‘Guardians’ Trailer: Mother Russia’s Superhero Team is Beautiful Insanity

What, what the fuck is going on here. I’m in. All in.

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Hackers have stolen over 100 Cars using a Laptop; Hack the Planet et cetera


The future is here! It’s just not evenly distributed. So says Billy Gibson. Well. I can confirm a couple of people who have received the future. These console cowboys have stolen more than 100 cars, using their leet hacker skills.

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‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Season 2 Trailer: Drugs With Junkyard Elmo

Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead

Idris Elba.

Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.

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‘Metal Gear Cafe’ is a real place in Paris. Le Big Boss Burger, frreal.

Metal Gear Cafe.

Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.

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Vin Diesel’s ‘The Last Witch Hunter’ Trailer: You Will Believe A Bro Can Sorcerer

Louis C.K. is the Batman we need, not the Batman we deserve.

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Final Trailer: Revenge is best served post-apocalyptic

Play: ‘Super Mario 64’ first level remade in Unity Engine

Alien Star cut through our Solar System some 70,000 years ago

whizzing by

Feeling pretty fucking safe, ain’t you. But you shouldn’t, you fucks. You can be sitting around, and little do you know, alien stars are whizzing through the Oort Cloud.

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