NASA Probe exploring an asteroid accidentally takes picture of a fucking black hole! Happy little accidents!

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Sometimes, you put your mind to it and succeed wildly. Sometimes, you put your mind to it and fail. However, other times you just stumble into victory. Such is the case with this NASA probe which snapped an image of a black hole without even trying.

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Monday Morning Commute: Developing the Anti-Apocalypse Serum

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Self-immolation is a hell of a drug, friends! Ask the DNC, as they continue to tear the walls down on themselves to prevent the Bern. Shit, ask me! On those dark nights where it feels like 8,000 calories of M&Ms makes way more sense than trying to fight my way out of my malaise! But, it’s fucking futile! We’re going to get another Trump presidency, and I could end up in a waistband three-sizes bigger than currently constituted. But if I’m being honest? The former seems way more plausible than the later, as I sip my deeply unfulfilling weekday smoothie that serves as both breakfast and lunch.

None the less, what’s the key to staving off self-immolation?

What are the secret ingredients of the Anti-Apocalypse serum?

I’m happy to tell you!

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‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake demo is out now for the PS4, fuckers! I’m can’t wait to give it a spin.

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I’ve slowly been sneakily getting excited for the Final Fantasy VII Remake. I say sneakily, because Square hasn’t made a good Final Fantasy since 2006. As well, the fact that they’ve changed the battle system and relegated the entire first game to Midgar. So, this demo is fucking perfect for me. I’m moderately excited, I’m cautious. I look forward to playing this shit and figuring out how I feel.

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Rockstar Games website seems to be teasing something. Is ‘Bully 2’ on the way? ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ reveal? Please be fucking ‘GTA VI’ oh god.

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Rockstar Games is teasing something. But what is it? Some folks think Bully 2. Some folks think Grand Theft Auto VI. And while I’d be stoked with either, I really fucking hope it’s the latter.

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Jordan Peele’s ‘Candyman’ Trailer: He’s The Monster That’s Part of This Neighborhood!

Yo, I didn’t even finish this trailer for Jordan Peele’s Candyman. It seemed too dope, you know? Don’t want to spoil it. But, fuck, I’m hyped from what I did check.

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‘Saint Maud’ Trailer: May the lord bless this terrifying religious horror!

Man, I was already sold on Saint Maud from its first trailer. But, now we got another one on this Ash Wednesday! And I’m doubly down, even if I just skimmed the trailer. I wanna preserve the experience! Okay? Fuck!

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Konami Code Creator Kazuhisa Hashimoto passed away last night. Rest in peace, you absolute fucking legend.

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If you’re like me and grew up gaming in the 1980s, you know the Konami code. And while I suppose I knew someone had to create it, I never knew dude’s name until now. Kazuhisa Hashimoto was his name, and he has passed away. Rest in peace, creator of such a seminal part of my childhood.

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Earth got itself a new “mini-moon” until it leaves in a few months! Hell yeah!

Hey! Earthlings! Check this shit out. We got ourselves a new mini-moon in orbit around us! At leas, for the time being!

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Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield’s ‘FreakAngels’ getting turned into Crunchyroll original animated series. Woah, fuck yeah!

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Didn’t ever expect to see Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield’s pretty damn rad FreakAngels adapted into an animated series. But, here we are! Thanks, Crunchyroll!

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Disney CEO Bob Iger stepping down immediately and being replaced by longtime Disney exec Bob Chapek. Sure, whatever, okay?

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Apparently, Bob Iger is stepping down immediately as Disney CEO. Dude ain’t leaving, though. He’s staying on as executive chairman through 2021, and who really knows what any of these fucking wizards do.

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