#Star Wars

‘The Rise of Skywalker’ is going to feature the return of Wedge Antilles. Played by original actor. Oh, fuck yes!

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Listen, if the Skywalker Saga is coming to an end, it’s fucking appropriate that we get all them classic characters back. I mean, we knew Lando was returning. But, now we know Wedge is returning. Oh fuck yes.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series adds Deborah Chow as its director, ‘Drive’ writer penning scripts. Fucking stacked with talent!

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Jesus Fuck, is Disney adding talent to its Obi-Wan series. It’s tapped the director from shows like Better Call Saul, American Gods, and Mr. Robot to helm the entire thing. And, its brought in the writer behind Drive. Like, let’s fucking go!

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‘Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order’ Story Trailer: Meet yet ANOTHER Jedi who survived Order 66!

The more time passes, the more it becomes pretty fucking obvious Darth Vader sucked at cleansing the Jedi. The latest proof? Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit. But man, that asthmatic fuck really didn’t bring it.

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Marvel’s Kevin Feige is working on a ‘Star Wars’ movie and I am positively stoked, dudes

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I postulated, a way back, that the way to get angry nerds back into the Star Wars fold was to bring in the Russo brothers. Well? Kevin Feige ain’t the Russo Brothers, but he is the architect of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Dude shits, at worst, enjoyably forgettable movies. So, this is extremely good news to me, my friends.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ takes place eight years after ‘Revenge of the Sith’ which is a lot of time for him to contemplate his fuck-ups

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That Obi-Wan Kenobi series that’s finally finally happening on Disney Plus? Motherfucker takes place eight years after Revenge of the Sith. I hope Kenobi has spent that time thinking about what a dick-head he was to Anakin, and flirting with Tusken raiders.

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Confirmed: Ewan McGregor is back for an Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Disney is playing dirty, getting me horny!

I got to go live on this fucking Friday evening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t post about this prior to. Ewan McGregor is back, baby! He will be starring in an Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney Plus.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Goddamn, there is a surplus of coolness here!

Fucking Hell, dudes. If this trailer for The Mandalorian is any indication, Jon Favreau has fucking crushed it.

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Leaked: ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ footage from D23. Blink and you’ll miss it, but still!

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Oh baby! The Rise of Skywalker footage has leaked! Sent to me by Rendar, courtesy of Reddit. Granted this footage is almost nothing, but it’s still enough to give me a chubby. After the jump!

As well, I got no fucking clue how long this will stay up. So if you find the video broken, don’t bark at me.

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‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!

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We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.

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Probably: Ewan McGregor officially returning as Obi-Wan Kenobi for a Disney+ series. Fuck yeah, dudes!

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Ewan McGregor is either “in talks” or “certain” to return to the role of Obi-Wan for a Disney+ series, so yeah, this is happening. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the reveal is dropped at the upcoming D23.

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