#Video Games

Sony dropped an insane amount of PlayStation 5 details at a corporate meeting, so check them out right the fuck here!

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At a corporate strategy meeting yesterday, Sony dropped a fuck-load of PlayStation 5 details. The likes of which you can find below, because I’m too fucking lazy to summarize. As well, as a Sony fanboy, I’m torqued by all this.

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Microsoft and Sony form cloud gaming partnership. Love CAN bloom on the battlefield, friends!

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Cloud gaming is, if not solely the future, at least an integral fucking part of it. Case in point? Microsoft and Sony teaming-up, perhaps in an effort to stave off Google.

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‘World of Warcraft Classic’ is dropping August 27. Molten Core, here we fucking come!

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World of Warcraft Classic finally got itself a release date. August 27. Great news for many nerds wanting to play the game when it was far less polished, which they forget because of nostalgia.

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‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ Trailer: Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself!

Does this trailer for the Final Fantasy VII Remake look dope? You fucking bet! Am I excited? You fucking bet! Do I think the game will be good? Not yet! Square has been placed solely in the “Prove It To Me” category for now. I haven’t enjoyed a game of theirs since, what, 2006? But, I’m excited. Please, Square. Prove my skepticism unwarranted.

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Microsoft has patented an XBox controller with braille display. Accessibility++

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Microsoft already has an adaptive controller to increase accessibility for gamers. That said, they’re not fucking done. Nope! The company has patented an Xbox controller with a braille display. Pretty gnarly.

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‘Straight Outta Compton’ director is developing a ‘Saints Row’ movie. Get weird, or get out, IMO.

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I fuck heavy with Saints Row. However, I really fuck heavy with the third and fourth installments of the franchise. This is when it began to, uh, lose its fucking mind. Therefore, I guess I’m theoretically excited for a Row flick? But, only if it’s got the self-awareness and mania that the latter installments brought.

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Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!

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While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.

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Capcom is teasing ‘Resident Evil 3’ Remake which makes complete fucking sense

Capcom! They’re teasing a Resident Evil 3 remake. And given the success of RE2make, it makes all the sense in the fucking world.

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Apple is spending a billion dollars on its gaming service. This seems both a colossal amount of money, and reasonable, I guess?

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Apple! They’ve got more money than I got sexual fetishes! So, is it surprising that they’re spending a billion on their gaming service? Nah, not really. At the same time though, that’s a lot of fucking money.

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Capcom Home Arcade is a plug-and-play arcade stick with sixteen classic Capcom games

Capcom looking to get into that mini-console market, motherfuckers!

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