ALIENS WILL GIVE US TECHNOLOGY if we quit wars, says Former Canadian Defense Minister.
…We just need to quit wars. I mean, makes sense to me. Who the fuck knows what we’d do in the ways of weaponization the moment our Alien Overlords gave us infinite-energy crystals and sustainable thrust engines. Right? This Former Canadian Defense Minister is only spitting unvarnished truth.
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Cosplay: Batwoman and Batgirl fight the glorious Bat-fight.
I’m high on cold medicine and hacking dark, horrifying phlegm for a third day. Here have some cosplay while I curl up in a ball and pass gas that smells like a betrayal towards humanity. Nothing much like the rot-gut farts of a digestive tract besieged by mucous.
How does this even relate? I’m not sure.
COMPUTER MADE A GAME BY ITSELF. Entered Into Competition. It’s All Over.
Wait computers haven’t made games yet? I just sort of assumed. Maybe it’s because I wear tight leather pants, jack into the Matrix nightly, and generally stick Neuromancer up my ass while wearing sunglasses in the middle of a dark room. Still though, this is pretty gnarly. And terrifying.
‘STAR WARS’ comics are moving to MARVEL. No Duh++
Double-dipping on the Star Wars news today. Sorry! Sry. Gomen ne. Word has come down that Disney is doing the obvious — namely giving Marvel the license to Star Wars comics. A bit of a no brainer, considering that The Anti-Semite Mouse owns the House of Ideas.
BTFC Presents: The Best Comics of 2013
So 2013 is in the rearview, but what a year for comics, am I right? While Marvel had an impressive and diverse publishing initiative in Marvel NOW, DC alienated fans across the board with bland updates to their characters (save for Batman & Wonder Woman, maybe) and business practices that would seem right at home in the mid 20th century. Meanwhile, Image released a flood of new titles that only continued to improve their brand as the go-to company for independent, creator-owned fare. Paul Pope dropped his long awaited Battle Boy, comic legend Gilbert Hernandez dropped five new books, and we got another issue of Adrian Tomine’s Optic Nerve. We even got some “Event” books that weren’t half-bad. Hit the jump and check out what we here on Spaceship Omega thought was the 13 Best Comics of 2013, and make sure to agree/disagree with our rankings in the comments section!
BOBA FETT movie is being written by LAWRENCE KASDAN.
A Boba Fett movie is coming! It is being written by Larry Kasdan! The two factoids mating with one another should be capable of producing a gooey batch of excitement all over me. Then, I remember. Boba Fett is just the slap-dick clone of some loser who gets owned like a punk by some shit Jedi. Larry. Listen close. Ignore his history. Ignore it.
‘VERONICA MARS’ Movie Trailer: That Feel Good Nostalgia
Whoop, whoop! That’s the sound of the police! Or rather the witty, teenage gumshoe Veronica Mars back on the scene. But she ain’t a teenager no more, and this ain’t the small screen. Boom! See! ‘Cause it’s the trailer for the Veronica Mars movie. I’m fucking stoked! Stoked! Watching the trailer reminds me of how much I used to love this show. And how long ago the show was on. Fuck, I’m getting old. Darkness, darkness. Beautiful Kristen Bell. More darkness.
Next Marvel One-Shot Short Flick is “ALL HAIL THE KING.”
The next Marvel one-shot that’s arriving in tow with the Thor: The Dark World release is going to be titled “All Hail The King.” Anyone who has seen said movie has a pretty good goddamn idea who is going to be the star of the one-shot. Unless Marvel is trolling our asses, having quietly obtained the rights to Army of Darkness. Which would be the gnarliest thing ever. Ash for the Avengers Movement, please.
KANYE WEST-THEMED Bitcoin knock-off is coming. Kanye goes Crypto.
Coinye West is coming! Coinye West is coming! Sweet Jesus if that dude needed anything else to fluff up his ego, now he’s at the center of a new cryptocurrency. Welcome to the future, folks. It’s an odd place. I think I’ll stay. Pay for my adventures with an untraceable currency sporting Kanye West’s face.
PEGGY CARTER from ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ GETTING HER OWN TV SHOW. Righteous.
I say goddamn yes! Let this be true. Peggy Carter was a gem in Captain America: Pump Him Full of Drugs Then He Can Pump Me. Unfortunately since Steve Rogers decided to go full fucking popsicle, it sort of purged what would be an Old As Fuck Peggy Carter from the MCU. However, there’s a way around that! A way around that!, true believers. A television show set in the past featuring her stellar goddamn adventures. Let this be true.
