Asteroid Bennu is exploding rocks out into space and astronomers don’t know why. The Cosmos continues to confound!
Asteroid Bennu more active than a motherfucker. Astronomers have spotted the asteroid exploding rockers out into space, and they’re stumped. Goddamn, the Cosmos is so damn interesting.
Astronomers have spotted first Galaxy with three supermassive black holes. Write your own jokes, kthnx!
For decades, Astronomy Wizards thought galaxy NGC 6240 contained two supermassive black holes. But, motherfuckers were off by one! That’s right, NGC 6240 got 33% more black holes than previously thought. Awesome.
Oh, hell yeah. Jupiter’s moon Europa? That motherfucker? It’s got actual water geysers. Confirmed. It had been suspected, but now we know. And, fuck, let’s get out there ASAP.
Voyager 2 has sent back its first scientific date from interstellar space. Interstellar space data, people!
Man, what a dichotomy we are as humans. On one hand, we’re warring over fuels, Imaginary People in the Sky, and greed. Real monkey shit. At the same time? We’re getting data back from beyond the solar system, courtesy of Voyager 2! Interstellar space data!
Apparently, NASA scientists have discovered that the second-ever interstellar comet contains alien water. Interstellar water! How fucking cool is this?
Yo! Check out this image, which features the center of the Milky Way Galaxy! And, of course, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!
Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. Beware the Elder Ones lurking beyond!
Fucking wild, dudes. Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. But, we must be careful! Whatever Elder Ones lurk there certainly are not friendly, and beyond comprehension.
Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.
Fucking hell yeah! Astronomers have snapped a photo of that mysterious-as-fuck interstellar comet. And? It ain’t much, but it’s pretty rad. Especially when you put in perspective.