#Television

Netflix viewership numbers have skyrocketed after they redefined “viewing” as 2 minutes. No, seriously. Can’t make this shit up.

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Netflix is all like, our viewership numbers are amazing. And also, like, we define viewing as 2 minutes. This shit is fucking hilarious, man. Like, it’s so far beyond parody that you just need to tip your fucking cap.

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Rosario Dawson cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s adaptation of comic ‘DMZ’ and I am here for it!

Holy shit. Rosario Dawson has been cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s DMZ adaptation. The comic is one of my faves, and I fuck heavy with the idea of her playing Zee. Her role is apparently ” Alma Ortego”, but, I mean, it’s gotta be Zee. Right? Or not, I don’t know. Character description sounds a lot like Zee, sans the kid part.

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Quentin Tarantino writing and directing five episodes of ‘Bounty Law’ which is the show from ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’

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Quentin Tarantino is returning to the well with Jake Cahill, folks. Dude is going to be writing and directing a five-episode spin-off from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. The show will be five episodes of the one introduced within the movie, Bounty Law.

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‘Mindhunter’ cast has been released from contracts. It ain’t cancelled officially. But still, god dammit.

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The cast of Mindhunter has been released from their contracts, because Fincher is currently busy as fuck. I hate this trade, Fincher movies and shit for no more Mindhunter. Take it back.

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‘Fargo’ Season 4 Trailer: Lookin’ like a wild season set in the 1950s

Oh fuck, the trailer for Fargo‘s fourth season looks fantastic. That’s it, full stop. Ain’t got nothing else to say. Just stoked.

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‘Devs’ Trailer: Alex Garland takes his existential and technological anxiety to FX. And I’m fucking pumped.

Here’s the trailer for Devs, Alex Garland’s FX series. What, exactly, is this show about? I have no fucking idea. But, I’m ready to find out.

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Bong Joon Ho adapting ‘Parasite’ for HBO limited series with Adam McKay. Man, I don’t know.

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Adapting Parasite for an HBO limited series? Sounds like peak Hollywood. Getting its fangs into a foreign hotness. Lame. But! Wait! Bong Joon Ho is involved? Okay, okay. Now, I’m a little intrigued.

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Marvel’s ‘WandaVision’ series on Disney+ now dropping in 2020. Get them subscribers, baby!

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The Mandalorian justified the fuck out of a Disney+ membership for me, and I imagine many others. But! To keep our asses around, they’re gonna need new content. Like WandaVision, which is now dropping in 2020.

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HBO is adapting Neal Stephenson’s cyberpunk classic ‘Snow Crash’ into a TV series and I really want this to fucking own

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Snow Crash is one of my favorite fucking novels, man. Cyberpunk as fuck, stylish as hell. And while adapting it seems like a difficult sled to pull, I think an HBO series is its best bet. Sign me the fuck up.

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‘Watchmen’ is cable television’s most-watched new show of 2019. Good, because it’s also the fucking best.

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Lots and lots and lots of people are watching the Watchmen. And goddamn does that make me happy, because it’s some of the best television I’ve seen in years.

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