Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ takes place eight years after ‘Revenge of the Sith’ which is a lot of time for him to contemplate his fuck-ups
That Obi-Wan Kenobi series that’s finally finally happening on Disney Plus? Motherfucker takes place eight years after Revenge of the Sith. I hope Kenobi has spent that time thinking about what a dick-head he was to Anakin, and flirting with Tusken raiders.
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Views From The Space-Ship: Pour One Out For Summer
Man! I haven’t done a Desktop Thursdays since January? My bad, my bad. If I’m being honest? I missed it! I hope you missed it too! If you’re new to this (and let’s be honest, everyone here is old), this is the weekly invitation to share glimpses into your world! It can be your desktop! Your desk! Some bomb-ass photos of your house, or a local hangout. A community communing!
I’ll go first, per usual! Join me in the comments!
Newly found exoplanet slingshots itself around its solar system. The cosmos fucking rules, dudes
Hohum! Another exoplanet found, another head-scratching discovery. The discovery? Exoplanet HR 5183 b slingshots itself around its goddamn solar system. Like a boss.
Capcom teasing new ‘Resident Evil’ game called ‘Project Resistance’ to debut at TGS. Get it, REsistance?!
A new Resident Evil game? Debuting at TGS 2019? You bet your bottom fucking dollar! Apparently it’s going to be similar the online survival game Resident Evil Outbreak, which I never played.
Hit the jump for details and leaked screenshots!
DARPA badly needs underground complex by Friday for undisclosed experiment! What could possibly fucking go wrong?
DARPA like, badly needs an underground complex by Friday! For an experiment! They’ve put out a literal public appeal, and hey! Why not help out? Let’s hasten along the apocalypse with a fun experiment.
‘Joker’ Final Trailer: Send in the clowns!
This trailer for the Joker flick is wild, man. At the very least, it ain’t like anything we’ve ever seen in a DC movie. Is that good? Bad? We will see.
Disney blocking Fox’s backlog from second runs at indie theaters. Not cool. Looks like I’m fucking pirating them Disney+ shows!
There’s a million reasons why Disney owning everything fucking sucks, man. But, here’s one you may not have considered. The company is blocking indie theaters from playing second runs of Fox movies. Which, at least around here, is a pretty big bummer. The OL Crew has more than once gone to an indie theater to catch a showing of something at a revival house. Fucking alas.
‘Mr. Robot’ Final Season Trailer: Fuck society one last time on October 6!
The trailer for the final season of Mr. Robot! I ain’t fucking watching it! I want the entirety of this final dance to be fresh for me.
‘Mario Kart Tour’ is dropping on smartphones on September 25. Get pissed at blue shells anywhere, now!
I completely forgot that there is a Mario Kart game dropping on smartphones. Additionally, I will forget once again. But right now! It’s at the top of my mind. And I’m here to tell you, it’s arriving this September.
As well, I know technically you can already get pissed at blue shells anywhere already, because Mario Kart is on the Switch. Just let me have the fucking headline, pedant.
