‘Bad Times At The El Royale’ Trailer: Beautiful People (including shirtless Thor) doing Horrible Things

You had me at shirtless Thor dancing, but the rest of the trailer for Bad Times At The El Royale also looks fucking awesome. Drew Goddard, god bless the dude, bringing his Cabin In The Woods chops to this movie as writer and director.

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‘Halloween’ Trailer: Michael Myers is back and Laurie is ready

Halloween is one of my Carpenter blindspots. Now, now, I know what you few OLers are thinking: another fucking classic movie Caff hasn’t seen! But, that’s not the case. I have seen it, just not in a hot minute. So, I don’t really know how much justice this reboot trailer does the original. That said, I fucking enjoy it. So there’s that?

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Dave Bautista wants to star in the ‘Gears of War’ movie. This is perfect beyond measure

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Dave Bautista as Marcus Fenix? Motherfuckers, we have finally found a way to get me to care about the Gears of War movie. Which means, of course, this will never happen. And I mean, they would never do this, but imagine if it was a super self-aware, tongue-in-cheek homage to 1980s action movies? Like 21 Jump Street for bro action. It could be so good, especially with his comedic chops.

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‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Trailer: My Name’s Miles Morales

I am incredibly pumped for this movie.

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Jared Leto is getting his own Joker movie ’cause we deserve nothing better

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God is dead and the DC Cinematic Universe killed him, hahaha, good god. But, hey, Suicide Squad made money. Which is more than, you know, Lucasfilm can say about their latest venture. Though, to be fair, I really enjoyed Solo, and I though Suicide Squad was one of the worst popcorn movies I’ve ever seen.

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‘Bumblebee’ Trailer: Finally, Someone Made A Real Transformers Movie

I’m all about this Bumblebee trailer, my friends. In fact, I’ve bought in on the movie since it was announced that Travis Knight was directing it.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ drops official image of Halle Berry looking fucking bad ass

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The marketing minds behind John Wick: Chapter 3 today dropped an official image of Halle Berry. The actress, who is playing Sofia, is looking bad ass, and flanked by two equally bad ass dogs.

I need this movie.

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Rumor: ‘Bond 25’ adding Helena Bonham Carter as the villain

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Helena Bonham Carter as the villain in Bond 25? Sign me up, my dudes.

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Jamie Foxx is starring in the ‘Spawn’ movie and this is equal parts odd and interesting

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Jamie Foxx? The Spawn movie? Yeah, I don’t know. It’s such an odd combination that I don’t feel comfortable prognosticating! For once, I know. Mark time. Mark date.

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‘Black Water’ Trailer: JCVD and Dolph Lundgren join forces for an ‘Under Siege’ rip-off. Cancel the fucking Oscars, folks

Oh me. Oh my. Anyone who follows OL closely (which, I’ll admit, is no one) knows that I’ve been fucking obsessed with JCVD, Steven Seagal, and 1980s-early 90s action movies in general. So, sweet titty fucking juices, JCVD and Dolph teaming-up for an Under Siege rip-off is all I want. MOTY 2018, mark it.

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