‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Trailer: Well, at least it has Jeff Goldblum

Here’s a trailer for the stupid follow to the stupid movie, Jurassic World. It is equal parts, lame, banal, and forced, but at least it has Jeff Goldblum.

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Rumor: Jon Hamm wants to be The Batman. This makes too much sense to actually fucking happen, huh?

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Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Reportedly. But, still. Let’s marinate in those wanky fanboy juices for a second, and say it again. Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Oh god, my nips get hard just contemplating it. Thus, it probably ain’t going to come to pass. Huh?

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Quentin Tarantino ‘Star Trek’ movie will be R-Rated, penned by ‘The Revenant’ writer. This is wonderful madness.

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I love all of this so much. Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek movie is going to be Rated R, and penned by the dude who wrote The Revenant. It’s so fucking weird that I can’t help but get excited.

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‘Aquaman’ First Look: Jason Momoa looking brooding, beefy as hell as Arthur Curry

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There’s no real reason to dawdle, filling this post with words. We’re all here for the same thing, even if we don’t admit it to ourselves. Jason Momoa looking beefy as fuck as Arthur Curry.

Hit the jump for the full thing, because EW is garbage and watermarks their pics.

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Edgar Wright currently writing ‘Baby Driver’ sequel script, let’s hear one for the good guys

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Edgar Wright is currently writing a sequel to Baby Driver, which is pretty rad. The original was damn fun, and made roughly a “fuckton” of money on a “relatively small” budget. So, it’s nice to see an inventive movie being rewarded with both financial and critical success.

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Quentin Tarantino’s next film is dropping on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders

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We know when Tarantino’s next movie is dropping, motherfuckers. Appropriately, or perhaps tastelessly, it will arrive on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders. August 9, 2019. I cannot fucking wait.

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Disney’s back in talks to buy Fox and things are reportedly speeding up. Hail, the Monoculture!

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So like, is Disney going to consummate this latest engorgement, or nah? I’m trying to figure out if I can be excited about Feige and company stepping in and unfucking the X-Men and Fantastic Four movie franchises.

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First Look: Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke from totally ass ‘Justice League’ post-credits scene

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If you were smart enough to duck the boring, uninspired, stunningly chintzy Justice League, then you missed a post-credits scene or two. One of them featured Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke also looking chintzy, and talking to the interminably insufferable EisenbergLuthor. However, should you want a glimpse, the actor dropped an official first look from the aforementioned scene.

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‘Black Mirror’ Season Four Trailer: Check out a preview of the episode ‘Arkangel’

Apparently, Netflix is celebrating thirteen days of Black Mirror. The company has dropped a trailer for the episode  titled Arkangel to commemorate, uh, one of the days. I ain’t watching it, wanting to keep it all a surprise, but you certainly may!

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Jake Gyllenhaal rumored to replace Affleck as Batman. Don’t tease me, bro

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Rumor has Jake Gyllenhaal as the dude eyed to replace Ben Affleck, should the actor drop the mantle. Like, this is fantastic, and I want it. Gyllenhaal is similar Ben Affleck, except talented, better looking, and ostensibly wouldn’t hate the role with every fiber of his being. Still not convinced? Go watch Nightcrawler and Prisoners and then get the fuck out of my faceee.

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