Buy These F**king Comics! – May 16, 2012: Mainstream Big Two Fanboys Abandon Hope, Aiight?

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

It’s approaching midnight and I sipping liberally from a recently-cracked open two-liter of Pepsi Max. This can only mean a few things. Diablo 3 has launched, my semester is over, and I may very well be dead by the time you read this. Slouched over all fucking South Korean internet cafe Starcraft stylee. Should I continue sucking wind into the meatier part of this Wednesday, I shall be snagging some comic books. These are the ones I’m digging on. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tolerate my stupidity and then augment my list with the titles you’re going to procure for an exorbitant sum. Especially if I don’t list your little binky title. I’m willing to riff on anything should you suggest it.

Don’t know what’s dropping? Hit up ComicList.

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‘DIABLO 3′ Open Thread: Broken Servers & Molested Hearts

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

So Diablo 3 has been out for over 24 hours, and for some of those hours it has even been playable! I figured it’d be done proper to get an open thread going where we can wax diabolical and the such. For the love of God please don’t use this venue for only bitching about Blizzard’s chunky vomit all down the side of their pants. Game impressions, rants, funny happenings, et cetera. Let’s get it going.

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Desktop Thursdays: The Devil Made Me Do It. But I Liked It.

May 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
[Desktop Thursdays is a weekly column where I show you my worlds, both real and virtual. Feel free to share your own in the comments.]

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RED BULL Producing Parkour-Powered ‘OLIVER TWIST’ Adaptation. In 3D. Naturally.

May 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

This is something out of one of my favorite novels of all time, Syrup. Red Bull doesn’t just want to sponsor culture, goddammit it wants to generate it. How can they get into the game? Obviously by funding a 3D parkour flick based off of Oliver Twist. Obviously.

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EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.

May 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.

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PIRATE BAY Offline After “Quite Big” DDoS Attack; Don’t Look At Anonymous They Say.

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I would never download torrents (heh), but if I did I wouldn’t use Pirate Bay. That’s why despite it being down apparently for a day, I haven’t noticed.

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Adult Swim Developing Show By ‘COMMUNITY’ Creator Dan Harmon. Hell Yeah.

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

There ain’t any certainty as to whether or not Dan Harmon will be running Community next year. Tots bummer, agreed. Whatever the results of that upcoming nightmare though, we will have ourselves some Harmon. The good lad is currently developing a show with Adult Swim. Here’s a description for you.

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WATCH: Beastie Boys ‘SABOTAGE’ Performed By Kids. Cute Memorial ++

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” all done up with a cadre of kiddos. Energetic and goofy fitting for our fallen b-boy, MCA. Love it.

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‘HALO 4′ NEWS: Limited Edition Details & Weekly Multiplayer Episodes

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Golly gosh! Would you figured that a trillzillion-dollar franchise like Halo 4 would have a limited edition? I would have! Ha! Psyche. Thought I was going for ironic comment but really I was doubling-down on the equally as lame gotcha riff.

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‘PROMETHEUS’ VIRAL CLIP: Dragon Tattoo Lady Begs Weyland Industries For Help

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I’m just up and not watching anymore Prometheus sheezy. I’m not going to. However since I love you and your nougat, I’ll keep passing it along anyways, deducing content from other wonderful site’s descriptions.

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Comcast Xbox 360 App PRIVILEGES Bandwidth For Itself Over Netflix and Hulu?

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

And I was wondering why HBO GO was running like raw-ass melted over ill performance last weekend. There are allegations that Comcast is privileging bandwidth for its own Xfinity app over others on the Xbox 360.

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‘ANCHORMAN 2′ TEASER POSTER: The Legend Continues (To Be Vague)

May 16th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Anchorman 2 is getting a teaser trailer before The Dictator, and it has a teaser poster to go with it. I won’t lie to you, it’s pretty much nothing. Nothing at all. Feet.

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