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NASA approves plan to 3D Print spaceship parts in orbit. In orbit! The future is getting wild, my dudes!

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NASA has approved a plan to print motherfucking spaceship parts in orbit. This news comes on the heels of last week’s revelation that Russia intends to 3D print moon bases. On the Moon. Shit is getting interesting, friends.

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Japanese space probe Hayabusa returns to asteroid it BOMBED to take pics, collect more samples. Metal as Fuck++

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The Japanese space probe Hayabusa is doing fucking work, dudes. It returned to the asteroid it bombed to take pics and collect more samples. I mean, goddamn. Space probe out there doing rad shit, while I scratch my ass and jerk off for a third time today.

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Hubble has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist. The Cosmos is humbling, dudes

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Hohum. Another week, another cosmic revelation that challenges conventional thought. This time? The Hubble telescope has found a supermassive black hole that shouldn’t exist.

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Russia is planning to 3D print a Moon base. How very fucking futuristic of ya’ll, I dig it.

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…or is 3D printing futuristic anymore? It feels that way, but it’s also sort of commonplace? Anyways, either way. Russia is planning on printing a 3D Moon base. And, I fuck with this heavy.

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NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet yet. But hey, finding a planet is dope regardless, right?

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NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet. It’s small as fuck! But, that ain’t the real bummer. What is? It’s outside of a hospitable zone. Still though, TESS. Good job, great effort.

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World’s first AI Universe simulator learning things it shouldn’t be able to. Well, ain’t that grand!

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If I’m being honest, I’m ready for our AI overloads. We’re cooking the planet and wasting one another. Let it put us into comfortable cages (we’re already there!) and maybe solve climate change. Or, you know. The origins of the universe.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeous clouds captured by Juno for our benefit

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Goddamn glorious picture right here of Jupiter’s clouds. Props to you, Juno!

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NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!

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Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.

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Japan is sending a rover to the Martian moons Phobos and Deimos. I’m so fucking hype about this!

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Japan is sending a rover to a couple of Martian moons. And, well? This is all good news, since climate reports this week have pegged Earth as somewhere between “Absolutely fucked” and “Pretty much fucked.” I’m ready to be a Belter, ala The Expanse. Let’s go!

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Space Swoon: Mars sports a gorgeous crater from a recent impact

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Yo! Check out this gorgeous-ass crater on Mars! New, too! The impact is from the last three years, apparently.

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