Weekend Open Bar: We Live! We Die! We Live Again!

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Every Sunday night we die, and every Friday evening we are born again. Those of us lucky enough to be afforded weekends. Those of us lucky enough to have a job. I mean, don’t get me wrong. Sometimes it can be a drag. Being a cog in Immortan Joe’s Extraction Machine. But sometimes it’s right to be like, “fuck, yo. I’m really glad to have a job that keeps the Aqua Cola running and the GasTown diesel powering the lights.” So with that quickly eroding gratitude, let’s open up the Weekend Open Bar.

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OMEGA-CAST #16: Ultron’s Zany Zeitgeist Genocide

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They’re back! This time the Dickheads Chaperoning the Space-Ship Omega dive into their general malaise regarding Age of Ultron. They also discuss that Star Wars movie coming up to the point of nausea. At one point, CaffPow’s discusses the depression that follows signing up for porn sites that haven’t been updated since 2001. We also cover Bateman’s crosswalk stop light fetish, and maybe a little about Daredevil. Dim the lights, doff your pants, and join them in their insanity. You can listen on iTunes, Stitcher, or after the jump.

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‘Dope’ Red Band Trailer: It Was A Reflex!

‘World War Z’ sequel dropping June 9, 2017

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Were Bateman and I the only ones who dug the original World War Z? Like, it didn’t change my life. But I’ll totally fucking watch a sequel.

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Watch: Matt Fraction talking Hawkguy and giving sex tips on ‘Late Night With Seth Meyers’

‘All-New, All-Different Marvel’ teased for this Fall

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What is going to follow-up Secret Wars! Well, it’s an event! Sooo. New adjectives! And a new status quo! Fucking duh!

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‘Fantastic Four’ TV Spot: See Them Be Fantastic, Duh

Cosplay: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are the top (hat)

HARLEYYY N PIISON

Terrible pun. Great cosplay.

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Justin Lin working on Cinemax series based off of project Bruce Lee was writing

Bruce Lee.

Dazzling, unassailable auteur of our time, Justin Lin, is taking his talents to Cinemax. The man behind the greatest franchise of our generation (Fast & Furious, duh) isn’t just working on True Detective. And Star Trek. Naw. Dude is also spearheading a project based off Bruce Lee was working on. Aiight!

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HBO’s David Simon show starring Oscar Isaac, ‘Show Me a Hero’, premiering in August

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Bruh. Bruh! How did I not know about this? Oscar Isaac? David Simon? HBO? The year of Oscar rolls the fuck onward!

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Watch: ‘Mad Max’ x ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ = ‘Unbreakable Furiosa’