NASA’s Voyager 1 Probe Detects The Steady Hum of Plasma in Interstellar Space. The Cosmos is Glorious!

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We’ve sent Voyager 1’s ass into deep space. Interstellar space, even! Now out there, it’s discovering all sorts of dope shit. Take this shit for example: the steady hum of plasma.

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SpaceX Finally Landed Its Starship Rocket Without Exploding. Hell Yeah.

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What a fucking headline, no? But like, you know how it goes. The price of progress is failure, and it appears SpaceX has failed enough for the moment. ‘Cause they finally landed their Starship rocket without it fucking exploding everywhere.

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NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Discovers Radio Signal Coming From Venus. This is how ‘The Expanse’ happens, folks!

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Looks like we got ourselves a motherfucking protomolecule situation, friends. Okay, aiight. It’s definitely not that shit, but it’s still wild. You see, NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has discovered a radio signal coming from Venus. Like, holy fuck.

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NASA’s Perseverance Mars Rover Has Created Oxygen on the Planet. Wait what?

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Wait, just what the fuck is going on? The Rover has successfully created oxygen on Mars? By converting some of the planet’s carbon dioxide-filled atmosphere? Fucking wild, dudes.

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MIT Scientists Say Nearby Star May Be Dark Matter Factory. Cosmos, You Fucking Rule

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One of Earth’s nearest stars may be a fucking flat-out factory for dark matter. Like, what does that even mean? Well, it means that the giant red star Betelgeuse could be blasting out dark matter particles called axions. Pretty fucking cool, no?

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NASA’s Ingenuity Helicopter Has Flown On Mars. Fucking Flown On Mars!

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Good goddamn, motherfuckers! We have flown on Mars! Flown on Mars! NASA’s Ingenuity helicopter flew today, and I’ll be stoked because of it for the rest of the day.

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NASA Has Chosen SpaceX To Build Their Moon Lander. Here’s Hoping It Stops Exploding!

Hey man! NASA has chosen SpaceX to build their Moon lander, and why the fuck not? I’m sort of bummed everything is privatized these days, but that’s just the way it goes. At least we’re going to the Moon, baby! Hopefully in a non-exploding rocket or some shit.

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Space Swoon: Mars got itself some glorious, beautiful blue dunes

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Ya’ll want Dune? Gonna have to wait. Ya’ll want a picture of Mars’ bright blue sand dunes courtesy of NASA? You’re in the right place.

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NASA’s Mars Rover has taken an extraterrestrial selfie. Doing it for the Martian Gram!

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NASA’s Mars Rover is out on the Red Planet, doing exactly what we’d all be doing. Snapping some selfies for the likes, baby!

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NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and has sent back its first photo. Red Planet is red, baby!

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NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and ready to fucking rock, folks. Rock some photos of rocks and shit! Not only is the motherfucker operational, but it’s sent back its first photo! Now listen I agree the photo fucking sucks. But it’s just the goddamn first one!

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