#December2012
Kevin Smith’s final movie will be ‘CLERKS 3.’ Oh God.
Now that George Lucas has abdicated the Star Wars throne, I suppose some hero from my childhood had to pick up his ritual of shitting directly into the heart valves of my adolescent soul. Fuck. Clerks is one of my favorite movies of all time, Clerks 2 is a sore on my testicles that keeps oozing, and a final flick (while I will see it because I’m a sucker) makes me barf little balls of agony into my tits hair.
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New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ promo pic has Superman feeling (deep) blue.
Shazam! Whoops. Wrong character. I’m not certain what Superman yells. “Oh, I’m lonely!”, perhaps? Whatever the case. Here is a new promo picture from Man of Steel, giving us mouth breathers a better look at Supes’ outfit. Methinks some people are going to hyperventilate over the changes in the aesthetic. Calm down, folks. Calm down.
PRESIDENT PALMER joins ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’, replacing Michael Clarke Duncan.
President Palmer up in this fucking house! Good dude is replacing Michael Clarke Duncan in Sin City: Things are Mysterious In Black and White. Glad to see someone is employing the dude outside of car insurance commercials and such.
Healthy humans have carry nearly four times more mutated genes than thought. X-MEN ++
Oh fuck! We’re all X-Men. I can’t possibly be misreading this post. The way I’m reading it suggests that we are all shortly going to be given superpowers through our askew genetics. I call dibs on telekinesis. Don’t care what you have.
BUTCHER BILLY inserts old-school MARVEL ART into superhero movies.
This is some outrageously fantastically swell endeavoring, right here. Artist Butcher Billy has taken old school Marvel artwork and interjected it into movies from the House of Ideas. The results are disjointed bliss.
Quentin Tarantino talking about his ’30s gangster flick again. Do it!
One of the lovely things about Tarantino around the release of one of his movies is that the auteur begins to spit about upcoming works. The Melty Faced One is now once again talking about his desire to make a 1930s gangster flick.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ delayed until March 2013, but it’s like good!
Bad news: BioShock Infinite is getting delayed. Good news: there is a deluge of previews out today, and they are all covered in juices and smiles.
Cable companies must support streaming HD content in homes by 2014. The Man ++
Hey, sometimes The Man can go to bat for you. Cable companies have been order to support streaming HD content through our own little domiciles by the year 2014. This is baller status, freeing my need to record things into your bite-sized DVR hard drives. Let me have all the television shows! All the time.
‘READY PLAYER ONE’ author signs mega deal for next novel ‘ARMADA’
Well then! Nary three days have passed since our own Rendar was lavishing rope all over the bust and buns of Ready Player One when this news comes out. The author of the aforementioned jam is currently the hotness around The Town, and he has been afforded a ridiculous advance for his next endeavor. At, to be paid for writing. The concept, the concept alone.
Alan Moore’s ‘NEONOMICON’ pulled from South Carolina library.
Deep down inside, I know that I disagree with a library’s decision to yank Neonomicon from the shelves. I do. I appreciate the need to combat censorship, that sort of thing. On a more visceral level however, I can’t be too offended. While a bit heady in places, Moore’s entire series is slathering in the jizz of mythical monster orgies and ultra violence. Like, seriously.
