Astronomers have discovered “ocean planet” a mere 100 light-years from Earth. Webb, do your thing!

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Astronomers found themselves an ocean planet and it’s damn fucking close. Listen, it’s all fucking relative. I know. But 100 light-years away is nothing in the grand scheme of the cosmos, and that’s where this newly discovered planet happens to be. The next step? Aim the James Webb telescope at that fucker!

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NASA has captured the sound of a black hole and its fucking haunting. I dig it.

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Want to hear what a fucking black hole sounds like? NASA has got you covered for all your cosmic horror needs. Man, it’s, like, exactly what you’d expect shit Beyond Comprehension to sound like. I’m haunted, but also horny! The classic combo.

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Fucking gorgeous images of Jupiter’s auroras captured by Webb Telescope

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Fucking James Webb telescope, man. Just capturing outrageously dope images of space, both near and far from him. I mean, check out these two goddamn images of Jupiter’s auroras!

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NASA is now going “Full Force” to investigate UFOs. That’s what’s up, baby!

Listen. UFOs are real. NASA knows they’re real. Barack Obama said they’re real. So did Marco Rubio, and countless others, on both sides of the political divide. We ain’t fucking working in a world where they ain’t, anymore. Now, the question becomes…what the fuck are they? NASA is invested in answering this question, and they’re now going full force to investigate them.

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Astronomers got new images of R136 which is the most massive star ever found

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Holy moly, she’s a thiccc bitch. Astronomers have some new images of the most massive star ever found, and as you’d expect, they’re gorgeous.

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Plans have been announced for Full Greenhouse on International Space Station. Cosmic cabbage, baby!

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Gardening is pretty dope. I said it, fuck you. But what’s more dope? Gardening in fucking space. Them fucks at the ISS get it, cause plans have been announced for a full greenhouse aboard the station.

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Harvard Professor wants to recover what he believes to be “alien technology” from ocean floor. Fucking go for it, brother!

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I ride or die with Avi Loeb, motherfuckers. Dude thinks Oumuamua may have been alien tech. I fuck with it! Dude wants to recover what he believes to be alien technology from the bottom of the ocean floor? I fuck with it! Ride or die, motherfuckers.

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Gigantic-Ass Jet Lightning Bolts That Reach Space Remain Mystery to Scientists

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Man, I didn’t even know that fucking jet lightning bolts were a thing. But they are, and it gets better. These motherfuckers reach space and continue to confound scientists. Jet lightning bolts! Space! Rock and roll, fuckers.

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NASA Finds Holes on the Moon Where Its Always a Nice Temperature. Insert Joke Here

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NASA has found holes on the Moon where the temperature is always nice, baby! Gotta love them holes with pleasant temperatures. Am I right? Am I right?! I’ll see myself the fuck out.

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Scientists have just detected oldest dark matter ever observed in the Universe. Glimpse that shit, baby!

Fucking wizards at a university in Japan have detected the oldest dark matter ever observed in the Universe. Like, what the fuck? The concept of dark matter is wild enough, and then they out here doing this. The dark matter they’ve observed is from 12 billion years ago. Goddamn.

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