‘Harley Quinn vs. Joker’ movie being developed, Hot Topic stock skyrockets after news

‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 3 Trailer: No Black Lion, no Voltron

Man, I can’t wait for Voltron‘s third season. So fucking hype. That’s, that’s it. I’m fucking sick, high on cough medicine, and really just want to take off my pants and melt into my couch. I’m out!

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Ben Affleck may already be done playing The Batman, which is completely fine

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Ben Affleck may *already* be done playing Batman, after finishing up Justice League. This is fine, completely fine. He’s adequate at best in the role, and he seems to fucking hate it. So, either way. Whatever.

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‘Shazam’ is the next DC movie to film, which excites three people, and I’m happy for them

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Man. Really, DC? Shazam is next? Speaks to the behind the scenes fucking chaos at Warner Brothers, right? I mean. Shazam. Not The Batman. Not The Flash. Goddamn Shazam. But, hey. Here’s hoping it’s good, and here’s hoping the aforementioned delayed projects end up kicking ass, thanks to the extra time they’ve been afforded.

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‘Doctor Doom’ movie being developed by ‘Fargo’ and ‘Legion’ showrunner Noah Hawley and I’m ready dude

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I’m fucking euphoric about any of Noah Hawley’s upcoming projects, flat out fucking euphoric. But there’s something particularly intriguing about the creator tackling Doctor Doom, and thereby reinvigorating the feces-flecked Fantastic Four movie property.

Let’s do this.

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‘The Defenders’ Trailer: Looks like Punisher will join the squad, and Stan Lee narrates

Fucking of course The Powers That Be are going to shoehorn the Punisher into The Defenders. What the fuck was I thinking, sort of actually believing he’d be absent from the upcoming team-up.

Check out the trailer after the jump, friends.

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New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ image teases magical, amazing team-up

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Don’t really know why this is news. Like, aren’t we expecting everyone to team-up in Infinity War? That said, I’m putting it behind the jump, just in case you’re *that guy* about the movie.

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‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Red Band Trailer: Stylishly Dressed Ultraviolence

I’m down for Kingsman: The Golden Circle. I was lukewarm on the original – liked it, didn’t love it – but the further away I get from it, the more I appreciate it as a fun, absurdly violent romp. I imagine the sequel shall follow suit.

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The Russo Brothers directing Noah Hawley’s next FX Series, ‘The Mastermind’

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The Russo Brothers and Noah Hawley working on anything, alone, is enough to get me excited. Them working together on a new TV series? I’m fucking pumped. Jacked, even.

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Julia Roberts starring in Amazon series from ‘Mr. Robot’ creator based on a fictional podcast wtf is going on

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Lotta, lotta fucking information to drink in, in that nightmare headline above. First: Julia Roberts is going to be starring in an Amazon series. Second: it’s being helmed by Sam Esmail, creator of Mr. Robot. Third: the show will be based off of Homecoming, a fictional podcast.

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