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Monday Morning Commute: Once Upon A Time In Omega Level
Greetings, fellow travelers upon the Space-Ship Omega! It’s I, your depraved and debauched captain. Walking around, wearing only boxer briefs and a compromised smile! How are you? Me? I’m doing decent enough. Pausing for a moment, taking a good goddamn breath. It’s hard to believe July is almost over. But, it’s also not that hard. My word, what a fucking busy month. Went to a funeral, taught two classes, went to Denver, ate too much. However, I’m done! Done teaching, at least until September.
Thus, I’m stoked to spend this time reconnecting with you all. Here on the blog! Hopefully this weekend, on Twitch!
What are you up to this week? Playing anything? Watching anything? What measures are you taking to stay cool, as the Earth melts and hope evaporates? I wanna know!
I’ll go first.
‘Blade Runner’ star Rutger Hauer has passed away at the age of 75. Major bummer.
Rutger Hauer, most prominently known for his role as Roy Batty in Blade Runner, has passed away. I want to say his moments won’t be lost like tears in the rain, but. They shall. And that’s okay. Rest now, my friend.
Janelle Monáe starring in ‘Homecoming’ season 2, but what about Esmail directing again, yo, what about him?!
I’m stoked that Janelle Monáe is going to be starring in Homecoming‘s season 2. However, any word on Sam Esmail? Dude directed the entire first season, and absolutely crushed it.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ becomes highest-grossing movie of all time as Disney defeats Disney to stick it to Disney
I am deeply disturbed by how many fucking nerds cared about one enormous popcorn flick overtaking another enormous popcorn flick for highest grossing movie of all time. Especially since they’re both owned by one enormous corporation.
NASA’s exoplanet hunting TESS telescope captures mysterious supernova, going above and beyond its job
NASA’s TESS has spotted a mysterious supernova, friends! Said supernova left behind hydrogen, which, apparently, ain’t supposed to be found in a white dwarf.
‘Black Widow’ is arriving May 1, 2020 and features Florence Pugh, David Harbour, and Rachel Weisz among cast
We all knew Black Widow was probably the next MCU flick! But, last night it was confirmed! Got a pretty sick cast, too. As well, I’m especially stoked, since it seems like they’re setting up Florence Pugh to take the mantle.
‘Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings’ coming February 12, 2021. Will introduce the real Mandarin to the MCU, dudes!
Shang-Chi & the Legend of the Ten Rings! February, 2021! Man, I can’t keep up with all the Marvel news tonight. In fact, I’m sorry for the deluge. But man do I ever have such a fucking stiffy for all this.
‘Blade’ is being rebooted with Mahershala Ali. What an insane fucking time to be a Marvel stan, friends!
Like, what the fuck? Mahershala Ali is Blade?! Today, the Elder Ones truly smile upon us Marvel stans.
‘Doctor Strange 2’ is titled ‘Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness’ and is arriving November, 2020
Scott Derrickson and Doctor Strange are ushering us into the Multiverse, friends. And if you believe the director, it’s going to be the first scary MCU film. Hey, I can fuck with it.
