Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!
Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!
China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars, motherfuckers! As I always say: I know China is problematic as fuck. But if we’re only rooting for space missions tethered to non-problematic countries or companies, we’re never going to be rooting. So fuck yes. I’m stoked.
Man, one solar system is fucking acting out. The motherfucker in question, who goes by the name of TIC 168789840, has got six goddamn stars! Six. My word, dude. Calm down, stop flexing. Et cetera, et cetera.
As I often say around these parts, space is fucking nuts. Like, how do we comprehend this shit? A quasar with the mass of 1.6 billion suns! It’s beyond the understanding of our monkey minds. But, that’s why I love it so much.
Scientists detect strange-ass radio signal coming from closest star, Proxima Centauri! I want to fucking believe.
Listen, well know this radio signal coming from our closest star Proxima Centauri ain’t an alien signal. I mean…right? But, like, what if? Either way, this is a sweet fucking development.
Hey, no big whup! Don’t panic! Don’t tug at your pubes in existential worry and sublimity. We just got a case of a supermassive black hole missing, according to NASA.
China’s Chang’e-5 probe has begun its return to Earth! This is a dope development. However, even more dope is the motherfucker is bringing with it some rocks from La Luna! Here’s hoping duder returns intact.
Yup! Ain’t posted since Sunday, life been busy as fuck. That said, why not return with some gloriously astronomical content? China’s lunar lander Chang’e-5 has sent back colored photos from the fucking moon!
On one hand, it’s pretty fucking cool that scientists have detected an unexplained glow. In the dark of deep space. On the other hand, you know, please don’t fuck with it.