What, what the fuck is going on here. I’m in. All in.
The future is here! It’s just not evenly distributed. So says Billy Gibson. Well. I can confirm a couple of people who have received the future. These console cowboys have stolen more than 100 cars, using their leet hacker skills.
Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.
Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.
Feeling pretty fucking safe, ain’t you. But you shouldn’t, you fucks. You can be sitting around, and little do you know, alien stars are whizzing through the Oort Cloud.