I don’t really give a fuck about a Control co-op game, but I could end up eating those words. However, I am deeply, deeply stoked about the bigger-budget sequel that has also been announced. Gimme me all the fucking Control sequels, bro.
Even though I rarely use it, Xbox Game Pass fucking blows my mind. Just the sheer volume of titles to play, across the sheer volume of devices. Now them fuckers at Microsoft are making it even easier to use the service. This shit is gonna be baked directly into Windows 11.
Dead Space and its sequel are two of my favorite games, before EA pushed it into a shitty cover-based shooter. Of course, then they fucking killed Visceral Games, and with it, I thought, hopes for a new title. Not so, if you believe rumors. Indeed, there are murmurings that a Dead Space revival will be shown at the upcoming EA Play 2021. Fucking Hell, I can’t even handle thinking about it.
It ain’t a surprise that Resident Evil Village is getting DLC, considering Resident Evil 7 got its fair fucking share. That said, it’s pretty fucking dope news! I’m really enjoying Village, and I’ll definitely contemplate snagging the expansion.
Today, Microsoft announced what they had previously teased. The motherfuckers are working on an Xbox streaming stick as well as Game Pass Smart TV apps. While the technology ain’t all the way there yet, it’s wild to see a gaming giant officially embracing the future. Just smooching it. Rubbing on it. Maybe not putting it all the way in yet, but the tip is getting teased. It is!
‘God of War: Ragnarok’ delay until next year quietly confirmed in official Sony blog Q&A. Well, that’s one way to do it.
Friends, it looks like God of War is fucking delayed. We sort of all assumed that, right? Given the pandemic and lack of a release date this deep into 2021. However, the way has been confirmed is a bit wild. It was just sort of fucking slipped into a Q&A with Hermen Hulst on their official blog. Gaming journalist Jason Schreier took note on twitter.
When I bought my wife a Switch Lite a couple weeks ago, it was with the idea that I’d be getting myself an upgraded full model this year. Was it a calculated fucking gamble? Yup! But that shit seems to be paying off with this new report. According to reports, Nintendo will be dropping their upgraded Nintendo Switch as soon as September.
Ain’t this a wild fucking pivot, no? Team Ninja is making themselves a Final Fantasy game with gameplay similar to that of their Nioh titles. The motherfucker is called Final Fantasy Origin, and it’s going to be a PS5 exclusive. All in all, I ain’t never fucked with Souls games, or Nioh. But I gotta support getting weird with an established franchise.
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Dropping On PS5 and Xbox Series X in November. The Eternal Title, Motherfuckers!
Grand Theft Auto V will never die. Long live Grand Theft Auto V. The already announced second remaster of the title is dropping on the new consoles this fucking November. And this dick head? Will be buying it eventually.
‘Resident Evil Village’ is Tracking to be the Best-Selling Game in the Series. Ya’ll Horny Folks Did It!
I really fuck with Resident Evil Village, and it appears I ain’t alone. The horny folks and horror fans have the title on track to be the best-selling game in the series.