What do you know. Another year, another Call of Duty. Here is a shit-ball trailer for the latest one to grace our Thanksgiving season.
Source: MICROSOFT SIX MONTHS behind where they want to be with NEXT XBOX. Duruhroh!
May 1st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Some people around these parts are going to lube themselves with this news and just start straight-up punishing their pink bits. (Yes Neo, I’m looking at you.) Word has come out that Microsoft isn’t nearly where they want to be in the development of the Durascal 720-Kinect 2 Leviathan, to the tune of six months.
Hit the jump for the cuts, then let me know what you think.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ TRAILERS take you behind your NEW BATCH OF PLAYABLE SOCIOPATHS.
April 30th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Rockstar has dropped a slew of trailers that take players into the lives of the sociopaths they will be controlling in their next Grand Theft Auto game. It also serves as personal reminder that this newest installment shall be arriving soon. With all the fervor about the next generation of consoles arriving, and other games on my plate, I keep forgetting that this son of a bitch is dropping before this year’s calendar expires.
Hit the jump to check them out.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ DLC dropping a new companion character?
April 30th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
I want to make a lot of witty comments about the possibility that BioShock Infinite DLC may feature a new companion character. However, two problems arise. First, I’m not really witty. Second, anything I can come up with is quasi-spoilerish and I ain’t going that route.
NEXT XBOX getting EXCLUSIVE from ‘CALL OF DUTY’ creators. Shots fired.
April 29th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Let’s side-step what we think of Call of Duty, or the potential game from its creators. The fact that Microsoft may be sewing up the next game from these lads is pretty impressive. The Duty franchise is a veritable license to print money, and while there isn’t anything guaranteed about this new franchise I have to imagine it’ll be making crazy dollars. In a world where Sony and Microsoft are struggling to differentiate their console from the others, this could be a hell of a marketing point.
Pressssss Sssstarrt! – Dare to Scare
April 28th, 2013 by The Faux Bot
Somewhere out there, unbelievable as it may be: someone is surprised that Dead Space 3 wasn’t a resounding success. Whoever that may be clearly doesn’t see the issue with watering down a great horror game so much that it becomes a tepid co-op shooter with faux-RPG elements. In fact, if you think of all the meetings and work hours this game went through in order to get made, it’s startling to think that nobody suggested how fucking awful an idea the game was. In actuality, they probably did, but they then met with some sort of comedic ejection procedure (my money is on tossed from a first storey window by two burly security guards).
Thank Dead Space 3 for fucking up horror gaming for the rest of us: no doubt convincing investors that the genre is a lame duck. Next, thank Bethesda for being confident enough to get Shinji Mikami making a proper horror game. Dreams can come true.
‘CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS’ is probably revealed, MORE DUTIES FOREVER.
April 24th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Another year, another Call of Duty. This newest one is reportedly by Infinity Ward, and subtitled Ghosts. Makes sense, since IW has been on that every-other-year grind for a while, and Ghosts is nice and mysterious.
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NEXT XBOX being revealed on MAY 21. BALLMER SNORTING COKE, JACKED ALREADY.
April 24th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
The Next Xbox is being revealed on May 21. There are unconfirmed reports I’m going to dress up like Bill Gates and jack off into a blender filled with Xbox hardware. As I watch, it’ll hurl tech-shrapnel deep into my guts. I will orgasm.
Order PIZZA HUT from your XBOX 360. ‘MURICA POWER.
April 23rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Too tired to stand up and order a pizza? Or is your tablet too far away to order online? Now you can rock some heavy metal American thunder. Order that pizza pie straight from you Xbox 360. Who says you have to move? Not Freedom.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID LEGACY COLLECTION’ confirmed. MOAR COLLECTIONS ALWAYS.
April 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
If you’re not content with owning thirteen different copies of every single Metal Gear Solid title, Konami has something to rub your tits on. It’s yet another collection, this one emerging from their gaping anus and slithering down the throat of the PS3. And having abstained from buying any of the other collections, I may actually buy this one.
