Report: Disney planning several more ‘Star Wars’ spin-off series for their streaming service and I’m all in
Let’s milk these tits quickly: Disney is planning more Star Wars spin-off series for their streaming service. They’ll include Finn and Poe from the current trilogy, and Qi’Ra and Lando from Solo. And, lest you have any doubt, I fuck with all of this.
‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes
Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.
Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.
EA has canceled its open-world Star Wars game, again. My goodness, my gracious. The company looked at the early-in-development title and thought to itself, “we need Star Wars movie sooner than this can yield it” and, yup, dead. EA’s handling of the Star Wars license has been a fucking travesty up until this point, and well. Why change now? Keep churning out half-baked multiplayer titles and deny the public the open-world single-player experience its clamoring for.
Episode IX will take place one year after The Last Jedi. It’ll be released two years after The Last Jedi. And, I’m imagining, it’ll be years too early for those still smarting over the divisive flick. Me? I can’t fucking wait.
Lucasfilm has revealed the official cast of The Mandalorian, and well. It’s absolutely fucking stacked. I can’t wait for this series.
Man, Disney ain’t fucking around with their streaming service. Not only are there huge properties being developed, but the talent starring and directing said properties are considerable as well. The latest proof? Fucking Game of Thrones star Pedro Pascal is going to be the lead in The Mandalorian.
Disney’s streaming service getting ‘Rogue One’ prequel series starring Diego Luna. I’m actually stoked by this
Well then! While I didn’t really enjoy Rogue One, I did enjoy Diego Luna’s portrayal of Not Han Solo. Therefore, I’m pretty fucking jazzed at the idea of him starring in his own prequel series.
Yo, ‘Star Wars’ fans! The ‘Mandalorian’ first look and directors revealed. Including Taika Waititi, oh my goodness
Fucking Taika Waititi is directing an episode of The Mandalorian? Even my calloused, jaded ass cannot help but be excited now.
I know, I should have expected something derivative. I know, it could still be good. But, my goodness. Lucasfilm, please. Lucasfilm, I beg you. Please give us something fucking new.