Marvel has signed deal with Penguin Random House to handle their direct market comic distribution. Times are wild, dude!

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Remember last year when DC punted on Diamond Comics? And it was a big, honkin’ deal? Well, now Marvel has joined in the madness. The House of Ideas has signed an exclusive, multi-year contract with Penguin Random House to handle its direct market distribution. I am not a smart man, so I really don’t know the ramifications of this switch. Someone educate me.

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Here’s all the Marvel announcements from Thursday that also absolutely broke my balls

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Listen, just like the Star Wars announcements, ain’t fucking posting individually about each and every Marvel series on Thursday. That would also be completely fucking impossible. However, I will say that I’m fucking stoked for all of them. I’m a honk! A mark! But, if I had to choose? I’m losing my shit over Fantastic Four with Jon Watts, Hawkeye with Kate Bishop appearing, and Loki. My god, Loki looks awesome.

How about you? Take a look after the jump and let me know what you’re sweating the most.

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Kevin Feige is now Marvel’s Chief Creative Officer. Hail THA GAWD Feige!

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Kevin Feige! Dude has only overseen the most successful franchise of all time. So, what’s next for dude? To be promoted to Marvel’s Chief Creative Officer.

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‘Blade’ is being rebooted with Mahershala Ali. What an insane fucking time to be a Marvel stan, friends!

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Like, what the fuck? Mahershala Ali is Blade?! Today, the Elder Ones truly smile upon us Marvel stans.

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Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked

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Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.

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Marvel has revealed MCU Phase 4 release dates for next 8 fucking movies. It’s plotted through 2022, folks!

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Forget revealing when the first phase 4 movie is dropping, folks. That news I posted? Old fucking news. Now we know the next eight fucking release dates.

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Marvel’s first Phase 4 movie ain’t dropping until May 1, 2020. A damn long wait, but we can make it if we believe!

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Amid the announcements of Star Wars and Avatar movies today, Disney revealed the date of the first Phase 4 movie. And, it ain’t until fucking 2020! The break between Far From Home and this Unannounced Movie is the longest break since 2012-2013.

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Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ has added Kumail Nanjiani. This cast is beginning to look interesting, no?

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First Angelina Jolie, and now Kumail Nanjiani? Marvel’s Eternals flick is shaping up to be an interesting cast. I mean, who knows how good the fucking movie will be, right? But between the wild ass source material and the emerging cast, I’m excited.

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Angelina Jolie in talks to join Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I mean, sure, why not?

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I don’t really have any opinion about this. Jolie is a good actress. As well, I’ve assumed that all talent in Hollywood will eventually be cast into a Marvel or DC movie.

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Marvel’s ‘Shang-Chi’ movie to be directed by Destin Daniel Cretton. Let’s get weird, let’s get fun, fellas!

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After Captain Marvel, I’m just straight-up done with Marvel’s “Paint By Numbers” origin story shit. So, part of me is pretty exhausted at the idea of a Shang-Chi origin movie. However, at the same time, it could be an opportunity for the MCU to get a bit weird. It’s been eleven years, it’s been fifty-nine movies. Let’s cut loose.

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