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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Meet Ciri!

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Netflix has dashed out a dollop of The Witcher Season 2 goo for ya’ll to enjoy. Put out your tongue and gleefully take it within you. All 12 seconds of it. It ain’t much, but it’s enough to get you tingling.

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Netflix’s ‘Cowboy Bebop’ Live-Action series dropping this Fall. Yoko Kanno doing the soundtrack! Fuck yes.

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I’m definitely intrigued by the Cowboy Bebop live-actions series. Worst case scenario? It fucking sucks, and I forget about it. However, best case scenario? It rules, and it’s another dope installment in the franchise. If you’re looking for reason to believe in the latter, check this shit out. None other than the OG series composer Yoko Kanno is doing the soundtrack for it. What a fucking radical development.

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‘I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson’ Season 2 dropping July 6. This is so fucking good.

Friends, this may be the greatest fucking news of the year. I Think You Should Leave‘s second season is dropping July 6.

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‘Cobra Kai’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Terry Silva is back in the dojo!

I suppose it was only a matter of time until Terry Silva returned, right? And that fucking time is now, according to the teaser trailer for the fourth season of Cobra Kai.

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Netflix announces more ‘Sandman’ castings including Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Death and Patton Oswalt!

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I had completely forgotten about Netflix’s Sandman adaptation. But that don’t stop the fucking production wheels from spinning, and spinning they are. Today, the Streaming Monolith has announced another slew of castings for the show.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Spy Series Ordered By Netflix. Dude Really Hasn’t Had a TV Series?

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Motherfuckers, Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming to TV! Or rather, coming to that weird ephemeral concept that we still call TV. Dude has had a spy adventure series ordered by Netflix. Is it going to be good? Who fucking knows! I sure hope it is!

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Eleven, Are You Listening?

I’m excited for Stranger Things‘ new season. I’ll admit that, even after I become more and more convinced The Duffer Brothers don’t have an original idea in their head. But, hey! Them motherfuckers can pay glorious homage when they’re on their game. And when they’re not? Woof.

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‘Sweet Tooth’ Trailer: The Netflix Adaptation of the Post-Apoc Fairytale Comic Looks Fucking Dope

Motherfucking Sweet Tooth used to be my jam back in the day, and I think the Netflix adaptation will be the same. If I’m leveling you, face-to-face, crotch-to-crotch? I forgot this shit was coming! But now this shit is at the front of my rotting lobes after the drop of this new trailer.

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‘Ted Lasso’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Kindness Makes a Comeback On July 23

Ted Lasso. Light of my light. Love of my heart. I cannot wait for you to return with Season 2 on July 23. We need you. We always need you. This glorious trailer? It’s only made the wait more difficult, but I shall stay strong.

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‘American Gladiators’ is getting a ’30 for 30′ Documentary and this is so fucking outrageous I’m in

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American Gladiators is getting itself a fucking 30 for 30 documentary, and I’m absolutely here for it. Like many young bucks with developing brains in the 1980s, this show sculpted my ideas surrounding being a bad ass, and absolutely dominating with a tennis ball Gatling gun. There was a tennis ball Gatling gun, right?

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