David Fincher wants CHRISTIAN BALE to play Steve Jobs in biopic.
Remember that Steve Jobs flick that Aaron Sorkin was writing the script for? Don’t worry. I completely forgot about it too. You know, the sheer awesomeness that was Ashton Ketchup’s movie about Jobs vaporizing even the idea that there could be another movie about the same topic. But low and fucking behold! The Sorkin joint still exists. Fincher is directing. And get this! Christian Bale may play Jobs.
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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 3’ could feature “Psychotic 1950s Cap”
When Steve Rogers plunged his silly ass into the ocean (if you go by movie canon, agreed, okay, shut the fuck up), he didn’t just take the world’s only super soldier out of the game. He ripped a piece of glorious propaganda out of the hands of the United States to employ during the Cold War. So what is a government to do? Find another Cap! Generate a facsimile. Captain America 3 could follow more Brubaker goodness and explore what happens when the Captain America stand-in goes fucking apeshit.
Cosplay: SNOW WHITE goes STEAMPUNK
Sultry Snow White going Steampunk? I say goddamn, I’m sold! My gears are grinding, generating heat. Heat turns to steam! Steam turns my metaphors into shit!
‘PACIFIC RIM 2’ still a possibility. Thar be a Kaiju in me pants. Roaring.
Pacific Rim. Sort of bombed, you’re thinking? Maybe, sorta. But this is the 233rd Century, according to the Meth Head Shaman outside 7-Eleven. Boundaries are illusory, Human Consciousness is Global. Which means, he said as he picked a wart off his cock-tip, that we must consider worldwide earnings when it comes to movies.
SOLAR STORM in 2012 nearly FRIED ALL OUR ELECTRONICS. Bow before SOL.
It’s only a matter of time before the sun deploys a gnarly solar storm that knocks down our electrical grids. Fries our cell phones. Reduces us to chimps with boner pills and botox. Said time was almost two years ago, but we got lucky like a mofuckah’.
Guys behind ‘LEGO MOVIE’ may direct ‘GHOSTBUSTERS 3’.
Phil Lord and Chris Miller are in talks to direct the third Bustin’ Ghosts (BUSTIN’ MAKES ME FEEL GOOD) flick. Is Ghostbuster 3 an appropriate homage, or in bad taste, after the passing of Harold Ramis? I’m torn. However should it get made, this stellar combination may be helm the beast.
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS’ comic ‘POWERS’ becoming TV show. ON PLAYSTATION. Word?
Well then. Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Oeming’s original comic Powers is finally coming to flat screens around the world. It’s been talked about for ages, and well fuck my greasy knobs!, it’s coming. But here’s the interesting thing. The son of a bitch is coming courtesy of PlayStation. Yep.
‘INFAMOUS: SECOND SON’ lead designer has peaced out from Sucker Punch.
ALL THE LEAD DESIGNERS ARE LEAVING! All! It feels like every time I turn around another motherfucker has left their perch as Lead Designer of Studio X. This time it’s Jaime Griesemer, Lead Guy of Sucker Punch.
Watch: BATMAN gets ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ OPENING CREDITS
Not too much to write about, here. It’s Batman done up in the style of the iconic True Detective credits. Dope as shit. Hot as shit! Shit as shit!
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN CRAPPING PANTS; proposes a ‘GAME OF THRONES’ movie.
You have to love George R.R. Martin, and his dripping diaper. Dude seems to be crapping his pants over the fact that Game of Thrones is catching up to his series. Instead of actually, you know, writing the next novels he seems to be coming up with a litany of ideas to cover his ass in case (NAY, WHEN) the television show burns through his material. His latest proposition? A movie.
