NoA president Reggie Fils-Aimé is retiring. Dude has been with Nintendo for nearly thirteen years, and guided them through two wonderful successes, the Wii and Switch. That said, not all is lost. Bro is being replaced by a dude named Bowser.
On the one hand, the prospect of another gnarly Bill & Ted movie is very exciting. On the other hand, I’m not sure you can rebottle the glorious zeitgeist that birthed the first two. I suppose we will see very, very soon.
I’m ready for this! Mind you, I won’t be signing up for CBS Access. But I will *cough* find a means to watch this promising reimagining.
Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.
Obviously: Obi-Wan Kenobi series in development for Disney+! Just give us more fucking Kenobi already
Where there are tales of Star Wars spin-off, there are murmurings of Obi-Wan Kenobi. So, it makes sense that these murmurings have shown-up in regards to Disney’s streaming service.
Meet Hippocamp, motherfuckers! It is a previously-undetected moon in orbit around Neptune. And if that doesn’t get your tits glistening, I don’t know what will.
Praise be the Hitman Thespians of the world! Barry‘s second season finally has a release date, and I can’t wait.
Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros’ sells for fucking $100,150. Congrats to the assholes who bought this
Man, imagine having this kind of “fuck you” money? I mean, I know it took several collectors to buy this copy of Super Mario Bros. But, my point stands.
Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in
Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.