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‘Bond 25’ has been delayed two months as Scott Z. Burns comes onboard to rewrite script

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The saga that is Bond 25 continues to develop, my friends. The latest? A two-month delay, and a new script, courtesy of talented writer Scott Z. Burns.

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Marvel’s ‘Loki’ TV series lands ‘Rick and Morty’ writer as its goddamn showrunner. Man, this is gonna be good, ain’t it?

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I really, really want to not give a fuck about the Marvel shows heading to Disney’s streaming service. But, the motherfuckers don’t fight fair! I mean, a Rick and Morty writer as the showrunner? Fuck.

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‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes

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Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.

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Jason Momoa cast in the ‘Dune’ movie, folks. We all better bring linings for our seats at this point, huh?

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Jason Momoa is in the Dune movie. Apparently, every single gorgeous person in Hollywood is in the Dune movie. And, I can’t fucking wait.

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‘Transformers’ animated series heading to Netflix. This could *fucking* own, my dudes!

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Man, maybe the Universe is finally dusting the turds off the Transformers franchise. Last year’s Bumblebee was genuinely one of the most fun popcorn flicks in a minute. And now? We got ourselves an animated prequel series heading to Netflix.

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‘Love Death + Robots’ Trailer: Fincher & Miller’s sci-fi anthology looks fucking crazy in all the best ways

Is it March 15 yet? Cause I’m feeling the fuck out of this trailer.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’ TV series is heading to Hulu. I’d prefer it to head to Hell

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Well, fuck. Ridley Scott’s still on Alien bullshit. Apparently, dude is bringing a TV series to Hulu. After the last two installments, I’d prefer he launch it into the fucking sun.

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Jared Leto’s time as The Joker is finished. I sort of thought he was fucking done a while ago

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Jared Leto’s time as The Joker is finished! Phew, fucking phew. But, if I’m being honest, I thought he was already done.

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‘Zelda: Link’s Awakening’ is getting a 3D remake for the Nintendo Switch

After how fucking rad the Resident Evil 2 remake is, I got no qualms about the idea of Nintendo remaking a fucking classic.

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Grant Morrison is adapting ‘Brave New World’ for USA which is pretty fucking radical

That Brave New World adaptation that Grant Morrison spit about a while back? Coming to USA.

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