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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 is dropping December 17. Looks like I know how long I fucking got!

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We finally got a date for The Witcher‘s second fucking season, and I finally got a deadline. Time to clear my ass, head, and chakras and hop to catching up on this shit. Lord knows, I’ve had enough fucking time.

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‘The Witcher’ Spinoff series has cast Michelle Yeoh in a key role. Well, this rules.

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I don’t know The Witcher well, but I wanna watch it. However, I do know Michelle Yeoh and the fact that she absolutely fucking rules. Which means I’m stoked she’s been cast in the spinoff series in a key role.

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Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement working on Action-Adventure TV Series. Sign me the fuck up!

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Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement pretty much can’t do any wrong. Which is why despite them usually sticking to comedy, I’m more than stoked for their action-adventure series. I mean, right?

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‘Interview With The Vampire’ TV Series swooping onto AMC. Fucking bizarre, but sure!

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Listen we can all gnash our fangs at the lack of necessity for this shit. However, AMC has a pretty goddamn good track record when it comes to movies-turned-TV and shows in general. So let’s just open our wings to the potential for this shit to work. Right? #Pun. #Pun.

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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Meet Ciri!

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Netflix has dashed out a dollop of The Witcher Season 2 goo for ya’ll to enjoy. Put out your tongue and gleefully take it within you. All 12 seconds of it. It ain’t much, but it’s enough to get you tingling.

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Netflix’s ‘Cowboy Bebop’ Live-Action series dropping this Fall. Yoko Kanno doing the soundtrack! Fuck yes.

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I’m definitely intrigued by the Cowboy Bebop live-actions series. Worst case scenario? It fucking sucks, and I forget about it. However, best case scenario? It rules, and it’s another dope installment in the franchise. If you’re looking for reason to believe in the latter, check this shit out. None other than the OG series composer Yoko Kanno is doing the soundtrack for it. What a fucking radical development.

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‘I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson’ Season 2 dropping July 6. This is so fucking good.

Friends, this may be the greatest fucking news of the year. I Think You Should Leave‘s second season is dropping July 6.

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‘Cobra Kai’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Terry Silva is back in the dojo!

I suppose it was only a matter of time until Terry Silva returned, right? And that fucking time is now, according to the teaser trailer for the fourth season of Cobra Kai.

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Netflix announces more ‘Sandman’ castings including Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Death and Patton Oswalt!

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I had completely forgotten about Netflix’s Sandman adaptation. But that don’t stop the fucking production wheels from spinning, and spinning they are. Today, the Streaming Monolith has announced another slew of castings for the show.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Spy Series Ordered By Netflix. Dude Really Hasn’t Had a TV Series?

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Motherfuckers, Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming to TV! Or rather, coming to that weird ephemeral concept that we still call TV. Dude has had a spy adventure series ordered by Netflix. Is it going to be good? Who fucking knows! I sure hope it is!

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