#Video Games

‘Diablo: Immortal’ is a full-fledged action RPG for mobile devices. This is not what we fucking wanted, yo

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Talk about Blizzard rubbing their slick, sweaty testicles with their talons, and then rubbing those same grimy-ass talons on our face. Their big Diablo reveal was a fucking mobile game. Just. Man. All that Diablo hype and anticipation. For this.

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‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches

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Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Launch Trailer: One more job for the gang, they said. As if that ever works out, right?

Jesus sweet Fuck, this game is really a week-and-change away? I’m more than ready to throw my free time away.

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Microsoft is close to buying Obsidian Entertainment, may actually have first-party games worth buying soon

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Microsoft don’t have any fucking exclusives I care about, man. But, the company has been going on a shopping spree lately. They announced a slew of acquisitions at E3, and now they’re close to snagging Obsidian. At least they ain’t taking their lack of exclusive library laying down anymore.

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Microsoft announces their Xbox game streaming service, cause to the cloud we go

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Microsoft, sensibly, has decided to roll out their own game streaming service.

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Report: PlayStation 4 players will finally be getting ability to change their PSN names

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Straight-fucking-up, the fact that I’m not “Caffeine Powered” on PSN bothers me. Like, not continuously. But, it’s a mild rash on my ass that flares up every once in a while. So, I’m pretty excited that I’ll soon be able to rectify this situation.

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Report: New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, may be more powerful than an Amazon Fire this time

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New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, ya’ll. While the company continues to sell a fucking shitload of units, it makes sense to upgrade the guts every so often.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ is dropping in 2019. Maybe. Please let this be fucking true

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Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.

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Rumor: ‘Arkham Knight’ team working on ‘Justice League’ game, which means we were all wrong

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Rocksteady ain’t working on a Superman game, apparently. That’s what conventional wisdom had held for a while. Nah! But, Superman will be involved in the game they’re working on. Purportedly. Yeah kid, a fucking Justice League game!

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Microsoft says Xbox One finally getting that promised full keyboard and mouse support

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Microsoft promised keyboard and mouse support for the XBONE way back in 2016. And while I can’t imagine anyone purchased the console based on that promise, those waiting for it are finally getting their wish. Soon.

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