‘IRON MAN 3’ Poster and Super Bowl Teaser Trailer: Like, sad Tony is sad.

LOL HE IS SHITTING HIS IRON PANTS.

We get it. Tony is going to get his heart sharted upon for a good amount of the third Iron Bro flick. I am excited to bask in his ass-whupping, since it only ensures that his eventual triumph will be through the power of an enormous phallaser powered by the homoerotic tension between Tony and Steve fromĀ Avengers.

Oh yeah, hit the jump for a poster and Super Foosball trailer.

Homeboy is all falling and shit.