife when they dropped the trailer for Horizon II: Forbidden West yesterday.

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‘Spider-Man: Miles Morales’ is a ‘standalone game’ unless it isn’t. Handle your fucking messaging, Sony. Either way it rules.

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When I saw Spider-Man: Miles Morales revealed, I thought it was a new standalone game. But, then some Sony ding-dong stated that it was an expansion. And THEN!, Insomniac said it was a standalone. Fucking hilarious confusion. Honestly? Sounds like a pseudo-standalone, ala Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. Which fucking owned, by the way.

So, I’m torqued either way.

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EA officially announces ‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ after leak. Pray to the Maker this is an ‘X-Wing’ type game. Pray!

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Man. Can you imagine if Star Wars: Squadrons is actually an X-Wing type game? Would be fucking incredible. And, I don’t think it’s too outlandish a thought. I mean, the community is so vocal about their love for that franchise.

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Sony’s PlayStation 5 reveal now scheduled for June 11! Hell fucking yes.

Sony has officially rescheduled their delayed PlayStation 5 reveal, friends! It’s coming this Thursday, June 11. I’m absolutely fucking stoked.

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