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Monday Morning Commute: Cheer for the outsider!

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Man, I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been here! Spinning off a Monday Morning Commute! But, I’m going to level with you. Just been mired in a February Funk. Fucking ashen skies, long-ass work days. Been feeling the funk. The February Funk! However, don’t think that means I don’t miss ya’ll! I do, I truly do!

Especially since Bateman and I have not been able to stream due to scheduling conflicts. Streaming on Saturday nights is the perfect way to spend a Saturday night (in my opinion), but it also puts directly in the Existential Line of Fire. That said, we’re back this week, though! And I hope you’ll join us.

Until then! Let me tell you what I’ve been enjoying and anticipating as of late, in-between foggy-headed malaises and eating too much.

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Showtime orders comedy series from Safdie Brothers and Nathan Fielder. Woo boy, this is going to rock.

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The Safdie Brothers’ Uncut Gems still rattles around my brain on the regular. And, Nathan For You is one of my favorite shows of all time. So, this combination is fucking glorious. Glorious!

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‘Castlevania’ Season 3 Trailer: Slaying ain’t never stop, and it returns March 5!

Fuck yeah, gimme some Castlevania season 3 hotness! I was lukewarm on the second season. When it popped it popped. But, when it dragged, it dragged. I think this was partially due to its budget. However, this third season comes with more episodes, and a higher budget. Let’s fucking go!

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‘Masters of the Universe’ Netflix series is reuniting ‘Batman’ voice actor gods Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill

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The animated Masters of the Universe on Netflix is reuniting two of the voice actor GOATS, Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill. Consider me fucking interested.

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: From Russia…with spineless storytelling

I really enjoyed Stranger Things‘ third season. That said, I’m somewhat disappointed that they’ve gone in such a cheap direction as revealed in this season 4 trailer. Even if they teased it at the end of last season. Have some fucking guts, Duffer Brothers.

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Auction for ‘Nintendo PlayStation’ prototype is already up to $310,000 and fucking counting

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Man. Every time I go to post this story about the Nintendo PlayStation prototype, the auction has increased by, like, another $100,000. Fucking seriously. It currently sits at $310,000. Emphasis on currently.

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‘The Batman’ gets first official look at costume thanks to camera test. Dudes, it is fucking awesome.

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Man, I’m fucking in love with this first official look at the Battison’s costume in The Batman. Sign me the fuck up. Arkham Knight meets Daredevil, and my boner confirms my love.

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‘Mass Effect’ lead writer has joined ex-BioWare devs at Archetype Entertainment to develop sci-fi RPG. How fucking awesome is this?

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Holy fucking shit. I was already stoked about the idea of the ex-BioWare devs at Archetype Entertainment working on a sci-fi RPG. But, now? They’ve brought the lead writer of Mass Effect into the fold. This is so good.

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‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ adds Jennifer Kaytin Robinson as co-writer. Sounds good!

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Jennifer Kaytin Robinson has been added to Thor: Love and Thunder as its co-writer, alongside Taika Waititi. I don’t know her, but I’m just going to trust this entire production.

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BioWare is officially “reinventing” dead-ass ‘Anthem’ and I hope they can pull it off

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Well, it’s official! BioWare is “reinventing” Anthem as part of a longer-term redesign of the title. Such as rumored a couple months ago, and now studio head Casey Hudson has confirmed it. Me? I’m hoping they can pull this shit off. I mean, what a story it would be. Plus, I’d love to see a studio I used to love so much finally get a win.

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