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Earth may partly be made from interstellar rocks from this galaxy. How fucking gnarly is that?

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A new scientific paper postulates that Earth may be partly made-up of interstellar rocks like Oumuamua. This is objectively fucking rad.

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Space Swoon: Earth viewed from 10,000 miles away is resplendent as fuck

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Drink in some perspective, swine! Do so by checking out this glorious image of Earth, taken some 10,000 miles away.

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Watch: The Earth Rise from the JAXA Kaguya spacecraft

This week, the Japanese Space Agency released the first HD footage of the Earth Rise from the Moon. This footage, man. This footage is fucking stunning. Glory! Perspective! Now, just imagine HD footage from Mars. Okay, yeah, fine. This is only tangentially related. But it still gets my geek-gonads gooey.

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Watch: One Year of Earth from One-Million Miles Away

Space swoon! Swooning! Over space!

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Ancient Mars was even more Earth-Like than we thought

Mars.

Mars! The Red Planet! Ares! We’ve known that back in the day, the son of a bitch was similar to Earth. But as we learn more about the planet, it keeps turning out that it was more Earth-Like than imagined. Pretty cool.

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Space Swoon: NASA releases gorgeous image of Earth rising over the Moon’s surface

[Watch] Time-lapse of Earth In 4K

Earth.

Make no mistake. Our planet is fucking gorgeous, despite us over-evolved Monkeys doing our best to eradicate our glorious Blue Marble. Here’s a time-lapse of our Space-Ship, and it should give you both pause and wonder. And if doesn’t you’re fucking dumb. DUMB. Get the fuck out of my face. (I’m just kidding, what a monkey-like reaction. You’re still beautiful.)

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Space Swoon: Moon and Earth’ straight chillin’

THE MOON

Here’s a perspective that we seldom see. The Moon LARGE AS FUKK hanging out with a Blue Marble that actually looks like a Blue Marble. Don’t see that much. Unless you’re one of those douchebag Kryptonians lurking among us. Flying into space at well. Probably looking at my dong with your x-ray vision from the Dark Side. I resent you.

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NASA astronomer finds first EARTH-SIZED planet in habitable zone. Pack yer bags.

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Pack your bags! Once we can conquer the impossible and traffic faster than light, we’ve found our first stop. Motherfuckin’ Earth-sized planet has been spotted in the “juicy space spot”, where planets thrive. I’m just spit balling. I don’t really know what I’m talking about. Too busy fingering my ass in public and screaming “you’ll never find me where I’m going!” while wearing my NASA space suit.

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SPACE SWOON: Here’s a look at EARTH from MARS.

Earth.

Stunning picture of Earth from Mars right up in here. Perspective++, brolos. Ain’t nothing better than being reminded that we’re just a little cute irrelevant speck in the cosmic dust. If we used that revelation to strive for something bigger, of course. Oh, me? I’m going to slap Double Gulps from 7-Eleven all day and look at porn. I’m no leader! You, go, start the revolution. Or pass the Fritos, I don’t care.

Hit the jump for the images.

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