The producer behind Friday the 13th is teasing franchise news dropping soon. Don’t fuck with us, bro. I mean. Listen, we need a new Friday the 13th. Even if it sucks. Best case scenario? It rocks, we thicken the corpus of the franchise. Worst case scenario? It sucks, we forget it. It can’t fucking hurt!
NASA has found holes on the Moon where the temperature is always nice, baby! Gotta love them holes with pleasant temperatures. Am I right? Am I right?! I’ll see myself the fuck out.
Scientists have just detected oldest dark matter ever observed in the Universe. Glimpse that shit, baby!
Fucking wizards at a university in Japan have detected the oldest dark matter ever observed in the Universe. Like, what the fuck? The concept of dark matter is wild enough, and then they out here doing this. The dark matter they’ve observed is from 12 billion years ago. Goddamn.
I’ve been sweating fucking Chainsaw Man since last year’s announcement of its anime adaptation. Have I used this time to read the manga? You know the answer, don’t make me feel like a piece of shit. Instead, enjoy this goddamn glorious trailer for the anime, which drops this October.
Stick out your tongue and let me drizzle some glimpses of my life into your willing mouth! Now with that tone set, let’s get into it. I really need to make it a point to take some more pictures on the daily, just so I can drop them bits of archival nonsense into these posts! But, can’t do anything about that today. Nope!
Consume these Views From The Space-Ship my friends, and leave your own in the comments. Gorge yourselves upon them, and vomit up into the ether views from your own existence.
A gamer who clearly has more skills in his perineum than I have in my whole body has completed the Halo 2 LASO deathless challenge. In doing so, motherfucker has claimed a $20,000 bounty that was issued for accomplishing this feat. What an outrageous amount of money! But, context is king. To claim this momentous combination of bragging rights and cash, dude had to complete the game on legendary. With all skulls turned on. Without dying. Jesus Christ.
Full-disclosure: I believe in UFOs and I loved James Fox’s previous documentary The Phenomenon. Also, I’m a total mark for the case he’s covering in this new documentary, Moment of Contact. So it’s with a deeply biased, warped brain that I admit I’m so fucking stoked for this shit.
I’m sure I’ll really like Oppenheimer. That said, I gotta admit I fucking rolled my eyes during this trailer. I mean, Nolan just can’t stop sucking on the knob of time-based narrative structure. He can’t! I mean, if it pleases him. Go for it! But, at the same time. You know?
I think I’m going to have more to say about this at some point in an MMC or some shit, but this is very, very interesting to me. Netflix is letting directors go back and retroactively shows now. Shows as blog posts. Shows as Instagram posts. This sort of shit was first noted when Kanye was actively patching and changing…some album I’m too lazy to look up. But now the practice is going even more mainstream with it happening with Stranger Things, and I find it equal parts interesting and haunting.