Taika Waititi is working on a “secret movie” apparently about soccer before ‘Thor’ and we are truly blessed, motherfuckers!
Taika Waititi! Fucking icon, bro. Fucking glorious, bro. And, the dude doesn’t seem to be slowing down. Not only does he have Jojo Rabbit dropping this year, but he’s got the next Thor lined-up! But wait, there’s more! Dude has a secret movie he’s working on prior to returning to the Odinson. If you believe the tea leaves? The movie is about the American Samoa national soccer team. Only this dude could get me to give a fuck about such a subject.
‘The Lighthouse’ Trailer: The director of ‘The Witch’ brings his haunting touch to a remote island (in my homeland)!
Man, I’m ready for anything from the director of The Witch. But, a hauntingly atmospheric movie shot at the lighthouse I visited countless times as a kid? In my motherland of Nova Scotia? Doubly stoked.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ becomes highest-grossing movie of all time as Disney defeats Disney to stick it to Disney
I am deeply disturbed by how many fucking nerds cared about one enormous popcorn flick overtaking another enormous popcorn flick for highest grossing movie of all time. Especially since they’re both owned by one enormous corporation.
‘Black Widow’ is arriving May 1, 2020 and features Florence Pugh, David Harbour, and Rachel Weisz among cast
We all knew Black Widow was probably the next MCU flick! But, last night it was confirmed! Got a pretty sick cast, too. As well, I’m especially stoked, since it seems like they’re setting up Florence Pugh to take the mantle.
Laurie Strode and Michael Meyers are returning for ‘Halloween Kills’ and ‘Halloween Ends’ to “conclude” the franchise. LOL, k!
Two more Halloween movies have been announced, friends. Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends. And if you believe the news, these movies will conclude the franchise. Like, give me a fucking break.
Neil Gaiman’s ‘Sandman’ getting TV adaptation at Netflix. Don’t get too horny, David Goyer is involved
David Goyer is, you know, a kiss of fucking death to me. But, hey! This news is cool if you can look past him.
Man, I was already stoked for the new Ghostbusters movie. And that was before it added mofuckin’ Paul Rudd.
Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.