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Japanese professor was busted for teaching students how to make Molly. Finally, applicable skills from a classroom

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A Japanese professor went straight-up Breaking Bad, teaching his students how to make Molly.

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Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!

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While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.

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China says it will have a Moon base in ten fucking years. Game on, other nations!

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China ain’t fucking around with the Moon, friends. They’re angling to get their asses established up there as soon as possible. What does this mean? Hopefully, it’ll light a fire under everyone else.

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Watch: Japan has released a video of it bombing that asteroid. 🤘Throw up the horns! 🤘

We all knew that Japan bombed an asteroid. Which, is awesome unto itself. But, getting to see it in action? Doubly awesome. Awesome-aweosme.

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Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah

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I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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NASA is planning on visting a shattered, volcanic asteroid called Psyche. Space is so fucking metal!

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It’s become a refrain of mine, but I’ll stop using it when it stops being true. Space is so fucking metal.  I mean, a shattered, volcanic asteroid? Hell yeah.

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Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series casts ‘Game of Thrones’ star Jerome Flynn. Fuck yeah to this casting!

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Jerome Flynn is awesome in Game of Thrones. And this is coming from a dude who doesn’t fuck with the show heavy. Thus, I’m pretty goddamn stoked Amazon has brought the dude into the Dark Tower series they’re rolling out.

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Capcom is teasing ‘Resident Evil 3’ Remake which makes complete fucking sense

Capcom! They’re teasing a Resident Evil 3 remake. And given the success of RE2make, it makes all the sense in the fucking world.

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City-sized neutron star is blocking the view of our galaxy’s black hole. Bro, move!

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Not cool, city-sized star. While I appreciate an ultra-dense neutron star the size of Manhattan, I’d also like us to be able to check out our own black hole.

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‘Hobbs and Shaw’ Trailer: An Odd Couple Capable Of Kicking Tremendous Ass

I actually stopped this trailer, because I thought it was showing too much of David Leitch’s patented fantastic ass-kicking scenes (John Wick, Atomic Blonde). I don’t need to see anymore! I don’t need anymore spoiled. I’m ready for this movie.

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