#September2014

The Kojima Report: ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ preview & ‘Metal Gear Solid Collection’ tease

Quiet.

Hideo Kojima is hanging all sorts of Metal Gear Solid upside our fucking head today. Dropping a preview focusing on the totally gratuitous and frankly somewhat stupid wank material character Quiet. And the good sir has also teased a new Metal Gear Solid collection.

Both after the jump.

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‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE PHANTOM PAIN’ TRAILER: Makes me want to PUNISH my SNAKE

Punished Snake.

Get it? Because his name is Punished Snake? Oh, blame The Faux Bot. He told me to use it. (I do like it a lot.)

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‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE EGREGIOUS SUBTITLE” coming to XBOX ONE.

Metal Gear Solid - Ground Zeroes.

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is coming to the Xbone, and it is bringing with it all the eccentric accouterments you expect from a Kojima game.

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KOJIMA IS F**KING TROLLING US, RIGHT? KIEFER SUTHERLAND is voicing SNAKE in ‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5.’

Kiefer Sutherland.

I have a hard time believing that Kiefer Sutherland is actually voicing Snake in Metal Gear Solid 5: Kojima Fucks With You. I mean, Kojima has pulled our collective undies over our head too many times for us to just believe this. Right? Right?! Do you?

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Konami Recruiting For The ‘Latest Metal Gear Solid’

Go figure. There’s going to be a new Metal Gear Solid. Who knows what’s going to be going on in it, but Jesus Christ someone get that mustache off of Solid.

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Kojima Clarifies, Says ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ Coming At Some Point. A-Doi!

All that swagalicious boner time that a good portion of the gaming community and myself dedicated to the news that MGS5 was coming last week can be mildly mitigated. Speaking to Formless PlayStation Propaganda, he elaborated on the news that dribbled out of the internet’s anus last week.

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Hideo Kojima Is Helming ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’…Why Do I Care? I Can’t Help It. Scissors 61!

Much like the Mafia, every time I think I’ve gotten out of the Metal Gear cult, I get dragged back in. Kojima’s working on MGS5, and I can feel my tactical espionage swelling in my jeans.

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