Space Swoon: NASA drops image of Venus that reveals nightglow on the planet’s edge. Well done, fellas!

image venus nightglow on planets edge

Ey! Yo! Take this glorious image of Venus and the nightglow on the planet’s edge to the dome! It’s a Tuesday! That fucking sucks! But you know what doesn’t suck? Space!

Hit the jump to check it out, and gleam some details!

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Space Swoon: Mars’ Jezero Crater is a potential site for the Rover to investigate!

nasa mars jezero crater

Hey, yo! Check out the fucking Jezero Crater, a potential site of investigation for the Mars Rover. You go, little bro. Investigate. Detect. You know, find signs of ancient life.

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NASA Perseverance Rover has landed safely on Mars. Here are the first images from the planet!

nasa safely ands perseverance rover

Fucking hell yeah, fellas! NASA has safely landed the Perseverance Rover on Mars! Now the fucking fun shit starts! Hit the jump for the details and first images!

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China’s rover has discovered “unusual” rock shard on the Moon. Aliens, we see you!

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Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!

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Hubble finds a concentration of small black holes. Write your own joke, kthnx!

Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!

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China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars. Hell yeah, fellas!

chinas tianwen-1 successfully entered mars orbit

China’s Tianwen-1 has successfully entered orbit around Mars, motherfuckers! As I always say: I know China is problematic as fuck. But if we’re only rooting for space missions tethered to non-problematic countries or companies, we’re never going to be rooting. So fuck yes. I’m stoked.

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Astronomers have discovered solar system with six stars. Yo, that’s just excessive.

astronomers solar system six stars

Man, one solar system is fucking acting out. The motherfucker in question, who goes by the name of TIC 168789840, has got six goddamn stars! Six. My word, dude. Calm down, stop flexing. Et cetera, et cetera.

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Most distant quasar discovered has the mass of 1.6 billion suns. Holy hell!

most distant quasar has mass of 1.6 billion suns

As I often say around these parts, space is fucking nuts. Like, how do we comprehend this shit? A quasar with the mass of 1.6 billion suns! It’s beyond the understanding of our monkey minds. But, that’s why I love it so much.

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Scientists detect strange-ass radio signal coming from closest star, Proxima Centauri! I want to fucking believe.

radio signal closest star proxima centauri

Listen, well know this radio signal coming from our closest star Proxima Centauri ain’t an alien signal. I mean…right? But, like, what if? Either way, this is a sweet fucking development.

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NASA says a supermassive black hole is missing! No cause for concern, folks!

nasa supermassive black hole missing

Hey, no big whup! Don’t panic! Don’t tug at your pubes in existential worry and sublimity. We just got a case of a supermassive black hole missing, according to NASA.

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