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Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe join next movie from ‘The Witch’ director. I’m all about this

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Maybe it’s a hot take, but Robert Pattinson can 1000% act when he isn’t in a fucking Twilight movie. And, obviously, Willem Dafoe is Willem Dafoe. So, I’m goddamn stoked to see what Robert Eggers got in store for them.

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‘Pacific Rim 2’ IMAX Trailer: Let’s Go Already!

I want this movie to succeed. That said, I have a bad feeling about its chances at doing so. Not because it’ll be a particularly bad movie, but because it’ll be a particularly whatever it’s fun movie with a big budget. But, I’m digging this fucking trailer. How you feeling about it?

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‘Incredibles’ 2 Trailer: We Wanna Fight Bad Guys!

Man, I didn’t think I could produce the juice to get torqued for this movie. You know, boner juice. But, I’m fucking digging this trailer.

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‘Ready Player One’ Trailer: Just nerds ruining nerd shit for the rest of us nerds

As an admitted nerd, and cyberpunk slut, I didn’t think I would ever be ashamed of my desire to live in the Metaverse. Whelp, here the fuck we are.

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Alex Garland wants to make a ‘Swamp Thing’ movie and they should fucking let him

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Alex Garland, director of Ex Machina and the upcoming (and apparently dope as fuck) Annihilation wants to make a Swamp Thing movie. Given the quality of his past two directorial efforts, and his further work as a great screenwriter, I say they should fucking let him.

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Dwayne Johnson’s ‘Fast & Furious’ spin-off wants ‘Deadpool 2’ director David Leitch

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Listen, let’s be fucking upfront. The previously rumored Shane Black would be the perfect dude to direct a Rock/Statham F&F spin-off. However, if we can’t have him? David Leitch and his glorious brand of action would be a great runner-up.

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Warner Bros. wants Michael Bay to direct the ‘Lobo’ movie and this is perfect

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Maybe it’s the longer days contributing some solar-powered optimism, maybe it’s my latent love for portions of Michael Bay’s oeuvre. But, I’m down for the dude directing a Lobo movie. Both of them are a monument to excessivism and mindless violence. Both of them are meat-head dumb asses. And together? They may damn well be unstoppable.

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Joaquin Phoenix in talks to play The Joker in the character’s origin story movie

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Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker? I can support this casting. But, I ain’t getting my hopes up for the casting, or the movie. Phoenix was supposed to be Doctor Strange, but then bailed the fuck out. Not only that, but, man. Getting excited for a DCU movie at this point feels like an exercise in false hope.

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‘Venom’ Trailer: Well, I hope Sony is playing the long game with this movie

Hey! It’s the Venom trailer! Without Venom! The majority of people I’ve talked to about the Venom trailer are shrugging at best. I can get not wanting to give an enormous glimpse at the titular symbiote in the first trailer, but, man. This trailer a resounding yawn.

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‘Deadpool 2’ Trailer: More Ultraviolent Meta Merriment!

I’ve been waiting for this trailer for a good goddamn while, my dudes. And, it doesn’t disappoint in the the fucking slightest. We got some meta shots at Justice League, a weird self-referential look at Cable’s arm, and a tease of David Leitch’s brand of action. Let’s go!

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