Jenny Slate and ‘Obvious Child’ director teaming up for FX pilot

Jenny Slate

Jenny Slate. She’s getting a pilot on FX, teaming up once again with her Obvious Child collaborator. Which makes me say yes. Yes! Give her all the pilots.

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Rumor: Next Spidey flick titled ‘Spider-Man: The New Avenger’

Spider-Man #2.

I can fuck with it. I mean, thematically, it makes sense playing off the title of the first Captain America movie.

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‘Miracleman by Gaiman & Buckingham’ dropping in September


The first issue of Miracleman by Gaiman & Buckingham (is that seriously the fucking name) will drop in September. The release will be the realization of that miraculous (HAHAHA) announcement back in September 2013 that the famed franchise would see its Gaiman-run completed.

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‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 3′ Reveal Trailer: Deus Ex (Post) Modern Warfare

Kojima and Del Toro’s game collab ‘Silent Hills’ is totally cancelled

Silent Hills

[Update: Konami has confirmed Silent Hills is dead.] It seemed inevitable, but still we dreamed it not so. With Kojima and Konami breaking up oddly, publicly, messily, it seems that Metal Gear’s Master’s collab with Pacific Rim Guy is dead. Fucking bummer.

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Marvel giving CM Punk writing duties on ‘Drax’ ongoing series


CM Punk has gone from writing installments in a Thor annual to getting his own ongoing series. The dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Marvel writers. Much like he did in #crappywrestlingreference but won’t find himself doing in #crappyMMAreference, no matter how hard he tries! #CrapFinish

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Hot Topic Dreamboat: Jared Leto as The Joker

Weekend Open Bar: More Human Than Human!


It’s the fucking weekend! Gather ye rosebuds while ye may! And fucking smoke them! Get lifted, ascend to a new level of Enlightenment! And then waste that Enlightenment on video games, comic books, hikes in the woods, eating too much! Whatever the fuck you want to do this weekend! But so long as you’re smoking them rose buds, crushing them Adult Sodas, and enjoying a break from the work week, hang out here! At the Weekend Open Bar! Anything goes as long as it is in the spirit of celebration. Unless it’s lighting your pubes on fire in the bathroom. We’ve had a spat of that lately (sorry), and we still can’t get the smell out of the pineapple wallpaper.

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‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 3′ Poster Leak: Game is coming Nov 6, beta for pre-orders

DC confirms ‘The Dark Knight III: The Master Race’ for 2015


Hey! The sequel to the sequel you didn’t want is coming! The uncomfortably named The Dark Knight III: The Master Race by Brian Azzarello and Frank Miller is dropping this year. And snark aside, fucking of course I’m curious to see what will be inside that shit.

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