Man! It was rumored, and now it’s official. Taika Waititi is directing a new Star Wars movie. This is so fucking good, my dudes.
Man, this isn’t a headline I would have expected. There’s a Star Wars TV series coming from Leslye Headland, the co-creator of Russian Doll. What a fucking find, talent-wise.
The Mandalorian Season 2 ain’t dropped yet! But, that hasn’t dropped Disney from beginning work on a season 3! It makes all the sense in the world, given the fact that The Mandalorian has managed to unify all the disparate parts of Star Wars fandom for the first time in a hot minute.
Disney is celebrating ‘Star Wars Day’ by dropping ‘The Mandalorian’ documentary series. Oh fuck yeah!
Friends, Disney is dropping a documentary series about The Mandalorian on Star Wars Day. You know, I typically think Star Wars Day is lame as fuck. An excuse for dudes who wear airbrushed Star Wars t-shirts to go “dur, dur, May the Fourth Be With You!” and shit. But now this year? I’m actually excited.
Rosario Dawson is playing motherfucking Ahsoka Tano in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2. Please, society, don’t collapse!
Man, I’m really hoping we can pull through this pandemic. Selfishly, just for pop culture reasons. I mean, Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian Season 2? Fuck to the yes. As well, I know it feels sort of silly to get excited about pop culture news these days. But, it may be the necessary distraction, and the light at the end of the tunnel to keep us all sane.
‘Watchmen’ showrunner Damon Lindelof wants to do something in ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel universes. Bro, let’s fucking go!
Damon Lindelof, the central brain behind HBO’s Watchmen, wants to play in the Star Wars and Marvel universes. And given how fucking fully Watchmen rocked, I absolutely need this to happen.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is dropping this October. Eight months until more gunslinging with The Child!
We got a release date, baby! The Mandalorian is returning this October. And deeply I’m ready for more of this show, my dudes. Especially since it was such a perfect antidote to the fully-loaded diaper that was Rise of the Skywalker.
Rumor: The ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ video game remake is totally still happening. Sure, sure.
We’ve been hearing about a Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic video game remake forever. For-ev-er. And, once again, the rumor winds bring news of it happening.
That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.
Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.
Jon Favreau has posted a picture of George Lucas with Baby Yoda. That’s it, that’s the whole article. I would call this article clickbait, but guys, we don’t make any fucking money here. It’s just me sharing a picture I find genuinely heartwarming, in my older, softer state. God bless Baby Yoda, god bless The Mandalorian, god bless Star Wars.
After the jump ’cause honestly a bit shaky. C’mon, Favreau.