#Star Wars

‘Star Wars Resistance’ Trailer: Here’s some glorious X-wing action to pique your interest

At the very least, the action in Star Wars Resistance looks fucking hot. Will I watch it? Probably not. I just, I just got too much other shit to get to.

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Watch: ‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ trailer done as a dope-ass anime

As the title states! Check out this dope-ass anime trailer for Star Wars: A New Hope.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Matt Smith in mystery role. Just make him Grand Admiral Thrawn or some shit

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One of those Doctor Who fucks has joined Episode IX. Yeah! It’s the one with the bow-tie or some shit! Seriously though, he looks Grand Admiral Thrawn as fuck. Dare to dream.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts ‘Lost’ alum Dominic Monaghan in mystery role, obviously.

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Dominic Monaghan is joining the Mystery Box In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, my friends! The actor will be reunited with Abrams, with whom he worked on Lost.

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‘Star Wars Resistance’ Trailer: Can you imagine what it’s like to be an ace pilot?

Man, I really fuck with this Star Wars Resistance trailer. More so than any of the other Star Wars animated shows, and I think it’s because I love the art style.

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Jon Favreau’s ‘Star Wars’ TV series gonna cost $10 million per fucking episode, I say goddamn!

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Jesus Christ, my fellow fuckers. Disney is going hard with their Star Wars TV series, and perhaps understandably so. How do you get people to sign-up for yet another streaming service? Throw infinity dollars at a flagship Star Wars series.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ cast announced and it includes Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee WIlliams

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One last ride! For Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee Williams! The three of them will all be returning for Episode IX, along with the rest of the new cast.

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‘Star Wars: Clone Wars’ Trailer: Disney brings it back for an easy win! Wait, it’s on their fucking streaming service

Hey! The Clone Wars is back! Nice! Easy fucking win for Lucasfilm. Wait, it’s going to be served-up on their streaming service? LOL.

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Billy Dee Williams officially returning as Lando Calrissian in ‘Episode IX’ and the new trilogy just got so damn smooth

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It was rumored, and now it’s official. Billy Dee Williams is back as Lando in Episode IX, motherfuckers!

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Keri Russell in “action-heavy” role. Mara Jade or GTFO, my dudes

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Keri Russell is going to to be in Episode IX, my dudes. And, I’m going to riot if she ain’t Mara Jade.

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