#Space
Earth may partly be made from interstellar rocks from this galaxy. How fucking gnarly is that?
A new scientific paper postulates that Earth may be partly made-up of interstellar rocks like Oumuamua. This is objectively fucking rad.
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Jupiter could be cracking its moon Europa with its thunderous magnetic field. I say, g’damn!
Yo, Jupiter! Fucking chill, bro. Apparently you may be cracking your moon Europa with your tremendous magnetic field. Which, okay I’ll grant you, is pretty fucking bad ass.
China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!
China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.
You can now check the daily weather on Mars. Science fucking rules, no?
Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.
Unknown moon was in orbit around Neptune. The Cosmos always surprises, my dudes!
Meet Hippocamp, motherfuckers! It is a previously-undetected moon in orbit around Neptune. And if that doesn’t get your tits glistening, I don’t know what will.
Space Swoon: Kepler’s final glimpse of the galaxy is fucking gorgeous
The Kepler space telescope is dead! Long live the fucking Kepler space telescope! NASA has dropped the final image Kepler sent back, and per usual, it’s dope.
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Space Swoon: Check out the layered history of Mars! Bask in its evolution!
As NASA explains, the history of a planet’s geological history is seen through its layers. So, check out this image of the Red Planet’s layers, and ergo its history.
Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!
Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!
Hit the jump to check out this finding.
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.
