#April2019

‘Knights of the Old Republic’ project (obviously) in works, confirms Kathleen Kennedy

knight of the old republic in development

Last week, a rumor dropped that the creators of Game of Thrones‘ movie would take place in the Old Republic. Whelp, now Kathleen Kennedy has confirmed something related to Knights of the Old Republic is happening. Not much of a surprise there, since it’s a fucking beloved time period. As well, a good amount of people are burnt out on the Skywalker Saga.

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‘The Mandalorian’ gets a sexy ass official logo as my hype reaches critical levels

the mandalorian title logo

Everything I’ve seen from The Mandalorian (including leaked footage of yesterday’s teaser scenes, shh) has me torqued for this show. Case in point: the official logo.

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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer: So many people returning, including the Emperor?

Man, I don’t really know what’s going on in this trailer. But, it looks like the Whole Squad is reunited and having fun (one last time). I’m ready for The Rise of Skywalker.

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Leaked: ‘Star Wars: The Fallen Order’ poster! C’mon, Respawn. Rock our tits!

The Star Wars games, since Disney gave EA the license, have landed somewhere between “eh” and “ass” for most people. That said, I think Respawn is the company that shall reverse the license’s fortunes.

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First Look: The Speeder Bike from ‘The Mandalorian’ got that old time feels

star wars the mandalorian speeder bike

Well! The Mandalorian is going to feature a speeder bike! Not much to go off of, but it continues my excitement for this show. Hit the jump to check it out!

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Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz

taika waititi ig88 the mandalorian

The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.

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Obviously: Obi-Wan Kenobi series in development for Disney+! Just give us more fucking Kenobi already

obi-wan kenobi tv series

Where there are tales of Star Wars spin-off, there are murmurings of Obi-Wan Kenobi. So, it makes sense that these murmurings have shown-up in regards to Disney’s streaming service.

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Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in

star wars disney spin off poe finn

Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.

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‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes

episode ix wraps shooting photo

Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.

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Maybe: The ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ title has leaked. Let the speculation begin!

star wars balance of the force episode ix

Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.

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