‘Black Panther 2’ is dropping May 6, 2022. Coogler and Feige keeping us waiting! But okay!
Man, Black Panther 2 ain’t coming for a fucking hot minute. I mean, it makes sense. Given Ryan Coogler wanting to do it justice and there being like roughly 3,000 movies/TV shows in production. That said, I fucking want it! And apparently I’m waiting until May, 2022.
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Confirmed: Ewan McGregor is back for an Obi-Wan Kenobi series. Disney is playing dirty, getting me horny!
I got to go live on this fucking Friday evening, but I would be remiss if I didn’t post about this prior to. Ewan McGregor is back, baby! He will be starring in an Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney Plus.
‘The Mandalorian’ Trailer: Goddamn, there is a surplus of coolness here!
Fucking Hell, dudes. If this trailer for The Mandalorian is any indication, Jon Favreau has fucking crushed it.
Marvel reveals ‘Moon Knight’, ‘She-Hulk’ and ‘Ms. Marvel’ series for Disney Plus. Jesus Christ, slow downnnn
Marvel has revealed three more series for Disney Plus. Moon Knight, She-Hulk, and Ms. Marvel. Like, all of these properties make me juiced. But? Too much content, dude. Too fucking much.
Leaked: ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ footage from D23. Blink and you’ll miss it, but still!
Oh baby! The Rise of Skywalker footage has leaked! Sent to me by Rendar, courtesy of Reddit. Granted this footage is almost nothing, but it’s still enough to give me a chubby. After the jump!
As well, I got no fucking clue how long this will stay up. So if you find the video broken, don’t bark at me.
‘Cowboy Bebop’ Netflix live-action casts Elena Satine as Julia. Ain’t familiar in the fucking least!
I ain’t familiar with Elena Satine. But, she’s been cast as none other than Julia in that Cowboy Bebop adaptation. An adaptation that I quite truthfully keep forgetting is happening. Here’s hoping! Here’s hoping.
Weekend Open Bar: We Must Adapt Ourselves to the Requirements of Chaos
Nature simply does not give a fuck about us, my dudes. And if you can come to accept that, and work within it, it’s sort of freeing. What’s the Grand Plan for us? Nothing. And what does that mean? Fuck if I know. But, is it all hopeless? Fuck nah! At least not for me, an Absurdist Optimist. I’ll forge ahead. What does that mean?
Some days? It means eating an entire pizza, burping my dick into my underwear, and blogging for a couple hours.
Other days? It means mowing the lawn, patting my dog, and attempting to function like a normal human.
Disney reveals plans for Marvel-themed park called “Avengers Campus” so we can all be adult children forever, great
I’m torn. On one hand, I really want to go to Avengers Campus. On the other hand? All this jerking off to Marvel and other pop culture has me feeling like we’re stuck in some sort of permanent adolescence. Eh, whatever. The Amazon is burning, you’ve never been closer to death. Go have fun.
‘The Mandalorian’ gets official poster ahead of its D23 panel today. Give me this show in my fucking veins!
We got ourselves a trailer for The Mandalorian coming today. Figgity-fuck yeah! (?) And if you know the trailer is going to draw the cream from your balls, then this poster is a good bit of foreplay.
The PlayStation 5 design has possibly leaked. Holy fucking Flying-V, dudes!
If you believe a now-deleted tweet, this is the design of the PlayStation 5. And obviously, my dudes, it’s fucking wild. Do I believe it? Well, the tweet was deleted. Usually a good sign something was revealed that shouldn’t have been.
