#August2017
Daniel Craig finally friggin’ confirms he’s returning for one last ‘Bond’ movie
The Daniel Craig and Bond will they/won’t they dance has finally come to its end-resolution-whatever-the-fuck. The actor will be returning for Bond 25, and then, that’s it.
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Rumor: Daniel Craig signed on for *two* more ‘Bond’ movies. This can be explained with the dollar bill emoji
Daniel Craig previously swore he would rather die than play James Bond again. Now, rumors have him signing on for two more Bond movies. He must have uh, must have had a serious ($$$$$) change of heart (bank account).
Denis Villeneuve is a frontrunner to direct ‘Bond 25’ along with two other dudes, but let’s not dwell on them
Denis Villeneuve is *a* frontrunner for Bond 25. He’s actually, I’ll admit it, not *the* frontrunner, that’s Yann Demange. However, fuck. I can’t even imagine the spy-throbber I’d get, watching a Villeneuve-powered Bond 25.
Five studios fighting for distrbution rights to next ‘James Bond’ movie
The distributor for James Bond 25 is up in the air, apparently. Currently, as we speak, five studious are engaged in bare-knuckle brawling for the, uh, purchased honor.
Rumor: Daniel Craig has agreed to do one more James Bond movie
The will-they, won’t-they shit surrounding Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise continues to uh, emerge from the pop-culture rumor sphincter? Don’t really know where I was going with that metaphor. Hey whatever. Craig! Bond! One last ride?
Rumor: Daniel Craig offered $150 million to return for two more ‘Bond’ movies
Man, I like your Bond, Craig. But even I have misgivings about you needing to be bribed until returning to the franchise for this much money. Like, you ain’t *that* good as Bond, even to me. Give me Elba. Give me Hiddleston.
Sam Mendes (‘Skyfall’) may direct ‘James and the Giant Peach’ live-action remake
Can’t say I saw this coming. Sam Mendes goes from James Bond to James Peach?
Director Susanne Bier (‘The Night Manager’) on short list to direct next ‘James Bond’
Fuck, man. I’ve been saying that Tom Hiddleston has proven in The Night Manager that he has the chops to play Bond. Well, director Susanne Bier has proven in The Night Manager that she has the chops to direct a Bond flick. Let the reteaming commence.
Confirmed: Sam Mendes is done directing James Bond movies
Sam Mendes directed the last two James Bond movies. And whatever the problems with the plot one may have (even I fucking hated Spectre), they were unflinchingly gorgeous. So it’s with a heavy heart that I announce he’s leaving the franchise. Along with, it seems, Daniel Craig. But bring on Tom Hiddleston! But bring on another talented director, please!
Tom Hiddleston in “advanced talks” to play James Bond
Fuck yeah! After watching Night Manager, I am more than concerned than convinced that I would love Loki as my next Bond, James Bond.
