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‘Black Widow’ Trailer: The MCU’s preeminent Asian actress gets a second trailer for her solo movie

Get it! ‘Cause Scarlett Johansson was all, “Yeah I don’t see a problem with me playing an Asian” on like multiple occasions? Seriously though, this movie looks fun.

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Patrick Stewart met with Kevin Feige about playing Professor X in the MCU. Dude sounds like he’s moved on though, and I get it.

Patrick Stewart as Professor X is about as flawless a casting as can be. That said, I get the actor feeling like Logan was the perfect bow on his portrayal of the character. However, fuck, we can dream! And, I mean. I’m sure he thought he was done with Picard at one point, too.

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Streaming tonight! Special time, 11pm EST.

An hour later tonight! Blame Bateman! Legitimately. Going to start 1BC on Dead Cells, and deeply stoked and terrified.

Weekend Open Bar: It’s a blue world without you

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It’s a blue world without you, my friends. The fellows of Space-Ship Omega. What’s a world without friends, compatriots, and fellow mudders through the malaise of Existence. Fuck, do I enjoy hanging out with you all. And, I hope you’ll spend the weekend with me! Here at the Open Bar!

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Oscar Isaac producing and starring in Brian K. Vaughan adaptation ‘The Great Machine’ and this fucking rules!

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Put this directly into my fucking brain, friends. Oscar Isaac is producing and starring in an adaptation of BKV‘s Ex Machina titled The Great Machine.

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Quentin Tarantino writing and directing five episodes of ‘Bounty Law’ which is the show from ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’

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Quentin Tarantino is returning to the well with Jake Cahill, folks. Dude is going to be writing and directing a five-episode spin-off from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. The show will be five episodes of the one introduced within the movie, Bounty Law.

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Jon Favreau has posted a photo of George Lucas meeting Baby Yoda and its too pure for this world.

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Jon Favreau has posted a picture of George Lucas with Baby Yoda. That’s it, that’s the whole article. I would call this article clickbait, but guys, we don’t make any fucking money here. It’s just me sharing a picture I find genuinely heartwarming, in my older, softer state. God bless Baby Yoda, god bless The Mandalorian, god bless Star Wars.

After the jump ’cause honestly a bit shaky. C’mon, Favreau.

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Lucasfilm wants Taika Waititi for new ‘Star Wars’ movie. BRO, don’t even kid about this, I need it

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I fucking hate this development. ‘Cause man, oh man, would a Star Wars movie by Taika Waititi rule. Which, of course, means it won’t come to fruition.

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Scientists find evidence of second planet orbiting the star closest to the sun, Proxima Centauri. Wild, wild times.

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Scientists have made a discovery, friends! They’re always up to that fucking shit. This particular discovery? That of a second exoplanet orbiting Proxima Centauri, the star closest to our own.

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‘Mindhunter’ cast has been released from contracts. It ain’t cancelled officially. But still, god dammit.

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The cast of Mindhunter has been released from their contracts, because Fincher is currently busy as fuck. I hate this trade, Fincher movies and shit for no more Mindhunter. Take it back.

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