OH SHIT, WHEDON CONFIRMS: QUICKSILVER AND SCARLET WITCH are in ‘AVENGERS 2.’ Prepare yourself.

May 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Joss Whedon.

The Whedon has confirmed what has been speculated: the motherfuckering (yes, fuckering) Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver shall be in the second Avengers movie. I don’t know about you, my fellow Marvel fans, but this makes the Universe really fucking interesting to me.

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DOMINOS MAKE DVDS THAT SMELL LIKE PIZZA. How is this not in the U.S.?

May 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

What fresh Hell.

How is Brazil beating the United States at what is so obviously our own game? The fuckers have created a wunder-disc, that upon heating up ends up smelling like a pepperoni pizza. ‘Cause…you know. You don’t want anything more during your viewing of Argo than to begin smelling burning sausage-nips inside your machinery.

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CHRISTOPHER NOLAN + JAMES BOND = REAL. Maybe. Sort of.

May 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Christopher Nolan.

Christopher Nolan opined back during some movie’s marketing (Inception?) that he would love to direct  a Bond flick. Well buckle up fuckers, because what was once seemingly outlandish may actually come to fruition. Word on the street has it that the director is in informal talks to helm a James Bondage experience.

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Warren Ellis announces ‘DEAD PIG COLLECTOR.’ Straight-up EBOOK SINGLE.

May 15th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Warren Ellis.

Warren Ellis has announced Dead Pig Collector, a long short story (wut?) that is only dropping as an E-book this June. As much as I am tits hardened about this news, I’m also stressed about how Ellis fans without tablet-reader-things will be able to partake in this jazz. Namely Rendar. I suppose such is the unforgiving wave crash of the future.

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‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: COULSON F**KING LIVES.

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

HE FUCKING LIVES OKAY CHRIST.

Still on the fence as to whether Coulson lives? Watch this trailer. Now we can sit around and speculate about other characters. Oh yeah, and the trailer is pretty dope.

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Nebraska library refuses to PULL ‘BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE.’ Hell yeah.

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The Killing Joke.

Yeah library in Nebraska, there you go! Said library has refused to pull Batman: The Killing Joke from its shelves, after a complaint was lodged against the comic book’s content.

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Cosplay: MAYA from ‘BORDERLANDS 2′ is sultry telekinetic death.

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Oh Maya. Get it.

 

This cosplay will make you say, “Oh My-a!”…”Oh May-a!!”…or shit whatever fucking something like that. Here is a good rendition of my favorite playable character from Borderlands 2.

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Snap. Is LUKE CAGE in ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Come speculate, you pigs!

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Luke Cage. Maybe.

J. August Richards can be seen in the trailer for Agents of SHIELD whupping some serious ass. Dude is sporting super strength, as well as invulnerability. So who is he playing? Opinions are split, but some are thinking he may be Luke Cage.

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER in talks for ‘TOXIC AVENGER’ REMAKE. Career swoon ++

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The Terminator.

Arnie Schwarz is in talks for a major role in the Toxic Avenger remake, though it ain’t for the titular one. Bummer. Homeboy looks particularly monstrous and melty since his return to the big screen.I would have loved to see him parlay that into a role as the toxic freakshow.

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Grant Morrison explains why SUPERHERO MOVIES aren’t enough. Read the comics.

May 13th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Grant Morrison.

Grant Morrison has an interesting quote regarding what people will miss should they eschew reading comic books in favor of only watching funny book movies. It’s intriguing, because I have lately been wrestling with my own contempt for the printed formula while simultaneously jacking it to the cinematic flavor. What would I be missing if I got off the comic book Ferris Wheel?

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