‘Diablo: Immortal’ is a full-fledged action RPG for mobile devices. This is not what we fucking wanted, yo
Talk about Blizzard rubbing their slick, sweaty testicles with their talons, and then rubbing those same grimy-ass talons on our face. Their big Diablo reveal was a fucking mobile game. Just. Man. All that Diablo hype and anticipation. For this.
Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Launch Trailer: One more job for the gang, they said. As if that ever works out, right?
Jesus sweet Fuck, this game is really a week-and-change away? I’m more than ready to throw my free time away.
Microsoft is close to buying Obsidian Entertainment, may actually have first-party games worth buying soon
Microsoft don’t have any fucking exclusives I care about, man. But, the company has been going on a shopping spree lately. They announced a slew of acquisitions at E3, and now they’re close to snagging Obsidian. At least they ain’t taking their lack of exclusive library laying down anymore.
Microsoft, sensibly, has decided to roll out their own game streaming service.
Straight-fucking-up, the fact that I’m not “Caffeine Powered” on PSN bothers me. Like, not continuously. But, it’s a mild rash on my ass that flares up every once in a while. So, I’m pretty excited that I’ll soon be able to rectify this situation.
Report: New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, may be more powerful than an Amazon Fire this time
New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, ya’ll. While the company continues to sell a fucking shitload of units, it makes sense to upgrade the guts every so often.
Most, like my dumb ass, thought Cyberpunk 2077 would be dropping in like, 2021. But, a new report has the motherfucker dropping next year. Yeah dude, next fucking year. Do I think this is legit? Nah. But, I want to believe.
Rocksteady ain’t working on a Superman game, apparently. That’s what conventional wisdom had held for a while. Nah! But, Superman will be involved in the game they’re working on. Purportedly. Yeah kid, a fucking Justice League game!
Microsoft promised keyboard and mouse support for the XBONE way back in 2016. And while I can’t imagine anyone purchased the console based on that promise, those waiting for it are finally getting their wish. Soon.