Every Sunday night we die, and every Friday evening we are born again. Those of us lucky enough to be afforded weekends. Those of us lucky enough to have a job. I mean, don’t get me wrong. Sometimes it can be a drag. Being a cog in Immortan Joe’s Extraction Machine. But sometimes it’s right to be like, “fuck, yo. I’m really glad to have a job that keeps the Aqua Cola running and the GasTown diesel powering the lights.” So with that quickly eroding gratitude, let’s open up the Weekend Open Bar.
They’re back! This time the Dickheads Chaperoning the Space-Ship Omega dive into their general malaise regarding Age of Ultron. They also discuss that Star Wars movie coming up to the point of nausea. At one point, CaffPow’s discusses the depression that follows signing up for porn sites that haven’t been updated since 2001. We also cover Bateman’s crosswalk stop light fetish, and maybe a little about Daredevil. Dim the lights, doff your pants, and join them in their insanity. You can listen on iTunes, Stitcher, or after the jump.
Were Bateman and I the only ones who dug the original World War Z? Like, it didn’t change my life. But I’ll totally fucking watch a sequel.
What is going to follow-up Secret Wars! Well, it’s an event! Sooo. New adjectives! And a new status quo! Fucking duh!
Terrible pun. Great cosplay.
Dazzling, unassailable auteur of our time, Justin Lin, is taking his talents to Cinemax. The man behind the greatest franchise of our generation (Fast & Furious, duh) isn’t just working on True Detective. And Star Trek. Naw. Dude is also spearheading a project based off Bruce Lee was working on. Aiight!
Bruh. Bruh! How did I not know about this? Oscar Isaac? David Simon? HBO? The year of Oscar rolls the fuck onward!