‘Star Wars’ open-world game coming from Ubisoft and ‘The Division’ developers. Man, let’s fucking go!
Star Wars video game news continues to bubble up, my friends! The latest? An open-world game coming from the developers of The Division franchise. As a fan of those games, this all quality news to me, so long as this motherfucker is primarily a single-player based experience.
Kevin Feige’s ‘Star Wars’ movie is going to be written by ‘Doctor Strange 2’ and ‘Loki’ writer. Oh yeah, that movie!
Man! Remember eons ago, when it felt as though Kevin Feige’s Star Wars flick was the one beacon of hope for the franchise. My word, has fucking shit turned around! However, I’m still fucking stoked for the movie, now that I have been reminded it exists. Reminded by what, you ask? The news that Feige’s Star Wars movie will be written by the Doctor Strange 2 and Loki writer. Hey! Nice!
Listen, I ain’t fucking posting individually about each and every Star Wars series announced yesterday. That would be fucking impossible. However, I will say that I’m fucking stoked for all of them. But, if I had to choose? I’m losing my shit over Hayden Christensen returning for Obi-Wan, Donald Glover doing a Lando series, and motherfucking Ahsoka.
How about you folks? What are you most torqued for?
David Prowse has sloughed the mortal coil, as 2020 continues to swing its scythe. The legend behind Darth Vader has died at the age of 85. Most bogus.
Leslye Headland’s female-led ‘Star Wars’ series is a “martial arts thriller” and sign me the fuck up!
I say, fuck yes! We got Leslye Headland’s Star Wars series going martial arts thriller? After suffering under mediocre movies, it seems like the franchise is absolutely going to plump my balls on Disney Plus.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ series is only going to be one standalone season. Fuck yeah, keep it tight and focused!
I love it tight! I love it focused! Thus, I obviously love the news that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series is only going to run one standalone season. At least, as it stands.
‘Star Wars: The Bad Batch’ is new TV series spinning out of ‘The Clone Wars’ and I imagine people are torqued!
I haven’t watched The Clone Wars. That said, I believe those who say it is good. So I’m pretty sure those same people are stoked about the news of The Bad Batch series on the way. Filoni executive producing, too!
EA is finally giving all of us dirty bastards what we’ve been clamoring for. Yup, they’re giving us a first-person dogfighting game!
EA officially announces ‘Star Wars: Squadrons’ after leak. Pray to the Maker this is an ‘X-Wing’ type game. Pray!
Man. Can you imagine if Star Wars: Squadrons is actually an X-Wing type game? Would be fucking incredible. And, I don’t think it’s too outlandish a thought. I mean, the community is so vocal about their love for that franchise.
Man! It was rumored, and now it’s official. Taika Waititi is directing a new Star Wars movie. This is so fucking good, my dudes.