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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ cast recreates classic ‘Breakfast Club’ poster because nostalgia porn

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I’m down for anything 1980s, my friends. Even if that means swallowing my pride and appreciating this poster. After all, I’ve staked my reputation on giving Bateman shit for the Breakfast Club.

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Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ casts Mike Moh as Bruce Lee. Fucking Bruce Lee? Amazing

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Bruce fucking Lee is going to be in Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood? I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I love it. Also, I didn’t know Lee was involved with the tragic story that Tarantino’s movie is based on. But, here I am. Getting learned and being fucking stoked.

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Shane Black would make a ‘Nice Guys’ sequel in a heartbeat. So, let’s get this shit going!

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The Nice Guys is one of my favorite movies of the past five years, maybe of the past decade. I said favorite not best, don’t fucking @ me, okay? So, I’m more than wanting that fucking sequel teased at the end of the first. Will I get it? Who knows. But if it were up to director Shane Black, it would happen.

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‘Star Trek 4’ may lose both Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth over contract talks. This is posturing, right?

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Right now, Star Trek 4 is seemingly without both Chris Pine and the dude who played his father in the first Star Trek reboot. The two stars have left the movie over a contract dispute. But, I have to figure this is posturing. I mean, right?

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Rumor: Idris Elba really is a fucking top contender to play James Bond. Don’t mess with my heart, yo

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If you believe the scuttlebutt, Idris Elba really is a top contender to play James Bond. Yo, this would be so fucking good. Do I believe this rumors? Not really. But, still. This would be so fucking good.

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‘X-Men: Dark Phoenix’ reshoots purportedly will last three months. Marvel Studios can’t own this shit quick enough

My friends are coming home, soon enough

[edit: since this was published, it’s been refuted. straight-up? i don’t believe the refutation.]

They’re…They’re filming an entirely new fucking movie. Fox, I beg you. Just cut your losses, bury this movie, and wait for Marvel Studios to own the characters.

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‘The Batman’ will begin filming in Spring 2019 with Affleck producing. Hopefully only producing amirite

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The Batman has a fucking date to begin filming That’s right, friends. Spring 2019! Furthermore, motherfuckin’ Benny Affleck is going to be producing. But let me level with ya, I really don’t want the dude in the suit.

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James Gunn’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ script may have been scrapped. If so, Dave Bautista says he’ll quit

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This shit show just continues to get shittier. Apparently Gunn’s Guardians Vol. 3 has been scrapped, days after Bautisa said he’ll quit if it was.

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First Look: Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate in Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time in Hollywood’

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I’m all about Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, folks. And, this picture of Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate has only furthered this all-about-ness. My only complaint? Why the fuck did Robbie upload an image that’s 480×480? Goodness gracious.

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Matt Reeves says draft of noir-driven ‘The Batman’ will be done in two weeks. I am cautiously optimistic, dudes

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And lo and behold, there was one person still excited for Matt Reeves’ The Batman. That person is me, friends. Yes, I sit alone. For now. But when the movie ends up kicking ass, I will smugly say that I told you so.

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