#Television

Netflix’s next interactive show is ‘You vs. Wild’ where you make decisions for Bear Grylls. Cool cool cool.

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Netflix’s next interactive show is called You vs. Wild and its starring Bear Grylls. Honestly, if you can’t force him to drink his own sterilized pee and knife fight a bear, the entire thing is fucking pointless. Imo, imo.

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‘Good Omens’ casts Brian Cox as the voice of Death. Sounds good to me!

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Straight-up, I haven’t read Good Omens. I know it’s by Pratchett and Gaiman, so it’s good. However, I do know Brian Cox, that talented motherfucker. So, despite not knowing the source, I’m certain this is fantastic news.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: Teasing the Battle to End All Battles!

Pretty much all of Games of Thrones‘ season 8 promotional cycled has centered on the OMFG BIGGEST BATTLE EVER. Why would the trailer be any different?

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There is a ‘Gremlins’ animated series in development for some fucking reason

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Sure, why the fuck not? Develop a Gremlin animated series. It’s not necessary, but what the fuck is these days? It’s not needed, but it can’t be any worse than half the shit out there.

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‘The Twilight Zone’ Trailer: Jordan Peele’s reimagining gets a weird, meta preview

I’m ready for this! Mind you, I won’t be signing up for CBS Access. But I will *cough* find a means to watch this promising reimagining.

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‘Barry’ Season 2 Teaser: It’s about to go off on March 31!

Praise be the Hitman Thespians of the world! Barry‘s second season finally has a release date, and I can’t wait.

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Marvel’s ‘Loki’ TV series lands ‘Rick and Morty’ writer as its goddamn showrunner. Man, this is gonna be good, ain’t it?

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I really, really want to not give a fuck about the Marvel shows heading to Disney’s streaming service. But, the motherfuckers don’t fight fair! I mean, a Rick and Morty writer as the showrunner? Fuck.

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‘Transformers’ animated series heading to Netflix. This could *fucking* own, my dudes!

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Man, maybe the Universe is finally dusting the turds off the Transformers franchise. Last year’s Bumblebee was genuinely one of the most fun popcorn flicks in a minute. And now? We got ourselves an animated prequel series heading to Netflix.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’ TV series is heading to Hulu. I’d prefer it to head to Hell

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Well, fuck. Ridley Scott’s still on Alien bullshit. Apparently, dude is bringing a TV series to Hulu. After the last two installments, I’d prefer he launch it into the fucking sun.

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‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ and ‘Good Place’ creator teaming-up with Kal Pen for new series. Goddamn fuck yeah!

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Mike Schur just fucking creates dope shows, man. The Good Place. Parks & Rec. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So, you bet your bottom fucking dollar I’m excited for his new show with Kal Pen.

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