#Space

Earth may partly be made from interstellar rocks from this galaxy. How fucking gnarly is that?

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A new scientific paper postulates that Earth may be partly made-up of interstellar rocks like Oumuamua. This is objectively fucking rad.

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Jupiter could be cracking its moon Europa with its thunderous magnetic field. I say, g’damn!

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Yo, Jupiter! Fucking chill, bro. Apparently you may be cracking your moon Europa with your tremendous magnetic field. Which, okay I’ll grant you, is pretty fucking bad ass.

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China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!

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China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.

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You can now check the daily weather on Mars. Science fucking rules, no?

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Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.

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Unknown moon was in orbit around Neptune. The Cosmos always surprises, my dudes!

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Meet Hippocamp, motherfuckers! It is a previously-undetected moon in orbit around Neptune. And if that doesn’t get your tits glistening, I don’t know what will.

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Space Swoon: Kepler’s final glimpse of the galaxy is fucking gorgeous

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The Kepler space telescope is dead! Long live the fucking Kepler space telescope! NASA has dropped the final image Kepler sent back, and per usual, it’s dope.

Hit the jump!

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Space Swoon: Check out the layered history of Mars! Bask in its evolution!

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As NASA explains, the history of a planet’s geological history is seen through its layers. So, check out this image of the Red Planet’s layers, and ergo its history.

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Space Swoon: Chinese satellite captures gorgeous far side image of the Moon and Earth

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Take a look at this goddamn glorious far side image of the Moon and Earth, my dudes.

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Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!

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Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!

Hit the jump to check out this finding.

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NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!

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NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.

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