Robert Downey Jr is returning for the ‘Black Widow’ movie. Bro, what?

robert downey jr black widow movie

RDJ! He’s returning for the Black Widow movie. It’s a weird take, if you ask me. Like, haven’t we been asked to grieve already? Now they’re both back. I know, I know. It’s a fucking prequel. But still.

Part of me wants to be like, Feige is pooping now that Spider-Man is gone. However, the other part of me? Feels like they wouldn’t shoehorn it in. Thoughts?

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Nic Pizzolatto and Robert Downey Jr. (‘Weird Science’) teaming up for HBO ‘Perry Mason’ series

‘Iron Man 4’ teased by Robert Downey Jr.

Iron Man 3.

Man. Maybe Robert Downey Jr. ain’t done starring in solo Iron Man flicks just yet.

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Robert Downey Jr. appearing in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’


Consummate fuccboi and proponent for extensive government regulations Tony Stark will be in Spider-Man: Homecoming. I think we have all sort of expected this, but now it is confirmed.

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Rumor: Captain America and Iron Man in the next ‘Spider-Man’ movie


Lost in all the fapping over and critiquing of last week’s Civil War trailer was this: there wasn’t any Spider-Kid in the trailer. Which is sort of dope, ’cause it means they’re saving him. For when? Who knows! But he will be in the movie, as part of the glorious Shared Universe. And it gets better! Not only is Spidey appearing in a Cap movie, but Cap and Iron Man will also be appearing in his.

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Paul Thomas Anderson writing and maybe directing ‘Pinocchio’ for Robert Downey Jr.

Paul Thomas Anderson.

Woah. This, this is a bit of an interesting development. Like, what Universe are we in? And can I get back to Earth-Prime? Or maybe where shit like this exists is somewhere where I want to be.

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Downey Jr. says big movie announcement coming in eight days, drops Iron Man character poster for ‘AoU’


Robert Downey Jr hung a double-whammy on the masses today. First the actor dropped an Iron Man character poster for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Neat enough, right? But then the good lad followed up that magnanimity up by announcing…a Marvel announcement. Apparently Marvel Studios is dropping some announcement in eight days, and like. If this isn’t web-shooter related, I’ll be shocked.

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Rumor: Russo Brothers to direct ‘Avengers 3’ and ‘Avengers 4’

The Russo brothers.

Last night the RDJ+CP3=MCU’sCW news broke. And while I dug it, I agreed with most who were all “Wait, Civil War, already?” But what I was hoping (OH HOPES OF HOPE) was that Cap 3 was merely the jumping-off point for Cinematic Civil War. The kick-off, the impetus, the boiling point. And if the rumors of the Russo Brothers maybe/sorta directing the next two Avengers movies are true, it would help perpetuate my hope. Sanctify it. In blood and comic book flesh and the mewling whimper of a decaying star’s doomed infancy.

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Woah: Robert Downey Jr. joining ‘Captain America 3’, movie will start Marvel’s ‘Civil War’

Tony Stark.

Robert Downey Jr. is going to be in Captain America 3. And if the tea leaves are to be believed the movie is going kick-off the MCU version of Marvel’s Civil War. Well! Looks like I was TOTALLY FUCKING RIGHT about Marvel’s Civil War push next year being about tying into an MCU version of the event. Truthfully, nothing’s been proven definitively. But my dick is small and my mind is shot and I need victories in my life.

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‘Iron Man 4’ confirmed by Robert Downey Jr; STARK RAVING AWESOME


Well. I guess us Marvel Fanboys can call off the midnight incantations. The blood-letting, the sacrifices of small rodents and meandering children. Iron Man 4 is happening.

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