23-year-old dude from Brooklyn releases new chips that mine Bitcoins 50 times faster. THE FUTURE.
If you want to get in on the hot Bitcoin casino action, you’re going to need some of them Bitty-Coinz. There is a new lad on the prowl, making them mining operations sing at a bit of a higher frequency.
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Vladimir Putin hires BOYZ II MEN to try and promote RUSSIAN BABY MAKING. I’m srs.
Vladimir Putin is smart. He knows that Russia’s declining birth rates could only be solved through the most austere of measures. That’s right, through the power of Boyz II Men’s melodious tunes upon a concert stage.
WEEKEND OPEN BAR: soup or bowl?
[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble-about-anything weekend post at OL. Comment on the topic at hand. Tell us how drunk you are. Describe a comic you bought. This is your chance to bring the party.]
The day is almost upon us my friends. Here we have two juggernaut titans ready to do battle on the gridiron. You know what, I can’t do it. I can’t fake it. I just don’t give a shit about this Sunday’s game. Sure, you can say that because my team got eliminated a fortnight ago that I’m bitter. And maybe I am a little. But I have a reason to be. It’s not my fault that my team’s legendary quarterback (Who shall remain Bradyless … I mean nameless) can no longer function in the second half of big games. And I don’t see why I shouldn’t be bitter that my amazing head coach (Who’s Belickick I won’t mention … I mean name) can no longer design a defense to fool a mouth breather like Joe Flacco.
Anyway, I digress. That’s not why we’re here today. I don’t want to talk about real sports.
I don’t give a shit what that groundhog says, winter is almost over. Soon we’ll all be thrust from our cozy dwellings to enjoy the world once more. What will we do for fun then? My question this Open Bar is what is your favorite fake sport? What is a fake sport? Well it’s one of those sports that people will mention when mentioning sports they like, but it’s not actually a real sport. It’s in that in-between category. Not as stationary as a hobby, and more skill than an activity.
So I ask, what is your favorite fake sport?
‘REVENGE’ star Emily VanCamp is SHARON CARTER in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, say word?
Emily VanCamp has landed the female lead in Steve Rogers: Hurting for Tony, Humping for World Peace. I’m not familiar with VanCamp, but I am certain she will perform the role admirably. Or not. Then I’ll hurl frozen hot dogs at her at SDCC, screaming that her love for Rogers could never match mine.
A storm on SATURN so frakin’ huge it wrapped around the planet. Blood + Thunder.
How is this for a storm. The wunder-object Cassini has picked up a thunder-and-lightning maelstrom on Saturn that is so goddamn enormous, it wraps around the entire planet. That is some straight not fucking around space right there.
HIDEO KOJIMA goes full RAIDEN action figure. Yup. Yupyup.
Hideo Kojima has sloughed off the coils of mortality, ascending into his rightful place as an action figure turned cyborg. Unfortunately, there is no drawstring that lets the windy Kojima blather socio-philosophical sweet nothings, but here is hoping the production model will remedy that miss.
Kim Dotcom offering money if you can defeat Mega’s encryption. Get at it!
Kim Dotcom has offered a flourishing bounty of ducats, should someone be capable of defeating his new file-sharing service’s encryption. Now, I don’t really know anything about encryption. I don’t. However, what I do know about is the Internet. And generally I’ve found that where there is an Internet, there is a way.
First look of Amy Adams as LOIS LANE is all okay, business casual or something.
Hey! Here is a black and white picture of Amy Adams holding an iPad. Technically, it is a first look of the actress in the role of Lois Lane. But for my money’s worth, it is pretty unimpressive.
‘PLAYSTATION 4’ being announced on February 20, motion-sensored arousal.
Is sensored a word? It is now! IDGAF. Oh boy. So yeah. Sony is announcing PlayStation 4 Wunder Pow! on February 20, which means I need to start rubbing dimes together. Here is hoping the Powers that Be at the company don’t drop another, “we want our customers to love our products so much they being selling seed and egg to afford us” on the crowd.
‘IRON MAN 3’ Poster and Super Bowl Teaser Trailer: Like, sad Tony is sad.
We get it. Tony is going to get his heart sharted upon for a good amount of the third Iron Bro flick. I am excited to bask in his ass-whupping, since it only ensures that his eventual triumph will be through the power of an enormous phallaser powered by the homoerotic tension between Tony and Steve from Avengers.
Oh yeah, hit the jump for a poster and Super Foosball trailer.
