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‘Star Wars’ open-world game coming from Ubisoft and ‘The Division’ developers. Man, let’s fucking go!

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Star Wars video game news continues to bubble up, my friends! The latest? An open-world game coming from the developers of The Division franchise. As a fan of those games, this all quality news to me, so long as this motherfucker is primarily a single-player based experience.

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‘Sacrifice’ Trailer: Barbara Crampton helps summon the “Slumbering One” in Lovecraftian horror flick

Yo! This trailer for Sacrifice got two of my goddamn favorite things thrown together into a glorious stew. First we got Cthulhuian mythos! Second we got Barbara Crampton. Put ’em together and you got a horror movie I’m deeply torqued to watch.

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Bethesda has revealed ‘Indiana Jones’ game being developed by ‘Wolfenstein’ crew. This is so fucking radical.

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Hey! Do you need more of a reason to hop on the Microsoft train? Bethesda has announced an Indiana Jones game, and it’s being helmed by the team behind Wolfenstein. I mean, mamma fucking mia! Bethesda (ostensibly) going Microsoft exclusive was already fantastic for the company’s line-up of games. But this absolutely fucking accelerates the situation.

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NASA has detected an FM Radio Signal coming from Jupiter’s moon Ganymede. Claim it’s “natural signal” yeah okay!

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That’s right, motherfuckers. NASA has announced they’ve detected an FM radio signal coming from Ganymede. The eggheads claim it’s a “natural signal” but don’t be a rube. This is how the good shit starts. Monoliths and shit. Let’s go.

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Kevin Feige confirms ‘Deadpool 3’ will be in the MCU and Rated R. The dorks can breathe now.

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Kevin Feige has come out and assuaged the fears of Deadpool nerds. The dude himself has confirmed Deadpool 3 will both be in the MCU and maintain the franchise’s Rated R status. Good, good. Now, let’s just hope the Bob’s Burgers writers can pen a script closer in quality to the first flick than its sequel.

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Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere

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How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?

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Kevin Feige’s ‘Star Wars’ movie is going to be written by ‘Doctor Strange 2’ and ‘Loki’ writer. Oh yeah, that movie!

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Man! Remember eons ago, when it felt as though Kevin Feige’s Star Wars flick was the one beacon of hope for the franchise. My word, has fucking shit turned around! However, I’m still fucking stoked for the movie, now that I have been reminded it exists. Reminded by what, you ask? The news that Feige’s Star Wars movie will be written by the Doctor Strange 2 and Loki writer. Hey! Nice!

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Emergency COVID Stimulus may reveal UFO Documents! Finally some Governmental Fat that I can fuck with!

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If you even remotely pay attention, you know all sort of bullshit is shoved into bills. Even emergency bills, like the latest COVID relief. That said, holy shit! The aforementioned relief bill requires the Pentagon to release documents about its UFO task force in the next six months. Fucking hell! I can no longer say I’ve always opposed governmental fat. After all, this is some balls-tingling pork. Release the documents! Hail the Greys!

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Michael Keaton is going to be the DCEU’s Main Batman going forward. Time is an awesomely flat circle.

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Goddamn! Michael Keaton is going to be the primary Batman of the DCEU. Not Robert Pattinson, not Ben Affleck. The motherfucking OG himself. This news has me both surprised and positively torqued.

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‘Nier: Automata’ final secret is found after nearly four years. A cheat code to skip…the entire fucking game.

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Nier: Automata‘s final secret has been found, friends! Its discovery comes nearly four years after the fucker dropped, and it’s a doozy. It lets you skip the entire game. No, fucking really.

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