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‘Halo’ TV series casts rad actor Pablo Schreiber as Master Chief

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Pablo Schreiber is dope as fuck in American Gods. That much is certain. Will he be rad as Master Chief? Time will tell. If it ain’t, though, I don’t think it’s going to be his fault.

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‘Child’s Play’ Trailer: Hear Mark Hamill’s first take on the evil ass doll

Want to hear Mark Hamill’s first take on Chucky? Well, you’re in the right place my friends.

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Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie has cast ‘Train to Busan’ star Ma Dong-seok. Not familiar, but I trust em

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Marvel seldom fucks up casting choices. So, even though I don’t know Ma Dong-seok, I assume it’s a good call. Fuck my nose if it doesn’t work out, okay?

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‘Suicide Squad 2’ has cast John Cena. I can’t see this not working out! Get it?

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The squad for Suicide Squad 2 continues to impress. I mean, John fucking Cena? Sign me up. Dude proved in Bumblebee he can play a very convincing blowhard (I mean this positively) with a square jaw, and the ability to crack jokes.

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Researchers have created first ever 3D-printed heart. The future is fucking wild, dudes.

Researchers have created a 3D-printed heart, my friends. Like, with blood vessels and shit. The future is absolutely wild. And while the heart they printed is about the size of a rabbit’s heart, it portends well for future development.

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‘Knights of the Old Republic’ project (obviously) in works, confirms Kathleen Kennedy

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Last week, a rumor dropped that the creators of Game of Thrones‘ movie would take place in the Old Republic. Whelp, now Kathleen Kennedy has confirmed something related to Knights of the Old Republic is happening. Not much of a surprise there, since it’s a fucking beloved time period. As well, a good amount of people are burnt out on the Skywalker Saga.

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The nearest star to us, Proxima Centauri, may have a second exoplanet. Spill your secrets, cosmos!

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Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to us. And we’ve known for a while that it had an exoplanet. However, scientists now believe the motherfucker may have a second exoplanet orbiting it. Keep Reading »

Apple is spending a billion dollars on its gaming service. This seems both a colossal amount of money, and reasonable, I guess?

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Apple! They’ve got more money than I got sexual fetishes! So, is it surprising that they’re spending a billion on their gaming service? Nah, not really. At the same time though, that’s a lot of fucking money.

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Monday Morning Commute: We’re In The Endgame(s) Now

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We’re in the endgames now, my friends. With the crushing realization that the MCU As We Know It has about ten days left (less if you’ve seen the leaks), I’m beginning to descend into melancholic nostalgia. However, it isn’t just the MCU that’s wrapping things up. Nope! Johnny Wick‘s third and seemingly final adventure is right around the corner, and Game of Thrones‘ final season began on Sunday.

All three of those are reason for me to pause and mourn, but it ain’t all bad news. You see, I’m also staring at less than a month left in the semester. Won’t catch me crying over its demise, though. No way! No how!

Anyways, how the fuck are you? This is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we gather to share what we’re enjoying on a given week. As well, we babble about what’s dropping over the course of the next seven days that has us hype.

I’ll go first!

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Capcom Home Arcade is a plug-and-play arcade stick with sixteen classic Capcom games

Capcom looking to get into that mini-console market, motherfuckers!

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