#August2019

‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ D23 Trailer: Your Journey Nears Its End

Let the speculation, excitement, and grousing begin! It’s the latest trailer for a Star Wars property? Me? C’mon. I’m the local Star Wars mark. Can’t wait.

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‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!

the mandalorian official poster

We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.

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‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ movie is in development, confirms another report

knights of the old republic movie

Last month it was reported that those chucklefucks that buried Game of Thrones are working on a Knights of the Old Republic movie. And now? While it may not (or may be!) them, there definitely is a KOTOR movie happening.

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Three new ‘Star Wars movies will start dropping in 2022, arriving every other year. Letting the franchise breathe, god bless

star wars movies 2022

We got a new slate of Star Wars movies, my friends. And, the news is two-fold fantastic. First, the franchise is taking three years off. And second, the next three movies will be arriving every other year.

God bless them finally letting the franchise breathe.

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‘Knights of the Old Republic’ project (obviously) in works, confirms Kathleen Kennedy

knight of the old republic in development

Last week, a rumor dropped that the creators of Game of Thrones‘ movie would take place in the Old Republic. Whelp, now Kathleen Kennedy has confirmed something related to Knights of the Old Republic is happening. Not much of a surprise there, since it’s a fucking beloved time period. As well, a good amount of people are burnt out on the Skywalker Saga.

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‘The Mandalorian’ gets a sexy ass official logo as my hype reaches critical levels

the mandalorian title logo

Everything I’ve seen from The Mandalorian (including leaked footage of yesterday’s teaser scenes, shh) has me torqued for this show. Case in point: the official logo.

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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer: So many people returning, including the Emperor?

Man, I don’t really know what’s going on in this trailer. But, it looks like the Whole Squad is reunited and having fun (one last time). I’m ready for The Rise of Skywalker.

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Leaked: ‘Star Wars: The Fallen Order’ poster! C’mon, Respawn. Rock our tits!

The Star Wars games, since Disney gave EA the license, have landed somewhere between “eh” and “ass” for most people. That said, I think Respawn is the company that shall reverse the license’s fortunes.

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First Look: The Speeder Bike from ‘The Mandalorian’ got that old time feels

star wars the mandalorian speeder bike

Well! The Mandalorian is going to feature a speeder bike! Not much to go off of, but it continues my excitement for this show. Hit the jump to check it out!

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Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz

taika waititi ig88 the mandalorian

The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.

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