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‘Castlevania’ is officially getting a Season 4. I’m staked, I mean stoked, get that shitty pun?!

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Castlevania is officially getting a season 4, motherfuckers! And I’m goddamn all-in! ‘Cause as lukewarm as I was on the second season, I’m throbbing hot for the third.

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Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90 years old. Death always wins the chess game, friend. But you won’t be forgotten.

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Absolute acting force Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90. And not to sound cliche, but despite him passing, his roles shall live on.

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Showtime orders comedy series from Safdie Brothers and Nathan Fielder. Woo boy, this is going to rock.

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The Safdie Brothers’ Uncut Gems still rattles around my brain on the regular. And, Nathan For You is one of my favorite shows of all time. So, this combination is fucking glorious. Glorious!

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: From Russia…with spineless storytelling

I really enjoyed Stranger Things‘ third season. That said, I’m somewhat disappointed that they’ve gone in such a cheap direction as revealed in this season 4 trailer. Even if they teased it at the end of last season. Have some fucking guts, Duffer Brothers.

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Matthew McConaughey reuniting with ‘True Detective’ creator for FX series. Oh hell yes!

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Matthew McConaughey and Nic Pizzolatto are getting the gang back together, friends! Specifically, the two motherfuckers are reuniting for a series on FX. Sign me the fuck up.

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Netflix viewership numbers have skyrocketed after they redefined “viewing” as 2 minutes. No, seriously. Can’t make this shit up.

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Netflix is all like, our viewership numbers are amazing. And also, like, we define viewing as 2 minutes. This shit is fucking hilarious, man. Like, it’s so far beyond parody that you just need to tip your fucking cap.

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Rosario Dawson cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s adaptation of comic ‘DMZ’ and I am here for it!

Holy shit. Rosario Dawson has been cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s DMZ adaptation. The comic is one of my faves, and I fuck heavy with the idea of her playing Zee. Her role is apparently ” Alma Ortego”, but, I mean, it’s gotta be Zee. Right? Or not, I don’t know. Character description sounds a lot like Zee, sans the kid part.

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Quentin Tarantino writing and directing five episodes of ‘Bounty Law’ which is the show from ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’

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Quentin Tarantino is returning to the well with Jake Cahill, folks. Dude is going to be writing and directing a five-episode spin-off from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. The show will be five episodes of the one introduced within the movie, Bounty Law.

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‘Mindhunter’ cast has been released from contracts. It ain’t cancelled officially. But still, god dammit.

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The cast of Mindhunter has been released from their contracts, because Fincher is currently busy as fuck. I hate this trade, Fincher movies and shit for no more Mindhunter. Take it back.

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‘Fargo’ Season 4 Trailer: Lookin’ like a wild season set in the 1950s

Oh fuck, the trailer for Fargo‘s fourth season looks fantastic. That’s it, full stop. Ain’t got nothing else to say. Just stoked.

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