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Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah

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I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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‘Hobbs and Shaw’ Trailer: An Odd Couple Capable Of Kicking Tremendous Ass

I actually stopped this trailer, because I thought it was showing too much of David Leitch’s patented fantastic ass-kicking scenes (John Wick, Atomic Blonde). I don’t need to see anymore! I don’t need anymore spoiled. I’m ready for this movie.

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‘Child’s Play’ Trailer: Hear Mark Hamill’s first take on the evil ass doll

Want to hear Mark Hamill’s first take on Chucky? Well, you’re in the right place my friends.

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James Gunn removes Deadshot from ‘Suicide Squad 2’ and Idris Elba will play a new character instead. Good! Good.

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James Gunn has decided that Deadshot ain’t coming back for Suicide Squad 2. And Idris Elba, who had been tagged to replace Will Smith as the character, will instead play a new character. I say fucking amen.

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‘The Joker’ Trailer: Joaquin Phoenix is gloriously haunting

Man, this Joker trailer is fucking u-n-c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-le. And, I fucking love it.

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‘The Dead Don’t Die’ Trailer: Jim Jarmusch’s Zombie Movie Has An Insane Cast, Looks Wonderful

Jim Jarmusch is doing a zombie movie? What the fuck? That said, yeah, dude. This looks great.

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Official poster for Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘The Joker’ has dropped, along with trailer announcement. It’s coming tomorrow, friends!

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I’m all about this, friends.

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The Live-Action ‘Akira’ is moving forward with Taika Waititi fucking directing. Now you got my attention!

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My word. How do you get me to give a shit about, nay, dare I say it, have faith in a live-action Akira? You get Taika Waitit to direct the movie.

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‘Child’s Play’ reboot adds Mark Hamill as the voice of Chucky

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The Child’s Play reboot has added some talent, friends of the franchise! It appears that none other than Luke Skywalker himself (a lazy reference, I know) will be voicing the doll. Pretty dope, given how fantastic Hamill is as a voice actor.

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‘A Quiet Place 2’ adds Cillian Murphy to its cast. Welcome to the wildly overrated franchise, friend!

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A Quiet Place, to me, was equal parts dumb-as-fuck and overrated. I mean, good god, that family was stupid. And good god, people were jizzing their pants over the movie. That said, it wasn’t bad. Just, my goodness, the hype. So, I’ll definitely see Cillian Murphy in A Quiet Place 2. But I ain’t exactly throbbing in anticipation.

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