#July2019

‘Blade’ is being rebooted with Mahershala Ali. What an insane fucking time to be a Marvel stan, friends!

blade reboot mahershala ali

Like, what the fuck? Mahershala Ali is Blade?! Today, the Elder Ones truly smile upon us Marvel stans.

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Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked

salma hayek the eternals

Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.

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Marvel has revealed MCU Phase 4 release dates for next 8 fucking movies. It’s plotted through 2022, folks!

marvel phase 4 release dates

Forget revealing when the first phase 4 movie is dropping, folks. That news I posted? Old fucking news. Now we know the next eight fucking release dates.

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Marvel’s first Phase 4 movie ain’t dropping until May 1, 2020. A damn long wait, but we can make it if we believe!

marvel phase 4 movie 2020

Amid the announcements of Star Wars and Avatar movies today, Disney revealed the date of the first Phase 4 movie. And, it ain’t until fucking 2020! The break between Far From Home and this Unannounced Movie is the longest break since 2012-2013.

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Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ has added Kumail Nanjiani. This cast is beginning to look interesting, no?

marvel eternals kumail nanjiani

First Angelina Jolie, and now Kumail Nanjiani? Marvel’s Eternals flick is shaping up to be an interesting cast. I mean, who knows how good the fucking movie will be, right? But between the wild ass source material and the emerging cast, I’m excited.

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Angelina Jolie in talks to join Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I mean, sure, why not?

angelina jolie marvel eternals

I don’t really have any opinion about this. Jolie is a good actress. As well, I’ve assumed that all talent in Hollywood will eventually be cast into a Marvel or DC movie.

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Marvel’s ‘Shang-Chi’ movie to be directed by Destin Daniel Cretton. Let’s get weird, let’s get fun, fellas!

marvel shang chi destin daniel cretton

After Captain Marvel, I’m just straight-up done with Marvel’s “Paint By Numbers” origin story shit. So, part of me is pretty exhausted at the idea of a Shang-Chi origin movie. However, at the same time, it could be an opportunity for the MCU to get a bit weird. It’s been eleven years, it’s been fifty-nine movies. Let’s cut loose.

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‘Daredevil’ and other Netflix Marvel shows COULD be revived according to the Head of Disney+

disney resurrect marvel netflix shows

As the fucking Marvel and Netflix World turns, right? The latest pivot in the case of the cancelled Marvel shows on Netflix? The head of Disney+ says reviving them is a possibility. Bro, don’t. Don’t fuck with our hearts like this, unless you serious.

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Loki, Scarlet Witch, and other Marvel heroes getting TV series on Disney’s streaming service. I say, goddamn!

loki scarlet witch disney streaming

Disney continues to make a serious fucking case for signing-up for their streaming service. Oh, you don’t fuck with their Star Wars show? Well, how about shows starring some of your favorite MCU staples?

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Disney officially, finally acquires Fox’s entertainment properties after Fox shareholders’s approval. All hail the fucking Monoculture!

fox approves disney merger

Well, you fucking nerds. You’ve, nah, we’ve gotten our wish. Disney is about to absorb all of Fox’s Marvel properties into its bulging, straining corpus.

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