‘God of War’ Story Trailer: Norse Deicide Is Officially Arriving On April 20

Holy fuckGod of War is hitting the PlayStation 4 soon. Like, way soon. Like, April. Man, I had no idea it was dropping with such immediacy, but goddamn I’m stoked.

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Square Enix hires Yuji Naka, the dude who created Sonic the Hedgehog

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Folks, I’m going to level with you. I had no idea Yuji Naka was still making video games. This is despite really loving SonicNiGHTS, and sort of admiring Burning Rangers. But, dude is still here. Making games. Now apparently, making games with Square Enix.

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Netflix confirms ‘Castlevania’ Season 2 is dropping this summer

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I say, goddamn. The wait for Castlevania‘s second season has been interminable. Not only because the first season was so dope, but also because we were only afforded a paltry fucking first offering. However, at the very least, we now know when the wait will end.

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‘John Wick 3’ officially bringing back director Chad Stahelski, casts Hiroyuki Sanada as main villain. I can’t handle the wait

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I had already sort of assumed that director Chad Stahelski was returning for the third John Wick. But, now we got official confirmation! Not only that, motherfuckers, but we also know who will be playing the main villain.

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Watch: Dumb Ass Students at Frat Party suck on Wii Remote, thinking it is a vape.

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This is about as good as it’s going to get today, friends. After the jump, because, you know, Twitter video.

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‘The Death of Stalin’ Trailer: The Creator of ‘Veep’ Sets His Sights On The Soviet Union

I love both In The Loop and Veep. So, I imagine I’ll love this satirical movie tackling the Soviet Union by their creator, Armando Iannucci.

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Nintendo reveals “Nintendo Labo” which are bonkers DIY cardboard toys that interact with Switch

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It’s, like, really fucking hard to describe Nintendo Labo in a headline. It’s a collection of DIY cardboard toys that, like, interact with the Switch and its Joy Cons. But, that really doesn’t do the inventive nature of the, uh, peripheral, or uh movement, or uh, concept justice. I just know that it’s really cool, and perhaps it’s a lazy metaphor, but seems like a great way for kids (and adults!) to experiment and grow through gaming like Minecraft.

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Monday Morning Commute: The Long Winter

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Man, fuck the winter. I have always romanticized, and quite frankly enjoyed, the winter. But not this year, friends. Not this year at all. I can’t handle the barren HellScape this year. Whereas in past I rejoiced in scaling it with snowbeast in tow, this year it’s just a reminder of the fact that it isn’t May. But it’s not the physical hardships that have me ground down. I can do the cold and the snow.

It’s the emotional. More than usual, my brain-veins are struggling to pump. I can reason with the weather, but I can’t reason with the malaiseyonnaise struggling to course through the meat-electricity of my flesh-bag. So, I must confess I just haven’t been able the mental wherewithal to write this son of a bitch.

But, I’m here now! So, while whatever chemicals are sloshing around relatively favorably in my body, I shall let you know what I’m looking forward to this week. Or rather since it’s Wednesday, what I’m looking forward to, and what I’ve been enjoying.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

By way of Wednesday afternoon.

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Bob Odenkirk starring in action movie from ‘John Wick’ writer. Nothing makes sense anymore and I love it

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Bob Odenkirk is starring in a fucking action movie, written by the dude behind the John Wick movies. This makes absolutely no fucking sense, but in this bleeding timeline, it makes perfect sense. and should be applauded appropriately. Seriously, I’m fucking stoked for this.

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‘True Detective’ Season 3 adds Scoot McNairy. This cast is absolutely fucking stacked, folks

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Jesus Christ. The cast for the third season of True Detective was already stacked, and then! Oh god! And then it went and added Scoot McNairy. I can’t wait.

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