Google Stadia nearly doubles its amount of launch titles. Still, like, missing a lot of promised features.

Snarky headline aside, I think Google Stadia is playing the long game. Not really trying to come out and set the Earth on fire. However, the list of features and games at launch kept shrinking. And shrinking. Somebody must have noticed the public dismay. How do I know? The company nearly doubled the amount of titles that are going to be available at launch.
Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage in a movie about Nicolas Cage. Holy fucking meta, comrades!

I say this without irony: Nic Cage is one of the best actors working in Hollywood. Unfortunately, he usually stars in slop so he can pay off his incredible debt. However, this new movie he’s working on? Where he’s playing himself in a movie about himself? Sounds Kaufman-esque, and I’m here for it.
Netflix orders animated series ‘Heaven’s Forest’ from Warren Ellis and the rest of the ‘Castlevania’ team. Let’s fucking go, fellas!

I keep meaning to blog about this, despite it breaking a bit ago. Why? ‘Cause, it seems like it slipped under the radar! And it’s fucking dope! A new animated series from the team behind Castlevania!
Weekend Open Bar: A Cyberpunk Party, Baby!

Hey friends! It’s time for the Open Bar! The chance to hang out with the denizens of Space-Ship Omega throughout the weekend! In fact, it’s the only place and chance to hang out with (Bateman and) me this weekend! I know, I know. Will we ever stream again?
We will next weekend!
And the following week, we got a special stream on Thanksgiving! Seriously!
‘Sin City’ TV series coming with Robert Rodriguez in talks to join project. Could be great! Could be ass!

I fucking loved Sin City back in the day. Then, I tried to rewatch it. Don’t, don’t do it. It just ain’t the same. But, I’m still down for a TV series. Let’s see how it goes!
Engineer finds way to possibly pull diseases from blood using magnets. Just look at this fucking sentence!

An engineer has found a potential way to pull diseases from blood using magnets. Listen, get out of my ass. I know this may never come to fruition. But, just the fact that it’s a possibility gets me horny for science.
Japan’s Hayabusa2 spacecraft is returning to Earth with asteroid samples! This is either wonderful, or terrifying.

Japan’s spacecraft is coming home, baby! And Hayabusa2 returning alone, nope! It’s bringing samples from a nearby asteroid with it. This is really fucking rad, or the start of countless science-fiction movies where shit goes really, really wrong.
Curiosity Rover finds weird oxygen fluctuations on Mars. We’re on to you, Illuminati!

Ha! I knew the fucking Illuminati was hiding out on Mars. Now, it’s pretty much all but confirmed. Okay, okay, maybe not. But still. NASA’s Curiosity Rover has detected mysterious oxygen fluctuations on the Red Planet. Either way, it’s fucking awesome.
‘Black Adam’ is dropping December, 2021. Look at this hilariously shit-ass poster The Rock shared to announce it!

Black Adam! You know the DC movie featuring Dwayne Johnson that’s been in development forever? It’s got a release date! December 22, 2021. The Rock announced it with an official poster that sucks, just like all his movies. Well, outside the Furious franchise, but whatever.
‘Beverly Hills Cop 4’ coming to Netflix with option for a fifth. I’m fucking in, dudes!

I just recently saw Beverly Hills Cop for the first time! But, man I fucking loved it. So completely ignorant to the quality of the sequels, the news of Beverly Hills Cop 4 on Netflix excites me.



