#August2015
‘Metal Gear Cafe’ is a real place in Paris. Le Big Boss Burger, frreal.
Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.
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Monday Morning Commute: hello space-satan? is the deal still on the table?
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, my friends. I’m going to spare you my usual Fusillade of Verbosity for the week. ‘Cause honestly I have a bit of a headache, and the SpiritsVapors are burning out in my synapses quicker than I anticipated. Don’t snort them, Caff. The GraveBits are tired. You will metabolize them too quickly. You know better! You know better. And I do. But when you’re tired, and you got a bit of the sludge-blood, what else can you do?
You can lay down.
Kojima Productions has been “dissolved”, according to Snake’s Japanese Voice Actor
Kojima Productions is no more, according to the gentleman who voices Snake in Japn. And damn. This hurts, man. Not that I have totally loved MGS in recent years. This hurts, man. Not that I expected to hear news to the contrary. It still hurts. The end of a fucking era.
Kojima and Del Toro’s game collab ‘Silent Hills’ is totally cancelled
[Update: Konami has confirmed Silent Hills is dead.] It seemed inevitable, but still we dreamed it not so. With Kojima and Konami breaking up oddly, publicly, messily, it seems that Metal Gear’s Master’s collab with Pacific Rim Guy is dead. Fucking bummer.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ – If you suck, equip the Chicken Hat you dingus.
Should you suck at Metal Gear Solid 5, don’t worry. Kojima has the answer for you. The chicken hat. A magical item (seriously) that will nerf how quickly guards spot you.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ dropping in 2015
Kojima has confirmed that MGS5 is dropping next year. It’s the latest in a slew of confirmations for 2015. Phew. At least we know when this console generation is actually getting started. A bit touch and go there for a while. The Powers That Be had us thinking 2014, but one by one the big titles pulled out. Leaving us with bullshit half-fried up-ports like Watch_Douche and Destiny: Halo Unevolved.
