#May2021

Astronomers Capture a Star Being Stretched Out and Wrapped Around a Black Hole. Called “Spaghettification” Which Rules, Too.

For the first time ever, astronomers have caught a star being spaghettified by a black hole. Not fucking around, that’s the term! It’s used to describe when a star has wrapped its own dumb ass around a supermassive black hole.

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NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and has sent back its first photo. Red Planet is red, baby!

nasa mars helicopter online sent back photo

NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and ready to fucking rock, folks. Rock some photos of rocks and shit! Not only is the motherfucker operational, but it’s sent back its first photo! Now listen I agree the photo fucking sucks. But it’s just the goddamn first one!

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Huge chunk of Alien World may be buried in the Earth, according to a study. Fuck yeah to this study!

vast fragments of alien world buried within earth

A new study proposes that there is a huge fucking chunk of an alien world buried in the Earth. Is this true? Who fucking knows! Additionally, who fucking cares! Just the idea that this is bandied about is fucking rad to me.

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NASA has revealed its plans for first helicopter flight on Mars. A fucking helicopter flight on Mars!

Wait, hold the fuck on! NASA is planning a goddamn helicopter flight? On fucking Mars? My glistening nips, is this ever fucking cool. Today, the Space-Wizards revealed their plans for said flight, and goddamn let’s go fellas!

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Scientists have confirmed powerful antimatter particle crashed into Antarctica. This is how ‘The Thing’ starts, right?

scientists confirm powerful antimatter particle crashed antarctica

This is one of those awe-inspiring news stories that seems beyond my monkey brain. An antimatter particle slammed into Antarctica. Like, what the fuck? Don’t get me wrong, this is rad. It’s, uh, also how The Thing starts, or something. But rad none the less.

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Space Swoon: NASA drops image of Venus that reveals nightglow on the planet’s edge. Well done, fellas!

image venus nightglow on planets edge

Ey! Yo! Take this glorious image of Venus and the nightglow on the planet’s edge to the dome! It’s a Tuesday! That fucking sucks! But you know what doesn’t suck? Space!

Hit the jump to check it out, and gleam some details!

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Space Swoon: Mars’ Jezero Crater is a potential site for the Rover to investigate!

nasa mars jezero crater

Hey, yo! Check out the fucking Jezero Crater, a potential site of investigation for the Mars Rover. You go, little bro. Investigate. Detect. You know, find signs of ancient life.

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NASA Perseverance Rover has landed safely on Mars. Here are the first images from the planet!

nasa safely ands perseverance rover

Fucking hell yeah, fellas! NASA has safely landed the Perseverance Rover on Mars! Now the fucking fun shit starts! Hit the jump for the details and first images!

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China’s rover has discovered “unusual” rock shard on the Moon. Aliens, we see you!

china unusual shard the moon.jpeg

Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!

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Hubble finds a concentration of small black holes. Write your own joke, kthnx!

Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!

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