Saturn’s rings formed in a violent event less than 100 million years ago, which is sort of gnarly

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How long has Saturn had its rings? Not as long as we fucking thought, apparently. AstronomerWizards have concluded they originated from a violent event, somewhere between 10 and 100 million years ago.

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Netflix told its investors it loses more viewers to ‘Fortnite’ than HBO. Weird flex, but okay!

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Netflix is more concerned about Fornite than it is HBO, folks. A bit of an odd idea at first. However, upon reflection it seems like a pretty intriguing commentary on how media and media competition has changed.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Trailer: WICK VERSUS EVERYBODY and YOU FEEL BAD FOR ‘EM

Gonna level with you. I turned off this trailer at the first gunshot. I need to keep all the action saved for the big screen. But, even the dialogue and setting got me torqued. This movie is going to change my life.

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Steve Carell starring in Netflix series based on Trump’s SPACE FORCE, reteaming with ‘The Office’ creator Greg Daniels

A Netflix series from Steve Carell and Greg Daniels? Sounds awesome to me. Based on Trump’s Space Force? Sounds awesome to me. But, we gotta acknowledge it. We’re living in an ever-increasingly glitching reality.

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EA has canceled its open-world ‘Star Wars’ game again as it learns absolutely fucking nothing

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EA has canceled its open-world Star Wars game, again. My goodness, my gracious. The company looked at the early-in-development title and thought to itself, “we need Star Wars movie sooner than this can yield it” and, yup, dead. EA’s handling of the Star Wars license has been a fucking travesty up until this point, and well. Why change now? Keep churning out half-baked multiplayer titles and deny the public the open-world single-player experience its clamoring for.

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‘Ghostbusters 3’ Teaser Trailer: The franchise is going straight ‘Stranger Things’ and why not?

Well then. We’ve gone from a Ghostbusters 3 reveal to a Ghostbusters 3 teaser trailer in quite the fucking hurry, huh?

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China has grown the FIRST PLANTS on the MOON, yo!

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China out here doing dope shit on the moon, folks. Not only were they first to land on the far side of the moon, but now they’re straight-up growing plants there.

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Jason Reitman is directing a new ‘Ghostbusters’ set in the original universe. Sure, why the fuck not?

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I, for one, have no problem with Jason Reitman directing a new Ghostbusters movie. If it fucking owns, fantastic. If it fucking sucks, it’s just more pablum quickly disappearing from mind. Reitman is a pretty talented dude, so there’s a good chance the former will happen. And if it doesn’t? Again, who fucking cares.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Teaser Trailer: Ten Seconds of PURE WICK to hold us until Thursday’s full thing!

AHHH. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 TEASER. TEN SECONDS OF VALHALLA. FULL TRAILER THURSDAY.

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🚨’John Wick: Chapter 3′ poster! This is not a drill! 🚨

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Oh hell yes, we got ourselves a fucking John Wick: Chapter 3 poster.

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