#November2019
Monday Morning Commute: Booty Hunting Is A Complicated Profession
It ’tis I, the booty hunter! You know me! The man who can stare at gifs of butts on Tumblr for hours, but is always late with Monday Morning Commute. Listen! Listen. Booty hunting is a complicated profession. But more than that, it is gloriously passive. Way easier to watch ’em giggle than to pen something. Even slop! Even slop such as this, I know.
But! The booty hunter has arrived, and I’ve got with me my weekly satchel of sacred distractions that are getting me through the week. And oh, fuck, do I hate the weeks lately. Dark as fuck. Cold as fuck. I want to bury myself in blankets and caloric excess and wait for Spring. But, I can’t yield just yet. I mean, we got a significant amount of fucking months to go, and I can’t throw in the towel.
So this here is Monday Morning Commute! And the forthcoming are what I’m enjoying or looking forward to this week! I hope you’ll share your own satchel of sacred distractions in the comments section!
I must admit, I’m going to be quick! Dinner is on the way, and The Mandalorian awaits me. If I can punch this out prior to Mr. Door Dash arriving, I’ll be ecstatic.
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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Bounty Hunting Is A Complicated Profession, But Fuck It Looks Cool
Man. Another trailer for The Mandalorian. Another wet spot in my fucking undies. Straight-up, this show looks so fucking good.
‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Goddamn, there is a surplus of coolness here!
Fucking Hell, dudes. If this trailer for The Mandalorian is any indication, Jon Favreau has fucking crushed it.
‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!
We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 currently being written by Jon Favreau. Now, uh, give us the first season!
Jon Favreau ain’t sitting around, folks. Dude is already writing The Mandalorian season 2. And, judging from the sizzle reel of the first season that leaked, this is very good news.
‘The Mandalorian’ is getting a second season with Jon Favreau returning as showrunner. Probably!
From what I’ve seen courtesy of a bootlegged teaser and sizzle reel, The Mandalorian is fucking rad. So gimme a hell yeah to renewing it and bringing back Favreau.
‘The Mandalorian’ gets a sexy ass official logo as my hype reaches critical levels
Everything I’ve seen from The Mandalorian (including leaked footage of yesterday’s teaser scenes, shh) has me torqued for this show. Case in point: the official logo.
Disney has revealed all the details about its streaming service. It drops November 12 and will cost $7. Plus! Marvel and Star Wars reveals!
Disney dropped an entire fucking fuckload of Disney+ news tonight. The company revealed its Star Wars and Marvel Studios shows, announced a price, and also dropped its release date. Come, come children, after the jump you will find it all.
First Look: The Speeder Bike from ‘The Mandalorian’ got that old time feels
Well! The Mandalorian is going to feature a speeder bike! Not much to go off of, but it continues my excitement for this show. Hit the jump to check it out!
Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz
The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.
