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‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Eleven, Are You Listening?

I’m excited for Stranger Things‘ new season. I’ll admit that, even after I become more and more convinced The Duffer Brothers don’t have an original idea in their head. But, hey! Them motherfuckers can pay glorious homage when they’re on their game. And when they’re not? Woof.

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‘Sweet Tooth’ Trailer: The Netflix Adaptation of the Post-Apoc Fairytale Comic Looks Fucking Dope

Motherfucking Sweet Tooth used to be my jam back in the day, and I think the Netflix adaptation will be the same. If I’m leveling you, face-to-face, crotch-to-crotch? I forgot this shit was coming! But now this shit is at the front of my rotting lobes after the drop of this new trailer.

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‘Ted Lasso’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Kindness Makes a Comeback On July 23

Ted Lasso. Light of my light. Love of my heart. I cannot wait for you to return with Season 2 on July 23. We need you. We always need you. This glorious trailer? It’s only made the wait more difficult, but I shall stay strong.

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‘American Gladiators’ is getting a ’30 for 30′ Documentary and this is so fucking outrageous I’m in

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American Gladiators is getting itself a fucking 30 for 30 documentary, and I’m absolutely here for it. Like many young bucks with developing brains in the 1980s, this show sculpted my ideas surrounding being a bad ass, and absolutely dominating with a tennis ball Gatling gun. There was a tennis ball Gatling gun, right?

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HBO’s adaptation of ‘The Last of Us’ begins filming this July. From a literal apocalypse to a fictional one!

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HBO’s adaptation of The Last of Us is finally fucking filming this July, friends. Hopefully by then the show about the society-cracking pandemic will be filming during a decidedly less awful pandemic of our own. Who knows though! I ain’t predicting shit anymore.

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‘Rick and Morty’ Season 5 Trailer: More Meta-Nihilism arrives June 20!

Fuck me. You know, sometimes I honestly forget about Rick and Morty. This is despite really enjoying it! However, trailer for its fifth season has reminded me! As well, we know the season’s drop date. June 20!

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Timothy Olyphant may return as ‘Justified’ character Raylan Givens in new Elmore Leonard series. Bro, do not tease me!

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Jesus fucking Christ, what have I done to deserve this? I’m not sure, but I’m fucking stoked. Timothy Olyphant may be returning to reprise his role as one of my favorite characters ever, Raylan Givens. Dude would be doing so in a new Elmore Leonard series based off the 2012 novel, City Primeval. Like, fuck yes.

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Paul Reubens Docuseries coming to HBO from the ‘Uncut Gems’ directors. Get fucking weird with it, Safdie Brothers!

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You know, I never thought the fucking Safdie Brothers would be producing a Paul Reubens docuseries for HBO. But, here we fucking are! What a wild, weird time. One that I’m thankful-as-fuck for on occasion.

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‘GLOW’ creators bringing new anthology series to Apple TV+ starring Alison Brie, Cynthia Erivo, and Nicole Kidman!

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Them GLOW creators aren’t staying on the mat (heh) for too long! No, indeed they’re not! They’ve got a new series in the works at Apple TV+, and the former show’s star Alison Brie will be joining them.

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‘Party Down’ Season 3 Limited Series revival coming to Starz. I’m not sure if we’re having fun yet?

Man! Like, so fucking torn. Part of me is really stoked for a Party Down limited series. But at the same time? The ending to the show was fucking perfect. Perfect! Perfect.

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