‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ has Chris Pratt returning as ‘Star-Lord’ and please let’s get Big Lebowski Thor!

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One of the more lovely things about Endgame was the bantering between Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy, specifically Chris Pratt’s Star-Lord. Which means, goddamn yes, I’m stoked he’s returning in Thor: Love and Thunder.

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Watch: Chris Pratt shares “really illegal” heartwarming ‘Avengers: Endgame’ behind the scenes video

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This video is all the fucking feels. Hit the jump to check it out, cause Instagram video is gross.

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Chris Pratt in talks to join next movie from ‘Sicario’ and ‘Hell or High Water’ writer Taylor Sheridan

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Taylor Sheridan’s movies are consistently fucking enjoyable. I mean, they oscillate between absolute fucking classic (Sicario, which he wrote) and enjoyably miserable affair (Wind River which he wrote and directed). So, throw some fucking Chris Pratt into mix? Hell yes.

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Chris Pratt-starring ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ adaptation is arriving in theaters in 2019, pinky swear

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I’ve been writing about the Chris Pratt/Cowboy Ninja Viking project for a while, with my apex-boner arriving back in the day when the John Wick directors were attached. They ain’t anymore, unfortunately, but now at least the movie has a release date. And! Back in the day, it had a script by the Deadpool dudes. Is that script still being used? I ain’t got a fucking clue. So, pending script and director, I’m cautiously optimistic about this adaptation of a comic series I damn enjoyed.

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Chris Pratt says the ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ movie is not dead

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Chris Pratt has said that the Cowboy Ninja Viking movie is not dead. Which is great, because the comic book series about multiple-personality murderous assassins was hilarious and fucking gorgeous.

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Obviously: ‘Jurassic World’ confirmed as planned trilogy

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Obvious news is obvious. But, uh, here, enjoy it, those of you silly enough to like Jurassic World. Seriously though, who knows, maybe the sequel will be better. Jurassic World was in development hell forever, and one can hope that’s what led to such a horrid, mutant script.

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Gunn: It was Chris Pratt’s idea to cast Kurt Russell in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

I love you, Chris Pratt. I love you for this idea, I love you for seemingly disappearing this year (for the most part) and lowering your Over Exposure Measure, I love you in general.

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James Gunn: “There are no real plans” for ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’, Me: Yeah Okay.

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James Gunn said there are no real plans for GoTG 3. I assure you, Mr. Gunn, that Marvel is certainly planning on milking that zillion-dollar franchise a third time. As for your involvement in the movie? I’m not sure, maybe you do leave the series. Who knows. If the sequel rules, I hope you stay.

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Watch: Batista teaches Chris Pratt how to do a power bomb; Batista Bombing the Galaxy!

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I want to marry Pratt so badly, but I think I have like, at most, a 35% chance. I mean, it’s not because I’m worried, or I wouldn’t get my wife’s blessing. It’s just that he doesn’t return my telegrams, or Instagram messages, or psychic gonad mutterings.

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Chris Pratt pushes play on “Awesome Mix Vol. 2” as ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ rehearsals begin

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Listen, I know this really isn’t reporting much. But I’m pumped, nay!, jacked, nay!, jacked+pumped for the sequel to my favorite film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. So I’m going to happily consume any flimsy pseudo-news wrapped in the franchise’s spectral form that comes my way.

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