OH SHIT, WHEDON CONFIRMS: QUICKSILVER AND SCARLET WITCH are in ‘AVENGERS 2.’ Prepare yourself.

May 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Joss Whedon.

The Whedon has confirmed what has been speculated: the motherfuckering (yes, fuckering) Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver shall be in the second Avengers movie. I don’t know about you, my fellow Marvel fans, but this makes the Universe really fucking interesting to me.

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CHRISTOPHER NOLAN + JAMES BOND = REAL. Maybe. Sort of.

May 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Christopher Nolan.

Christopher Nolan opined back during some movie’s marketing (Inception?) that he would love to direct  a Bond flick. Well buckle up fuckers, because what was once seemingly outlandish may actually come to fruition. Word on the street has it that the director is in informal talks to helm a James Bondage experience.

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER in talks for ‘TOXIC AVENGER’ REMAKE. Career swoon ++

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The Terminator.

Arnie Schwarz is in talks for a major role in the Toxic Avenger remake, though it ain’t for the titular one. Bummer. Homeboy looks particularly monstrous and melty since his return to the big screen.I would have loved to see him parlay that into a role as the toxic freakshow.

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Kevin Smith calls ‘CLERKS 3′ the series’ ‘EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.’ This explains everything.

May 13th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Clerks.

This dumb as shit quote from Kevin Smith explains a lot. Namely, how willing he is to pander to geeks’ loves. Or how out of touch he can be with his own work. Or how he would routinely praise the prequels back in the day.

Just.

Just no.

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FIRST LOOK: WOLVERINE and BEAST in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ 1970s swag.

May 13th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Yo.

Okay, this picture is dope. That’s two, mark it two!, pictures from X-Men: Days of Future Past that I’m digging. The correlation between the two? They’re both scenes that take place in the past. I loved First Class because it was also a period piece (can we call it that?), and so I imagine I’ll probably dig the shit out of those parts of Future Past. Brief aside: what’s up with Beast?

Hit the jump to check out the picture.

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Opinions Vary: Rocky IV Is a Cold War Musical Extravaganza

May 12th, 2013 by Eduardo Pluto

Rocky IV

In case you missed it, it was recently announced that Rocky: the Musical, the tuneful reimagining of the Oscar-winning film and current hit in Germany, will be coming to Broadway in the near future. A brainchild of none other than Sylvester Stallone, the production transports the classic boxing story from the screen to the stage, to a genre whose aim is to not only capture the eyes of the audience, but their ears as well (without the need to cast Mike Tyson). So American audiences will soon have the opportunity to do more than just cheer on their favorite all-American underdog; they will be able to sing along with the prized pugilist, lyric for mumbled lyric. Read the rest of this entry »

‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ PIC: Counterculture PROFESSOR X needs a goddamn bath.

May 10th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Hey gurl.

Okay, I’m digging this picture. It’s of Jimmy Mac as Professor X going straight counterculture. Chest out, immobile dong just looking for weed and love. Mannn.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in talks for TWO ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUELS, no word on ‘IRON GUY 4.’

May 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Avengers

Well this is interesting. RDJ is in talks to reprise his role as Really Rich Smart Guy in not one but two of those Avengers flicks. But what about Iron Guy 4, you’re proclaiming?! Who knows. My own personal take? Stark dies in Avengers 2, and “comes back to life” or whatever in the third.

What say you?

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First look at MEGAN FOX as APRIL O’NEIL. More like APRIL O’NO. LOL.

May 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

BARK AT THE MOON.

Rome is burning, folks. So is our childhood.

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‘ENDER’S GAME’ TRAILER: I SHOULD READ THIS BOOK.

May 7th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Ender's Game.

Despite The Dude lending me his copy of Ender’s Game something like five years ago at this point, I ain’t never read it. With this first trailer getting me a bit intrigued, it seems that now may be the time to shove this classic deep into my synapses.

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