Hideo Kojima teases ‘Death Stranding’ news coming on May 29. I still don’t believe this game is real.

Hideo Kojima has teased that there’s news about his “game” Death Stranding dropping May 29. Yeah, okay. Sure, dude. I’ll believe this shit is more than a collection of vanity vignettes with Kojima’s friends when we see actual gameplay. So, maybe tomorrow?
Jupiter’s Great Red Spot is “unraveling” cause nothing golden can stay, my dudes

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? That motherfucking storm on the planet that’s bigger than Earth? Yeah, it’s currently unraveling.
‘Dead Cells’ has sold over 2 million fucking copies, as it should, because it’s amazing!

Bateman and I have been playing Dead Cells for about, three months? Given, we play it once (or twice) a week, but still. Despite having beaten it multiple times, it’s just…just so fucking good. Therefore, I’m fucking torqued it’s a success. Well done, everyone.
Every Xbox One game will be playable on Microsoft’s streaming service, Project xCloud. Game streaming war is heating the fuck up!

Microsoft is going heavy into the game streaming service. We’ve known that for a bit. But, how deep? Apparently the company is going to be offering every single fucking XB1 title on it. I guess this isn’t surprising, right? Still though, kind of goddamn impressive.
Streaming tonight! Special night! Special time! Special guest!

Yo! So, we’re streaming tonight at a special time because of the big wrasslin’ event on Saturday! As well, we got a special guest. A good friend of ours who is an absolute destroyer of Dead Cells!
Join us! twitch.com/omegalevel!
Taika Waiti’s ‘Akira’ adaptation is dropping May, 2021. Holy shit, it’s happening, and I’m torqued

Taika Waititi is making Akira, folks. It was rumored, and now it’s confirmed with a release date. Anyone else? I’d be somewhere between skeptical and apathetic. But, Taika? Hell yes.
Next ‘Call of Duty’ is called ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’ in cheap effort to play the hits for fans

The next Call of Duty? The fourth Modern Warfare? Yeah, it’s called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Additionally, it’s a soft reboot of the original, in what’s totally not a cheap ploy to lure gamers back.
Sylvester Stallone wants to reboot ‘Cobra’ as a streaming series. I’m here for some dorky fascist mayhem, Jack Bauer ain’t got shit

Sly wants to reboot Cobra as a streaming series. And at this point, like why the fuck not? We revive everything these fucking days, and people sure seem to like rogue fascists punching perps in the face.
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ isn’t going to be playable at E3. So you go ahead and forget the fucking idea of getting it this year

Cyberpunk 2077. I don’t know if it’s going to be good. But, I know I’m worried that CD Projekt Red has so little of the game to show so far.
‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ movie is in development, confirms another report

Last month it was reported that those chucklefucks that buried Game of Thrones are working on a Knights of the Old Republic movie. And now? While it may not (or may be!) them, there definitely is a KOTOR movie happening.



