Thursday Morning Whatever The Fuck: Who Gives A Shit

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Hello, salutations, and greetings, fellow Trash Lords. Scions of the Elder Garbage. It’s I, your fearless dumpster pile, Caffeine Powered. Coming to you from a shitty, broken down computer at the public university at which I theoretically work. I say theoretically since due to bureaucracy and the lack of an actual budget for the Fall Semester (seriously), I haven’t gotten paid since August. Eh, whatever, whatever.

I come to you here, because as I’ve commented upon in other posts, my goddamn personal computing machine is about to enter its own fourth week of in-action.

But, hey. I got time before class, so I figured I would throw some sort of line of communication into the EchoChamber.

For perhaps the first and only time, it’s Thursday Whatever The Fuck! My angered, frantic Thursday edition of Monday Morning Commute.

I miss ya’ll, I miss blogging for ya’ll (all three of you), so here’s what I’m up to this week. You know, when I’m not embracing a desiccated bank account and a general malaise.

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Lindelof teases start of ‘Watchmen’ HBO series production. I’m both scared and aroused.

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If Lindelof’s Watchmen series was directly following LOST, I would be worried as fuck. However, most of the people I’ve talked to said his work on The Leftovers fucking rocked. So, this guy? He’s going to be cautiously optimistic.

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Linda Hamilton is returning to the ‘Terminator’ franchise, cause why the fuck not at this point

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Hard to really bag on the news that Linda Hamilton is returning, right? I mean, every old as fuck person in Hollywood is returning to their either dormant or dead-as-fuck franchise at this point. As well, who knows. The Terminator flicks really don’t have anything to lose at this point.

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‘The Punisher’ Trailer: Frank Castle has one goal: revenge. And also, like, lots of murder.

Get it! One goal? Cause, you know, Metallica’s “One” plays throughout the first trailer for The Punisher. Anyways. Fuck yeah to the fuck yes, this trailer rocks.

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‘Left Alive’ Trailer: Square Enix gets its fucking mech on, with designs by Yoji Shinkawa. Get hype.

Man. A fucking mech game, with characters designed by the dude behind Metal Gear‘s designs? Let me stop you right there. I’m fucking in.

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‘PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds’ continues smashing records, sets new all-time high for concurrent players

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PUBG has added another feather to its e-braggery. The title recently dethroned  Valve’s Dota 2 for most concurrent players. Fucking wild, dude.

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Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey after 13 long-ass years, thank goodness

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I don’t know why I’m excited about Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey. I don’t read Marvel comics, let alone X-Men titles. But, I have always had a soft spot for the bad ass, and I’m happy to see her finally returning. Again.

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Josh Brolin drops new photo of Cable from ‘Deadpool 2’, and it is a bloody good time. PUNS, GUYS. PUNS.

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Josh Brolin dropped a new photo of Cable from Deadpool 2. And, said motherfucker features a rather maniacal look at Scott Summer’s time-travelling kid.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Jamie Lee Curtis returning for next ‘Halloween’ movie, reprising her famous role

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Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be returning to the Halloween franchise, friends. Apparently she died or some shit, I guess?, but writers Danny McBride and David Gordon Green are going to ignore Halloween: H20 and Halloween: Resurrection. Which…she died in. Or something. I don’t know, I haven’t seen those fucking movies.

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‘Blade Runner’ getting short anime from the fuckin’ Cowboy Bebop director. How goddamn great is this?

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Christ, how fucking dope of a confluence is this? Blade Runner is getting a short anime from none other than the director of Cowboy Bebop, Shinichiro Watanabe.

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