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‘Mr. Robot’ creator jokes that final season is “one very long Christmas special” and I’m down for this!

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Sam Esmail! Got jokes! Apparently, Mr. Robot‘s final season takes place across one week in Christmas of 2015. This has lead the dude to proclaim it a “Christmas special” while I proclaim that I just need this shit. Now.

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Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series casts ‘Game of Thrones’ star Jerome Flynn. Fuck yeah to this casting!

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Jerome Flynn is awesome in Game of Thrones. And this is coming from a dude who doesn’t fuck with the show heavy. Thus, I’m pretty goddamn stoked Amazon has brought the dude into the Dark Tower series they’re rolling out.

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‘Halo’ TV series casts rad actor Pablo Schreiber as Master Chief

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Pablo Schreiber is dope as fuck in American Gods. That much is certain. Will he be rad as Master Chief? Time will tell. If it ain’t, though, I don’t think it’s going to be his fault.

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Disney has revealed all the details about its streaming service. It drops November 12 and will cost $7. Plus! Marvel and Star Wars reveals!

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Disney dropped an entire fucking fuckload of Disney+ news tonight. The company revealed its Star Wars and Marvel Studios shows, announced a price, and also dropped its release date. Come, come children, after the jump you will find it all.

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‘Hawkeye’ series starring Jeremy Renner heading to Disney+ and will feature him passing the bow to Kate Bishop!

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Hawkeye! Kinda cool! Jeremy Renner! Kinda eh! A series about him passing the torch to Kate Bishop? Kinda cool! Kinda eh! I don’t care for Renner, but I do like the character of Kate Bisbop. So, maybe it’ll turn out decent.

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Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series has cast its Gunslinger and Man In Black. I don’t know them, but I’m hopeful!

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A lot of my friends fuck heavy with The Dark Tower. I don’t, but it ain’t out of prejudice. So while I’m not deeply emotionally invested in Amazon’s attempt, I am a bit excited.

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Netflix’s next interactive show is ‘You vs. Wild’ where you make decisions for Bear Grylls. Cool cool cool.

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Netflix’s next interactive show is called You vs. Wild and its starring Bear Grylls. Honestly, if you can’t force him to drink his own sterilized pee and knife fight a bear, the entire thing is fucking pointless. Imo, imo.

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‘Good Omens’ casts Brian Cox as the voice of Death. Sounds good to me!

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Straight-up, I haven’t read Good Omens. I know it’s by Pratchett and Gaiman, so it’s good. However, I do know Brian Cox, that talented motherfucker. So, despite not knowing the source, I’m certain this is fantastic news.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: Teasing the Battle to End All Battles!

Pretty much all of Games of Thrones‘ season 8 promotional cycled has centered on the OMFG BIGGEST BATTLE EVER. Why would the trailer be any different?

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There is a ‘Gremlins’ animated series in development for some fucking reason

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Sure, why the fuck not? Develop a Gremlin animated series. It’s not necessary, but what the fuck is these days? It’s not needed, but it can’t be any worse than half the shit out there.

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