#Television
Guillermo del Toro’s Netflix Horror Anthology series has an official name and absolutely stacked fucking cast!
Man, I didn’t even know del Toro was working on an anthology series for Netflix! But the glorious motherfucker most definitely is and it’s got a glorious title and cast. The series will be titled Cabinet of Curiosities, and you can drink in the cast below.
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Jordan Peele’s Monkeypaw Productions making TV shows for Universal now. Consolidation, baby!
Jordan Peele’s own movies and Monkeypaw Production flicks have been released through Universal. However, his TV-bound shit has been distributed through a variety of platforms. No longer, motherfuckers! Dude has signed a TV deal with Universal, consolidating his dope-ass shit under one roof. Normally I wouldn’t have a take on some sort of deal like this, but HBO cancelled Lovecraft Country, so fuck them sideways.
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 5 has been greenlit at Netflix. Cool, but let’s end this shit soon, k?
Cobra Kai is getting a Season 5, folks. This is good news, but I want them to wrap this shit up. Don’t get me wrong, I fuck heavy for Cobra Kai, but I fuck with it less heavy every season. Like, the more stalling you to do complete Johnny et. al’s arc, the more stale it will feel. A significant portion of Season 3 felt like treading water, and I’d rather have less Cobra Kai than more Cobra Kai if it means that sort of bullshit.
HBO Max orders ‘Full Circle’ Limited Series From Steven Soderbergh. Yeah buddy, yeah kehd.
HBO Max and Steven Soderbergh are continuing their dalliance. Their little love affair, and I’m here for it. Soderbergh fucking rules. All gas, no breaks. Just fucking pumping out content, and I’m running behind him gobbling it up as he drops it. Do it Stevey, keep the dope shit coming.
‘A.P. Bio’ Season 4 Trailer: Everybody Shut Up Again on September 2!
Holy fuck, A.P. Bio is back soon! Like, real motherfucking soon! September 2 soon! Here’s a trailer for the fourth season to get you real, real dirty on your chalkboard. Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck I mean by that. Whatever.
‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: The Next Hit of Glowing Nostalgia Arrives in 2022
Ya’ll remember Stranger Things, right? The fucking show that was equal parts sort of wonderful nostalgia and glaring thievery? Okay, maybe only I remember it that way. But you do, right? You do remember, I assume? Well the motherfucker is returning, finally! After a thick-ass wait. The problem? Said thick-ass wait is going to continue into 2022 when the fourth season will finally drop.
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Return to the All Valley In December!
Listen I fuck with Cobra Kai but they gotta start wrapping this shit up. Last season they spun their wheels for like six episodes, and it’s becoming more CW drama than Johnny Lawrence case study. That fucking complaining aside? I’m ready for the fourth season to drop this December. It’s fun as fuck, but let’s not stuff new content down our throats just to do so.
Bruce Campbell joins ‘A.P. Bio’ Season 4 as Jack Griffin’s dad. This is perfect fucking casting.
Goddamn, am I ever glad that A.P. Bio exists. Just a real fucking gem of a television show, and maybe the only reason I’m glad Peacock is a streaming service. Cause they saved the show when all you bum-ass bitches didn’t watch it on NBC. I forgive you, but I don’t forget. Now the show is cranking into its fourth season and the production has revealed some inspired casting. The show has added Bruce Campbell as Jack Griffin’s dad. Just goddamn perfect.
Amazon’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ series is dropping September 2, 2022. Goddamn that’s a fucking wait!
Amazon has dropped the release date for its Lord of the Rings series. That’s the good fucking news. However there is bad news, motherfuckers. The wait is more interminable than the series the show is based on. It ain’t arriving until September 2, 2022!
‘The Witcher’ Season 2 is dropping December 17. Looks like I know how long I fucking got!
We finally got a date for The Witcher‘s second fucking season, and I finally got a deadline. Time to clear my ass, head, and chakras and hop to catching up on this shit. Lord knows, I’ve had enough fucking time.
