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Space Swoon: Mars sports a gorgeous crater from a recent impact

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Yo! Check out this gorgeous-ass crater on Mars! New, too! The impact is from the last three years, apparently.

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‘GLOW’ Season 3 Trailer: It’s everything they ever wanted, so naturally it will go to shit

I am very excited for GLOW‘s third season. You should be too.

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Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Return of the Living Dickheads!

By God! We finally finish Dead Cells on stream! Talk some fucking zombie movies! Shit on Godzilla for a bit. Overall, full-on dickhead good time!

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Netflix’s ‘Love, Death and Robots’ is getting a second season. Oh yeah, I should fucking watch the first, no?

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Netflix’s Love, Death and Robots is getting a second season. And man, I still gotta watch the first. I’ve been forgetting to do so, despite one of my binkies, David Fincher, being involved. No particular reason for me passing on it thus far, outside of the perpetual deluge of pop culture content.

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Milky Way Galaxy still shows scars from collision with a “ghost of a galaxy” because space fucking rules!

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The Milky Way Galaxy! Home to all known life in the Universe. Also, survivor of a collision with a ghost of a galaxy. Fucking awesome.

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‘Doom Eternal’ Trailers: Prepare to rip and tear Heaven and Hell on November 22, 2019!

Catching-up on posting the shit I dug from E3, and this is a big one. Doom Eternal is dropping on November 22 of this year, fellow Doom Slayers. Right before the Holiday season kicks the fuck off. And nothing screams “entertaining your mother-in-law on Thanksgiving” like playing a Doom game at three-thousand decibels after throwing the turkey off the wall in supplication to your Doom masters. Right?

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Jupiter’s Moon Europa got the right kinda of water to support life. So. Well. You got that shit or not, Europa?

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Jupiter’s Moon Europa got that salty water underneath its surface. Which, apparently, is the right kind of water to support life. Like, nice! Now, let’s see if it actually has it.

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In Japan, Domino’s has a pizza with two-pounds of cheese. The fuck we waiting for, United States?

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A pizza with two-pounds of cheese? Such a concept is so utterly fucking American that I’m shook to my core that Japan got it first.

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‘Panzer Dragoon’ remake heading to Nintendo Switch. For fuck’s sake, why did I sell my console again?

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Son of a bitch. I really shouldn’t have sold my Nintendo Switch. I admit it. Even though it was getting way less use than my other consoles, I shouldn’t have. I mean, a fucking Panzer Dragoon remake! Plus, that new PlatinumGames title! Fuck!

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‘Zelda: Breath of the Wild’ Sequel Announcement Trailer: The title that made everyone but me orgasm is getting a follow-up, obviously.

Orgasms are cool! I’m glad that Breath of the Wild made so many of my gaming friends orgasm! Me? Oh, I thought it was whatever. But, still! I’m glad that everyone who orgasmed over the title will have a sequel to blow their juices over.

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