Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey after 13 long-ass years, thank goodness

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I don’t know why I’m excited about Marvel is finally resurrecting Jean Grey. I don’t read Marvel comics, let alone X-Men titles. But, I have always had a soft spot for the bad ass, and I’m happy to see her finally returning. Again.

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Josh Brolin drops new photo of Cable from ‘Deadpool 2’, and it is a bloody good time. PUNS, GUYS. PUNS.

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Josh Brolin dropped a new photo of Cable from Deadpool 2. And, said motherfucker features a rather maniacal look at Scott Summer’s time-travelling kid.

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Jamie Lee Curtis returning for next ‘Halloween’ movie, reprising her famous role

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Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be returning to the Halloween franchise, friends. Apparently she died or some shit, I guess?, but writers Danny McBride and David Gordon Green are going to ignore Halloween: H20 and Halloween: Resurrection. Which…she died in. Or something. I don’t know, I haven’t seen those fucking movies.

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‘Blade Runner’ getting short anime from the fuckin’ Cowboy Bebop director. How goddamn great is this?

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Christ, how fucking dope of a confluence is this? Blade Runner is getting a short anime from none other than the director of Cowboy Bebop, Shinichiro Watanabe.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ dropping May 17, 2019. Whole team is back to murder inferior summer blockbusters

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Fuck to the yes. John Wick 3 has finally been confirmed, and oh golly my goddamn prostate is tingling. Not only is the whole team back (the star, writer, and director), but Wick and company are swinging massive, massive balls. The movie is dropping dead in the middle of the summer blockbuster season. As it should, because it’s the fucking best.

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‘Okami HD’ is dropping on PS4, PC, and XB1 this December. Time for me to perhaps right a wrong, dude

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I’ve never played Okami, which I know is a fuck-up. I’ve never played Okami, which as a fuck-up, definitely fits into my lifestyle as a Grand Mal Garbage Lord. However, maybe this HD re-release is the chance! A good chance? No! But! A fucking chance!

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New poster for ‘The Punisher’ appeals to the conspiracy theory garbage lord in me (and you)

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Yeah, man! Frank Castle is fucking out there, dude! Mirking felons, fighting for the truth! Which the goddamn *Man* doesn’t want us to have!

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Space Swoon: Cassini captures Saturn’s gorgeous clouds

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Here’s just Cassini, doing more Cassini-type dope ass shit.

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Nintendo of America boss says SNES Classic production will be way up, don’t overpay for the console. Yeah, okay

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Nintendo stakes its name on two things: producing fucking wonderful first-party games, and producing artificial scarcity at mind-snapping, wallet-breaking levels. So fucking excuse me if I don’t believe Nintendo of America’s ChiefCzar when he tells consumers not to overpay for the SNES Classic.

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‘Deadpool’ director Tim Miller is officially helming ‘Terminator 6’, a franchise which simply cannot die

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Tim Miller is a pretty cool director. Terminator used to be a pretty cool franchise. Can the former resurrect the latter? I’m fucking skeptical, but I’m also fucking hopeful.

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