Run The Jewels – “Lie, Cheat, Steal” Video: Like Who Really Run This?

Do I ever post music stuff here? NOPE. Am I breaking my own rule because I want to RIDE OR DIE with RTJ? YUP. Do I care if you like this? NOPE.

‘Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’ Teaser Trailer: The Gang’s Here

Yeah so this trailer for the Wet How American Summer mini-series on Netflix ain’t much. But it sure is enough.

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YES – Spotify coming to PlayStation

ballin

Fuck yes! One of the things I miss most in my gaming diet is rocking out to my own tunes whilst ripping shit up. I’ve been devoting time to Far Cry 4 lately EN FUCKING MASSE. And while Kyrat rules, it would rule more if I could Run The Jewels while launching tub-thumpin’ grenades.

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All-Women ‘Ghostbusters’ has been cast: Wiig, Jones, McCarthy, and McKinnon

ghostbusters

Paul Feig has cast his Ghostbusters reboot.

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Liam Hemsworth offered role in ‘Independence Day’ sequel

Liam Hemsworth

Liam Hemsworth is a generic cola version of his physically perfect, dong-breaking brother. So he’s like, only sexy. Not stunningly sexy. And he doesn’t really brood SUPER well. He just broods. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t see him running the show in a sequel to Independence Day.

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Disney wants Chris Pratt for ‘Indiana Jones’ movie

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Should anyone play Indiana Jones, outside of Harrison Ford? Of course not. Could I see Chris Pratt being a suitable replacement in a world where Ford must be replaced? Yes.

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Astronomers find “Super Saturn” that’s f**king huge

Super Saturn!

Astronomers have found a fucking SUPER SATURN that is GODDAMN ENORMOUS. Lurking a mere 430 light-years away is a ring system 200 times larger than Saturn’s. Circling an exoplanet that may be 40 times the size of Jupiter. And just like as a reminder…You can fit 1,321 Earths in Jupiter.

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‘Fantastic Four’ Official Trailer: Consequences & Sacrifices

I don’t know if this movie is going to be any good, even after watching this first trailer. I will say that Michael B. Jordan activating his powers was dope, and I still really like the cast they assembled. Especially after watching Whiplash and Toby Kebbell’s episode of Black Mirror this past Holiday.

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‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Episode 2 Trailer: Atlas Mugged, I Moaned

How the fuck did this come out of PAX Koala Edition (#reductiveappreciationofharmfulculturaltropes) and I didn’t see it? Telltale Games and Gearbox have dropped a trailer for the second episode of Tales from the Borderlands. And boy, oh boy, my body is ready.

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David Tennant is playing Kilgrave in Marvel’s ‘A.K.A. Jessica Jones.’

David Tennant.

I know that David Tennant gets a lot of peoples’ groins greasy with tubing-leakage. So even though I don’t know him, and I don’t know the character he is playing, I’m happy for ya’ll. High-five, hugs, consensual ass slaps. Wee!

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