#December2019

Asteroid Bennu is exploding rocks out into space and astronomers don’t know why. The Cosmos continues to confound!

asteroid bennu

Asteroid Bennu more active than a motherfucker. Astronomers have spotted the asteroid exploding rockers out into space, and they’re stumped. Goddamn, the Cosmos is so damn interesting.

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Astronomers have spotted first Galaxy with three supermassive black holes. Write your own jokes, kthnx!

astronomers galaxy three supermassive black holes

For decades, Astronomy Wizards thought galaxy NGC 6240 contained two supermassive black holes. But, motherfuckers were off by one! That’s right, NGC 6240 got 33% more black holes than previously thought. Awesome.

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Confirmed: Jupiter’s moon Europa has water geysers. Fucking WATER GEYSERS, friends!

europa water geysers

Oh, hell yeah. Jupiter’s moon Europa? That motherfucker? It’s got actual water geysers. Confirmed. It had been suspected, but now we know. And, fuck, let’s get out there ASAP.

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Voyager 2 has sent back its first scientific date from interstellar space. Interstellar space data, people!

voyager 2 interstellar space data

Man, what a dichotomy we are as humans. On one hand, we’re warring over fuels, Imaginary People in the Sky, and greed. Real monkey shit. At the same time? We’re getting data back from beyond the solar system, courtesy of Voyager 2! Interstellar space data!

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NASA scientists say interstellar object contains alien water. I mean, how goddamn cool is this?

nasa interstellar object water

Apparently, NASA scientists have discovered that the second-ever interstellar comet contains alien water. Interstellar water! How fucking cool is this?

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Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center!

milky way center

Yo! Check out this image, which features the center of the Milky Way Galaxy! And, of course, it’s goddamn gorgeous.

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Astronomers discover 20 new moons around Saturn. Jupiter ain’t got shit on Saturn now!

saturn 20 moons

Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!

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Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. Beware the Elder Ones lurking beyond!

astronomers oldest galaxies

Fucking wild, dudes. Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. But, we must be careful! Whatever Elder Ones lurk there certainly are not friendly, and beyond comprehension.

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught gorgeous photo of Jupiter solar eclipse

juno jupiter io eclipse

Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.

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Space Swoon: Astronomers have taken a photo of mysterious interstellar object!

photo interstellar object

Fucking hell yeah! Astronomers have snapped a photo of that mysterious-as-fuck interstellar comet. And? It ain’t much, but it’s pretty rad. Especially when you put in perspective.

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