Weekend Open Bar: All’s Left Is The Entropic Collapse

you can dance if you want to

Man, I don’t know what’s going on with my country. We’re spinning apart at both ends of the rigged political, we got heat waves, virii, droughts, colossal tornados. Both cheap metaphorical, and literal storms brewing. Man, I don’t know what’s going on with this planet. Same problems, larger scale, fewer solutions. Man, I don’t know what’s going on with this Universe. Fucking Fermi Paradox like “Hey”, fucking Entropy like “Stop Me, Bro!”

What do I know, though? It’s a long weekend. This is the Open Bar. And despite the being up to our knees in calamities on a cosmic, planetary, and national level, I’m still enjoying my life. What can you do, but dance as the Palaces burn (If you’re lucky enough)? What can you do, but share the weekend with your loved ones, friends, family, and hopefully me (If you’re lucky enough)?

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Jesse Eisenberg confirms Lex Luthor is in ‘Justice League: Part One’

Lex Luthor.

Shitty Jesse Eisenberg has confirmed his shitty rendition of Lex Luthor is going to be in the shitty Justice League: Part One.

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The Dude has been cast in ‘Kingsman: Golden Circle’

The Dude.

Jesus Christ, Kingsman 2 is assembling a murderer’s row of talent.

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Watch: Latest SpaceX Rocket Landing with a view from the Rocket Itself

First Look: The Rock as Hobbs in ‘Furious 8′

Official: ‘No Man’s Sky’ delayed until August 9

no man's sky

Official. Officially official. Gives you more time to get your jumpsuits and space-weed ready, though.

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HBO confirms that ‘Westworld’ is dropping this Fall

Westworld

Remember Westworld? That HBO adaptation of the Crichton science-fiction thriller? It got some weird ass teaser trailer a while back. Then it got some rumors swirling around it about waivers extras were signing to be a part of some robot orgy. Seriously. Then, news was, production had shut the fuck down. But the show lives! And it’s arriving this Fall.

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Report: ‘Spider-Man’ Animated Movie will star Miles Morales

Miles Morales.

Holy shit. The Lord and Miller animated Spider-Man movie is going to star my Spider-Man, Miles Morales. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any more hype for a Lord and Miller project! Here we are.

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Tom Hiddleston in “advanced talks” to play James Bond

Tom Hiddleston

Fuck yeah! After watching Night Manager, I am more than concerned than convinced that I would love Loki as my next Bond, James Bond.

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Robert Rodriguez casts ‘Battle Angel Alita’ lead in Rosa Salazar

Rose Salazar.

I don’t know Rosa Salazar. I forgot there was a Battle Angel Alita movie being developed. But here we are!

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