#April2019

‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer: So many people returning, including the Emperor?

Man, I don’t really know what’s going on in this trailer. But, it looks like the Whole Squad is reunited and having fun (one last time). I’m ready for The Rise of Skywalker.

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Leaked: ‘Star Wars: The Fallen Order’ poster! C’mon, Respawn. Rock our tits!

The Star Wars games, since Disney gave EA the license, have landed somewhere between “eh” and “ass” for most people. That said, I think Respawn is the company that shall reverse the license’s fortunes.

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First Look: The Speeder Bike from ‘The Mandalorian’ got that old time feels

star wars the mandalorian speeder bike

Well! The Mandalorian is going to feature a speeder bike! Not much to go off of, but it continues my excitement for this show. Hit the jump to check it out!

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Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz

taika waititi ig88 the mandalorian

The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.

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Obviously: Obi-Wan Kenobi series in development for Disney+! Just give us more fucking Kenobi already

obi-wan kenobi tv series

Where there are tales of Star Wars spin-off, there are murmurings of Obi-Wan Kenobi. So, it makes sense that these murmurings have shown-up in regards to Disney’s streaming service.

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Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in

star wars disney spin off poe finn

Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.

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‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes

episode ix wraps shooting photo

Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.

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Maybe: The ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ title has leaked. Let the speculation begin!

star wars balance of the force episode ix

Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.

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EA has canceled its open-world ‘Star Wars’ game again as it learns absolutely fucking nothing

ea open world star wars game canceled

EA has canceled its open-world Star Wars game, again. My goodness, my gracious. The company looked at the early-in-development title and thought to itself, “we need Star Wars movie sooner than this can yield it” and, yup, dead. EA’s handling of the Star Wars license has been a fucking travesty up until this point, and well. Why change now? Keep churning out half-baked multiplayer titles and deny the public the open-world single-player experience its clamoring for.

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‘Episode IX’ takes place one-year after ‘The Last Jedi’, as confirmed by John Boyega

episode ix one year after last jedi

Episode IX will take place one year after The Last Jedi. It’ll be released two years after The Last Jedi. And, I’m imagining, it’ll be years too early for those still smarting over the divisive flick. Me? I can’t fucking wait.

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