#Space

Milky Way Galaxy still shows scars from collision with a “ghost of a galaxy” because space fucking rules!

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The Milky Way Galaxy! Home to all known life in the Universe. Also, survivor of a collision with a ghost of a galaxy. Fucking awesome.

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Jupiter’s Moon Europa got the right kinda of water to support life. So. Well. You got that shit or not, Europa?

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Jupiter’s Moon Europa got that salty water underneath its surface. Which, apparently, is the right kind of water to support life. Like, nice! Now, let’s see if it actually has it.

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Astronomers have a found “deep structure” under Moon’s largest crater. We caught ya, Illuminati!

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Whelp, we’ve finally found the bastards’ moon base. You know, the Illuminati. How do I know? You see, astronomers have found a “deep structure” under the Moon’s largest crater. Can’t fool me.

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NASA is opening the International Space Station to tourists. I’m currently accepting donations, my friends.

Goddamn, would it make my life to spend a night at the International Space Station.

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Chandra observatory detects mass coronal ejection from another star. Just spewing its fucking space guts!

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The Chandra observatory has picked up another star just absolutely spewing its space guts. Yup, it detected a coronal mass ejection from a star other than our own.

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Astronomers have found a “forbidden planet” in the Neptunian desert. Space fucking rules, dudes

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Only space can deliver such a fucking headline, right? A forbidden planet, found. A Neptunian desert, present.

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Mars has massive amount of water frozen beneath its North Pole. Can we go there, yet? Please?

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I say g’damn! Scientists have identified a massive amount of fucking water frozen beneath the Martian North Pole. How much, you ask? Well if it were to melt, it would submerge the entire planet.

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Jupiter’s Great Red Spot is “unraveling” cause nothing golden can stay, my dudes

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Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? That motherfucking storm on the planet that’s bigger than Earth? Yeah, it’s currently unraveling.

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Pluto has a buried ocean kept liquid by a layer of gas. And, it may contain life! Gimme a hell yeah!

Got a couple of really rad news and notes regarding the solar system’s favorite non-planet, Pluto! First up! The planet may harbor a buried ocean! Second up! Said oceans may harbor life.

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NASA is teaming up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lunar lander for humans. Get our asses to the Moon!

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NASA is very fucking serious about getting to the Moon again in the near future. The latest sign? The agency is teaming-up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lander.

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