‘The Witcher 3’ director has joined ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ as design director. Is this good?
I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.
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Monday Morning Commute: Higher. Further. Faster.
Hey, fellow crew mates of the Space-Ship Omega! How the fuck are you? I know it’s been a minute since I punched out a Monday Morning Commute, but what do you want? I’ve been busy! I got mental health issues! It’s cold, and snowy, and miserable, and I just want to lay under my anxiety blanket until the worm turns on this shit-ass season.
But, this week I’ve pushed through!
Ripping opening the door to the Space-Ship’s common room and hollerin’ for ya’ll to join me in it! Come hang out, and let me know what you’re looking forward to this week! As well, inform me of the various tunes, toons, tits, and other sundries you’re currently enjoying!
Not sure how this works? Eh, I don’t believe you! However, like any good spinner of pedagogy, I’ll model the exercise first! Then, you join me in the comments.
China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!
China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.
‘Shazam!’ Trailer: Say The Name!
Aiight! I was worried about Shazam!, given how fucking long it took for the second trailer to drop. But, I’m at least temporarily assuaged. This shit looks wonderful.
‘Edge of Tomorrow’ sequel is finally happening. Seriously, it’s happening this time.
Edge of Tomorrow fucking rules, folks. And, there’s been murmurings about a sequel for a while now. Whelp, good news. It’s happening! No, fucking seriously!
Guillermo del Toro writing and directing secret movie ‘Zanbato’ for Bad Robot. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
Yo! Del Toro writing and directing a secret movie? About a female ninja? (Maybe.) For Bad Robot? I’m seventy shades of fucking hype.
‘Aquaman 2’ is dropping in 2022. Here’s hoping there are good DCU films to compare it to by then
I thought Aquaman was a fusillade of visual diarrhea and narrative incoherence. However, some people seemed to really enjoy it. The optimistic part of me really wants to believe it’s because there are almost no good DCU movies. But, hey. Whatever floats your boat. That said, I really hope by the time the sequel drops there are other DCU movies worth watching, and thus comparing it to.
‘The Dark Phoenix’ Trailer: Goddamn, thank goodness Marvel Studios is taking the X-Men back
Just…lol.
‘Bond 25’ to feature Rami Malek as the villain and I can dig it
I mean, just look at fucking Rami Malek. Dude oozes discomfort. More than happy to see him as the villain for Bond 25.
