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‘Homecoming’ season 2 has Stephan James returning and Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. I need this to be fucking good!

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Homecoming is getting a second season, friends. For better or worse. We’ve known that shit. However, now we know even more. Stephan James, who was fantastic in a lead role in the first season, will return. Additionally, Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. How is my junk-mouth, rot-brain processing this? Cautiously. It’s hard to fathom the follow-up season approaching the heights of the original, given the absence of Sam Esmail. But, that said? It could very well rock in its own way.

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George R.R. Martin says he can finish the books now that ‘Game of Thrones’ is over and I respect the honesty

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GRRM has seen the ending of Game of Thrones along with the rest of us. And I imagine he’s thinking what we are all thinking. There is no way the book series’ ending can be worse than the show. Take a breath, GRRM, and begin hammering that shit out.

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Kevin Smith is bringing a ‘He-Man and the Masters of the Universe’ animated series to Netflix. Sure? I guess?

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Silent Bob is bringing a motherfucking Masters of the Universe animated series to Netflix.  How do I feel about this? Not sure. I love Kevin Smith, the dude. As far as Kevin Smith the creator? It’s been, uh, a bit since he did something for me. Like, we’re talking Chasing Amy.

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Nathan Fielder has signed an HBO deal and got a new comedy pilot in the works. Good goddamn, this is fantastic!

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Nathan For You is some of the most fantastic shit in recent memory, and I’ve been jonesing for Nathan Fielder to give us a follow-up since it ended. So, fuck dude, this rules.

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Lame ass ‘Game of Thrones’ showrunners sign 9-figure deal with Netflix. Fuck these nerds, man

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One of the more gratifying things about the final season of Game of Thrones was (pretty much) everyone realizing what I already knew: the showrunners were fucking idiots. That said? Apparently Netflix still hasn’t realize it. Signing these chumps to an insane deal.

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‘Event Horizon’ being turned into Amazon series courtesy of ‘The Guest’ director Adam Wingard. I fuck with this, friends

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Event Horizon straight fucked-up my adolescent brain back in the day. Now that I’m an “adult”, am I ready to have my brain fucked-up again by a TV series based on the movie? Yup!

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‘Atlanta’ Seasons 3 and 4 are shooting back-to-back in Spring 2020. I am not worthy, but I accept this fucking rad offering!

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Well, fuck! This is some awesome news. Not only has Atlanta been renewed for a fourth season, but seasons 3 and 4 will shoot back-to-back next Spring.

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‘Mindhunter’ Season 2 Trailer: The Summer of Manson continues on, plus Son of Sam!

I’m extremely, extremely stoked for the second season Mindhunter. It’s been, what? Nearly two goddamn years!

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‘The Expanse’ Season 5 ordered by Amazon, who better see this shit through now

Amazon has already renewed The Expanse for a fifth season. And, now that the company has saved the show, I have a simple demand. See the series through until the end. Like, don’t save it to nix it mid-story yet again. If this news is any indication? It’s looking good that my demand is met.

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Janelle Monáe starring in ‘Homecoming’ season 2, but what about Esmail directing again, yo, what about him?!

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I’m stoked that Janelle Monáe is going to be starring in Homecoming‘s season 2. However, any word on Sam Esmail? Dude directed the entire first season, and absolutely crushed it.

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