‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer: So many people returning, including the Emperor?
Man, I don’t really know what’s going on in this trailer. But, it looks like the Whole Squad is reunited and having fun (one last time). I’m ready for The Rise of Skywalker.
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Disney has revealed all the details about its streaming service. It drops November 12 and will cost $7. Plus! Marvel and Star Wars reveals!
Disney dropped an entire fucking fuckload of Disney+ news tonight. The company revealed its Star Wars and Marvel Studios shows, announced a price, and also dropped its release date. Come, come children, after the jump you will find it all.
Leaked: ‘Star Wars: The Fallen Order’ poster! C’mon, Respawn. Rock our tits!
The Star Wars games, since Disney gave EA the license, have landed somewhere between “eh” and “ass” for most people. That said, I think Respawn is the company that shall reverse the license’s fortunes.
‘Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice’ has sold two-million copies in 10 days. Long live the ‘Soulsborne’ titles!
I haven’t played Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice yet. But, I’m going to! And I don’t feel guilty about not picking it up yet, cause it’s selling like a motherfucker. Seeing an intensely difficult, niche-ass title selling so well makes me very happy.
First Look: The Speeder Bike from ‘The Mandalorian’ got that old time feels
Well! The Mandalorian is going to feature a speeder bike! Not much to go off of, but it continues my excitement for this show. Hit the jump to check it out!
‘Hawkeye’ series starring Jeremy Renner heading to Disney+ and will feature him passing the bow to Kate Bishop!
Hawkeye! Kinda cool! Jeremy Renner! Kinda eh! A series about him passing the torch to Kate Bishop? Kinda cool! Kinda eh! I don’t care for Renner, but I do like the character of Kate Bisbop. So, maybe it’ll turn out decent.
Behold the first image of a Supermassive Black Hole. My word, the future is dope!
Yo! We got it, friends. The first image of a black hole. Space continues to be metal as fuck, and we continue to plunder its secrets.
‘Westworld’ creators have signed nine-figure deal with Amazon Studios. That’s a lot of money for a lot of pretentious bullshit!
Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy, the creators of Westworld, have signed a nine-figure deal with Amazon. My word. People jizz over Westworld, but I don’t see it. It’s full of empty philosophy, meandering overwrought sequences, and boring narrative tricks. But, as I said, people jizz over the show. So on that level, it makes sense that Amazon would scoop them up.
Monday Morning Commute: God’s In Heaven / All’s Right With The World!
It’s Monday, motherfuckers! And, it’s dreary, and overcast here in the Northeastern arm of the Empire! So, I must confess. A bit of the banging of the doldrums going on over here. However let’s not wallow, right? Instead, let’s burn away the malaise with the throbbing (throbbing?), hot lights of excitement! Tell me what you’re enjoying and anticipating, here in the Monday Morning Commute!
I’ll go first!
