#March2019

Marvel’s ‘Shang-Chi’ movie to be directed by Destin Daniel Cretton. Let’s get weird, let’s get fun, fellas!

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After Captain Marvel, I’m just straight-up done with Marvel’s “Paint By Numbers” origin story shit. So, part of me is pretty exhausted at the idea of a Shang-Chi origin movie. However, at the same time, it could be an opportunity for the MCU to get a bit weird. It’s been eleven years, it’s been fifty-nine movies. Let’s cut loose.

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‘Daredevil’ and other Netflix Marvel shows COULD be revived according to the Head of Disney+

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As the fucking Marvel and Netflix World turns, right? The latest pivot in the case of the cancelled Marvel shows on Netflix? The head of Disney+ says reviving them is a possibility. Bro, don’t. Don’t fuck with our hearts like this, unless you serious.

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Loki, Scarlet Witch, and other Marvel heroes getting TV series on Disney’s streaming service. I say, goddamn!

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Disney continues to make a serious fucking case for signing-up for their streaming service. Oh, you don’t fuck with their Star Wars show? Well, how about shows starring some of your favorite MCU staples?

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Disney officially, finally acquires Fox’s entertainment properties after Fox shareholders’s approval. All hail the fucking Monoculture!

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Well, you fucking nerds. You’ve, nah, we’ve gotten our wish. Disney is about to absorb all of Fox’s Marvel properties into its bulging, straining corpus.

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Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey after 13 long-ass years, thank goodness

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I don’t know why I’m excited about Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey. I don’t read Marvel comics, let alone X-Men titles. But, I have always had a soft spot for the bad ass, and I’m happy to see her finally returning. Again.

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Marvel joins Comixology’s Unlimited subscription service

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Marvel’s joined Comixology’s all-you-can-read Netflix-ass subscription service! Does this do anything for you?

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‘Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite’ is dropping September 19

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We’ve got a date for the next Marvel vs. Capcom jam, folks. September 19.

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Marvel says “no big events” for 18 months after ‘Secret Empire’

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This, this is actually enticing to me. I don’t read Marvel on the active anymore, fatigued from the perpetual #1 issues, reboots, and events. Fatigued! My nuts are wearied, existentially drained. Wearied! But, maybe Marvel can lure me back. Not dropping any SUPER MEGA EVENTS for a year-and-a-half is a good start.

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Marvel and DC both in talks with Aaron Sorkin about potential movie

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Both Marvel Studios and DC Films are in talks with the master of the walk-and-talk, Aaron Sorkin, about a potential movie. I’m down with this, since as I suffer capes-fatigue, odd, interesting talents like this will be necessary to keep me buzzing about these bombastic bullshit tentpoles.

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Marvel Bringing Back Original Wolverine, Bruce Banner, Jean Grey, And More With ‘Marvel Generations’

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Marvel is bringing back what can be quantifiably considered a “fucking shitload” of legacy characters, and will be pairing them with contemporary counterparts. Folks like Wolverine, Bruce Banner, Jean Grey, and more are returning. In what is just another confusing development in the Marvel comic book world for this old man.

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