‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes
The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.
Man. Another trailer for The Mandalorian. Another wet spot in my fucking undies. Straight-up, this show looks so fucking good.
Oh fuck! It’s really ending, eh? I dig this final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. And, that’s despite it giving us pretty much no plot. Like, what the fuck is happening? I need to know! Which, I suppose, is the point of a trailer.
‘The Rise of Skywalker’ is going to feature the return of Wedge Antilles. Played by original actor. Oh, fuck yes!
Listen, if the Skywalker Saga is coming to an end, it’s fucking appropriate that we get all them classic characters back. I mean, we knew Lando was returning. But, now we know Wedge is returning. Oh fuck yes.
Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series adds Deborah Chow as its director, ‘Drive’ writer penning scripts. Fucking stacked with talent!
Jesus Fuck, is Disney adding talent to its Obi-Wan series. It’s tapped the director from shows like Better Call Saul, American Gods, and Mr. Robot to helm the entire thing. And, its brought in the writer behind Drive. Like, let’s fucking go!
The more time passes, the more it becomes pretty fucking obvious Darth Vader sucked at cleansing the Jedi. The latest proof? Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t give a shit. But man, that asthmatic fuck really didn’t bring it.
I postulated, a way back, that the way to get angry nerds back into the Star Wars fold was to bring in the Russo brothers. Well? Kevin Feige ain’t the Russo Brothers, but he is the architect of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Dude shits, at worst, enjoyably forgettable movies. So, this is extremely good news to me, my friends.
Let the speculation, excitement, and grousing begin! It’s the latest trailer for a Star Wars property? Me? C’mon. I’m the local Star Wars mark. Can’t wait.
‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!
We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.
Last month it was reported that those chucklefucks that buried Game of Thrones are working on a Knights of the Old Republic movie. And now? While it may not (or may be!) them, there definitely is a KOTOR movie happening.