Join us, fellow pop culture fiends. Talking Solo, playing Sonic Mania, probably being very inappropriate and nostalgic as usual.
It happened — SOLO has been released.
It took the title-role casting of an actor that no one seems to trust and the support-role casting of an actor-comedian-musician-showrunner that’s beloved and the firing of the 21 Jump Street dudes and the hiring of the kid from Happy Days and a wading through a morass of antipathy that the fanbase hasn’t shown in over a decade, but it happened.
As a lifelong believer in the Force, I made my way to the first showing I could find. And now, I’m going to cannonball into a stream-of-conscious review/reaction of the tenth theatrically-released STAR WARS movie.
Of course, I’m much more interested in your reactions — so hit up the comments section and share your thoughts about the fourth post-prequel installment.
Of course, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Boba Fett movie in the works because Lucasfilm doesn’t fucking get it. But, it’s got James Mangold writing and directing at least
On the one hand: I’m so fucking done with Lucasfilm recycling all their old properties, instead of giving us dope new tales in the Star Wars universe. On the other hand: Logan‘s James Mangold is writing and directing it, and he proved with Logan he sure knows his Neo-Western type shit. So, I’m optimistic, while disappointed. Frustrated, while moderately intrigued.
Goddamn, it’s been more than two months since I rocked your calamitous bowels with a Desktop Thursdays? As Jeff Bridges said in The Fly, life finds a way to get in the way. But, I’m here now! And, I’ve got some glimpses into my existence for you fucks. I hope you’ll join me in the comments section, sharing looks into your world(s). Be they tangible, intangible, existential! If not, no worries. Enjoy the glimpse, and I’ll enjoy the artifacting of my own existence. I’ve been rummaging through previous entries into this column, and it’s fucking wild to see me in the various stages of my life.
‘Black Water’ Trailer: JCVD and Dolph Lundgren join forces for an ‘Under Siege’ rip-off. Cancel the fucking Oscars, folks
Oh me. Oh my. Anyone who follows OL closely (which, I’ll admit, is no one) knows that I’ve been fucking obsessed with JCVD, Steven Seagal, and 1980s-early 90s action movies in general. So, sweet titty fucking juices, JCVD and Dolph teaming-up for an Under Siege rip-off is all I want. MOTY 2018, mark it.
I’m very excited for this movie. To the point where I’m not going to watch this final trailer, because I’m already fucking sold and don’t need more shit spoiled.
‘Fortnite’ made nearly $300 million in April. Jesus fucking Christ, that’s a lot of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
Last night, I was talking to a friend about Fortnite. I really enjoy watching it being streamed, despite not playing it. He thinks it’s okay, and doesn’t really get the insanity. Well, what I told him last night has been verified today. Brian, I said. We’re like one of seven people in this world not playing the game. Fucking everyone is playing the game.
HBO’s ‘Watchmen’ has a fucking glorious cast, featuring Regina King, Don Johnson, Tim Blake Nelson, and more
Man, the fucking cast for HBO’s Watchmen series has been revealed, and it’s fucking awesome, my dudes. Between Lindelof’s letter detailing his aspirations with the show, and this cast, I’m fucking torqued.
Fucking Comcast! Come on. Come on, dude. All of us MCU nerds were already stroking our pink giblets to the idea of a unified Marvel Cinematic Universe. Don’t do this do us. Don’t.