‘Metal Gear Cafe’ is a real place in Paris. Le Big Boss Burger, frreal.

Metal Gear Cafe.

Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.


Dubbed “Metal Gear Cafe,” this temporary restaurant recently opened in Paris. Besides “Le Big Boss Burger,” there are also Phantom cocktails and Mother Base themed desserts (above). And yes, it’s serving up “hot Diamond Dogs.”

The Metal Gear Cafe will be open until the game is released on September 1, so you don’t have much more time to sneak over for a meal. But let’s hope the service is good and doesn’t keep you waiting, huh?

Check out more pictures at the above link to Kotaku.