#March2020

Rosario Dawson is playing motherfucking Ahsoka Tano in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2. Please, society, don’t collapse!

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Man, I’m really hoping we can pull through this pandemic. Selfishly, just for pop culture reasons. I mean, Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian Season 2? Fuck to the yes. As well, I know it feels sort of silly to get excited about pop culture news these days. But, it may be the necessary distraction, and the light at the end of the tunnel to keep us all sane.

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‘Watchmen’ showrunner Damon Lindelof wants to do something in ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel universes. Bro, let’s fucking go!

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Damon Lindelof, the central brain behind HBO’s Watchmen, wants to play in the Star Wars and Marvel universes. And given how fucking fully Watchmen rocked, I absolutely need this to happen.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 is dropping this October. Eight months until more gunslinging with The Child!

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We got a release date, baby! The Mandalorian is returning this October. And deeply I’m ready for more of this show, my dudes. Especially since it was such a perfect antidote to the fully-loaded diaper that was Rise of the Skywalker.

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Rumor: The ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ video game remake is totally still happening. Sure, sure.

We’ve been hearing about a Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic video game remake forever. For-ev-er. And, once again, the rumor winds bring news of it happening.

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That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.

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Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.

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Jon Favreau has posted a photo of George Lucas meeting Baby Yoda and its too pure for this world.

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Jon Favreau has posted a picture of George Lucas with Baby Yoda. That’s it, that’s the whole article. I would call this article clickbait, but guys, we don’t make any fucking money here. It’s just me sharing a picture I find genuinely heartwarming, in my older, softer state. God bless Baby Yoda, god bless The Mandalorian, god bless Star Wars.

After the jump ’cause honestly a bit shaky. C’mon, Favreau.

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Lucasfilm wants Taika Waititi for new ‘Star Wars’ movie. BRO, don’t even kid about this, I need it

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I fucking hate this development. ‘Cause man, oh man, would a Star Wars movie by Taika Waititi rule. Which, of course, means it won’t come to fruition.

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‘Game of Thrones’ creators no longer making ‘Star Wars’ trilogy which is good because they’re flat-out dumb asses, dudes

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The Game of Thrones chodes are no longer in charge of a Star Wars trilogy. This is good, because they’re ding dongs of the higher order. But, whose Star Wars movie is next? If Lucasfilm is smart, they’ll tap Kevin Feige’s movie. Dude has pop culture cache out the ass.

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‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Bounty Hunting Is A Complicated Profession, But Fuck It Looks Cool

Man. Another trailer for The Mandalorian. Another wet spot in my fucking undies. Straight-up, this show looks so fucking good.

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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Final Trailer: The Force will be with you, always!

Oh fuck! It’s really ending, eh? I dig this final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. And, that’s despite it giving us pretty much no plot. Like, what the fuck is happening? I need to know! Which, I suppose, is the point of a trailer.

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