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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ is going to take up two Blu-Ray discs. And that’s just the first installment, my dudes

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After watching the FFVII Remake reveal, I still have no idea if I’m feeling it or not. Is the combat going to be fun? Or just splashy garbage? Is breaking it up into installments a good idea, or a cash grab? I don’t know, I don’t know. What I do know is that the first installment itself is going to be enormous.

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‘The Division’ movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Chastain is heading to Netflix. This is cool by me!

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Man, I had completely forgotten that The Division was being made into a movie. And that’s fair, right? It was announced in 2016, which is about 3,000,000,000 pop culture news cycles ago. But, it is! And, it’s starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Chastain, and being directed by David Leitch.

That’s enough talent to have me interested, especially since I enjoy the source material.

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‘Watch Dogs Legion’ Trailer: All of London is ready to pwn the Powers That Be. Yeah, pwn!

Okay, I’m going to be upfront: I’m pretty fucking annoyed that the entire cast of Watch Dogs 2 has been jettisoned. That said, I’m really intrigued by the prospect of a goddamn Watch Dogs game where you can recruit anyone, and permadeath is a thing. Plus, them going full-cyberpunk aesthetics is always an effective, but cheap ploy to give me a boner.

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‘Carrion’ Trailer: A “Reverse Horror” game where you play as the monster. It got ‘The Thing’ feels and I’m here for it!

Carrion is a pixel art game where you play as the fucking monster? Just straight-up destroying the eggheads and others who locked you up? Hell yes. Here’s a trailer for the game.

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Astronomers have a found “deep structure” under Moon’s largest crater. We caught ya, Illuminati!

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Whelp, we’ve finally found the bastards’ moon base. You know, the Illuminati. How do I know? You see, astronomers have found a “deep structure” under the Moon’s largest crater. Can’t fool me.

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‘Halo Infinite’ Trailer: This son of a gun is a launch title for the next Xbox, which arrives Holiday 2020!

Here’s a trailer for Halo Infinite! The game is a killer launch title for the next Xbox, which is arriving Holiday 2020.

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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ is dropping March 3, 2020. It’s really real, folks.

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Damn. Did not see this coming, fucking at all. The Final Fantasy VII Remake is dropping March 3, 2020.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Trailer: Keanu Reeves is in the game and it drops April 16, 2020!

Well, the best day of my life is today. Not only is fucking Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, but we also finally have a release date.

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Streaming tonight! 10pm Eastern! You know the drill!

Rumor: ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ box art and physical preorder bonuses leak. Please, please, please be real.

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Oh man, oh baby. Could this be real? Could this really be the box art and pre-order bonuses for Cyberpunk 2077? Man, I hope so. This means the game actually exists.

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