Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!

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Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.

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Scientists can’t explain strange bubbles that sandwich our galaxy. Put it on the fucking list of unknowns, dudes!

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Our galaxy is sandwich by two high-energy bubbles. The Fermi bubbles. We know they are there. However, that’s about all we fucking know. Wild.

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The International Space Station captures Hurricane Dorian’s sublime horror

Hurricane Dorian is a beautiful monster. Beautiful, yes. But, also considerably destructive. Here’s a glimpse at it from the ISS.

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Newly found exoplanet slingshots itself around its solar system. The cosmos fucking rules, dudes

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Hohum! Another exoplanet found, another head-scratching discovery. The discovery? Exoplanet HR 5183 b slingshots itself around its goddamn solar system. Like a boss.

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Five of Jupiter’s newly discovered moons got names! Meet Pandia, Ersa, Eirene, Philophrosyne and Eupheme!

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Five of Jupiter’s twelve newly discovered moons got themselves names!

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Watch: Check out this timelapse of the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating

Here’s some existential glory for your Saturday. It’s a timelapse by Aryeh Nirenbergof the Milky Way with the sky held motionless and the Earth rotating.. Soothing, comforting, daunting. I love it.

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NASA confirms its mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa to hunt for signs of life. Go, go, go!

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NASA has confirmed it’s going to Jupiter’s moon Europa, folks. Launching a sumbitch up into the Cosmos to hunt for life. Expected launch date? Somewhere between 2033 and 2035.

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India’s space probe is officially orbiting the Moon. Gimme a hell yeah for lunar exploration!

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India’s space probe is orbiting our fucking moon, folks! Hell yeah. But, it ain’t fucking done! It’ll be touching down on the Moon on September 7.

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Space Swoon: Hubble captures a gorgeously gassy star!

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Oh hell yeah! More gorgeous imagery courtesy of Hubble, one of the hardest working motherfuckers in the game. I mean, it’s a telescope. But still.

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Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Listen, just let me be excited!

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Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Oh fuck yeah! Listen. I know there is a rush to point out that this shit is probably not aliens. That said, let me pretend it is? For a little?

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