Matt Reeves Exits Talks To Direct ‘The Batman’

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The DCU. It just, it just can’t do anything right.

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Desktop Thursdays: Pizza Junkie XL Pizza

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The winter has not been kind to my body. Or rather, I have not been kind to my body this winter. Just eating. Always eating. Alas, alas, alas. Welcome to my world, welcome to my gluttony, welcome to my self-hate. You can find all within this post, Desktop Thursdays. Show me, show me your world(s), too!

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Zack Snyder Teases Batman Fight Scene From ‘Justice League’

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Well. Ben Affleck may or may not be wanting out of the role of The Batman, but that ain’t concerning to Zack Snyder. The director took the time today to tease a fight scene from Justice League featuring the masked vigilante flying rodent guy.

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The “Jedi” In ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Is Plural According To International Translations

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Multiple sites are jerking off to multiple reports that official Star Wars: The Last Jedi translations have the “Jedi” translating into plural. Take it for what it’s worth (I don’t know what it’s worth).

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Kevin Smith Helming ‘Sam and Twitch’ TV Series For BBC America

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Believe it or not, before he was Brian Marvel Bendis, the creator worked on a Sam and Twitch comic book, and that’s where I discovered the writer. And loved him! And the title! So while I’m reticent to fully embrace anything helmed by Kevin Smith, I’m very intrigued by this news.

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Helen Mirren Playing Jason Statham’s Mom in ‘The Fate Of The Furious’

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This is fantastic news.

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Mel Gibson In Talks To Direct ‘Suicide Squad’ Sequel

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Mel Gibson is in talks to direct Suicide Squad 2. Who better than a genuine mean-spirited piece of shit to direct a motley crew of mean-spirited pieces of shit? Christ, Warner Bros. Your stupidity in handling the DCU is perpetually invigorating in a sort of, visceral, repugnant sense.

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‘Pacific Rim 2’ News: Charlie Day Confirms Return Of Newt Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb

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Good news, folks! The dickhead madcap scientists from the original Pacific Rim shall be making a return in the sequel. Which seems pretty clutch, because the duo were definitely a favorite for fans of the original flick.

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Microsoft Revealing Its Xbox Project Scorpio On June 11

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As someone who buys every new console, and is the contradiction of being both a console gamer and a graphics whore, I’m sweating this news.

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Joe Carnahan Directing ‘The Raid’ Remake Starring Frank Grillo

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The Raid is getting remade by Joe Carnahan, and it’s starring Frank Grillo. I’m stoked by this news, as I’m a fan of the actor smashing skulls. Looking gruff and sexy. Smashing more skulls.

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